#1038: "One at my neck and the other at my groin."

[random_8bit]

Chaos is the darkness from time immemorial, the initial form of all matter before forces of order such as gravity, time, and heat gave all chaotic matter form and purpose. Chaos is the very essence of eternity, outlasting all order which, by its very nature, feeds on itself to exist. Chaos needs to no fuel. Chaos is simply existence in its true form, without being bound to the laws of man or god.

Actually, in the beginning the universe was a much smaller chunk of stuff of uniform distribution that, upon being acted upon (or simply becoming active?) expanded into the universe as we know it now. The forces you mentioned are actors in a process of entropy that is degenerating the original, orderly form of the universe into a more chaotic place. So actually, Order is the beginning, Chaos degrades the Order, and once everything there is has become so far removed from all other things in the universe, uniform distribution returns and Order is once again norm. So Order comes first.

[Mirai Gen]

I like to think that Brian has a big checklist on his wall, filled with the possible outcomes that 8-bit Theater could end with. Among them are Comic 434, Garland becoming Chaos, EPS becoming Chaos, BM becoming Chaos, etc etc etc. And each time someone guesses, he adds a check.

Whichever has no checks next to it will be the ending.

[Magic_Marker]

Well, I, uh

Damn I wouldn't put it past him.

[Thadius]

And now that you've said it, he's burned the list. Murphyism at its finest.

[Fortune Zero]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

I like to think that Brian has a big checklist on his wall, filled with the possible outcomes that 8-bit Theater could end with. Among them are Comic 434, Garland becoming Chaos, EPS becoming Chaos, BM becoming Chaos, etc etc etc. And each time someone guesses, he adds a check.

Whichever has no checks next to it will be the ending.

Don't forget Fighter becoming Garland, Blackbelt coming back to life, Blackbelt becoming Chaos, Chaos becoming Chaos, King Steve becoming Chaos, King Steve becoming Garland, Chaos becoming a bag of beef ramen with two flavor packets, and White Mage becoming hot for Black Mage.


...And then their baby becomes Chaos.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Originally Posted by Thadius

...This raises concerns. Please, for the love of God, someone find proof in the archives that Black Mage is male! Undeniable proof!

First, this.

If BM were female, he'd have to cover up his top portion, like the naked WM sprite I've got attached.

Also attached are 2 of my BM beach wear sprites. While you might be able to say they're not canonical due to the fact that Brian hasn't used them. Well poot, there's tons of stuff I've made that Brian hasn't done.

And the sad fact is, the most praise I've ever got out of him was for King Steve. And that guy is the Prince from FF3j with a new head.

SWB

[Fortune Zero]

Psh. Everyone knows that facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!




...Really just looking for an excuse to post the following:

[Truce]

Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

First, this.

If BM were female, he'd have to cover up his top portion, like the naked WM sprite I've got attached.

...for a second, I thought that was Fighter covering up, not WM.

[Selfish]

You are all sick, sick, SICK people.

That is why I stay.

[Gamer8585]

Originally Posted by Selfish

You are all sick, sick, SICK people.

That is why I stay.

...and let me guess you're shocked, SHOCKED, to find that there is gambling quasi-erotic 8-bit pseudo-transvestism at this establishment?