07-22-2012, 09:28 PM | #31 |
OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
Join Date: May 2006
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*Directed toward the brand-new opposite sex widow/widower*
"Sorry about your loss. My place or yours?" EDIT: (Anyone who has read or played the Pokemon Umbral RP might find the above comment to be amusing for a particular in-character reason) Last edited by Menarker; 07-22-2012 at 09:49 PM. |
07-23-2012, 11:51 AM | #32 |
Lakitu
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*Loudly so everyone can hear* "OK GEORGE! That was real funny but it's time to stop faking it! You can't keep laying there and expect me to be fooled! Hell, I have half the mind to bury you anyway you trickster son of a bitch!"
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07-23-2012, 05:32 PM | #33 |
Trash Goblin
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New Scene:
"Awful things to say to Cashiers." |
07-23-2012, 05:43 PM | #34 |
Not a Taco
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 3,313
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Not exclusively cashiers, mind you.
"Fuck you asshole go die in a ditch."
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I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF. |
07-23-2012, 05:43 PM | #35 |
Never give up. Never give in.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Sacramento, CA
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"Alright, sir, here's your change of $4.04"
"Where? I can't find it!"
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert Heinlein |
07-23-2012, 05:44 PM | #36 |
Trash Goblin
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"Wait a few minutes, I'm on the phone."
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07-25-2012, 05:23 PM | #37 |
Burn.
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You will give me this for free... *Jedi hand wave*
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07-25-2012, 06:12 PM | #38 |
Trash Goblin
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New Scene:
"Awkward starts to Award Speeches". |
07-25-2012, 06:22 PM | #39 |
Mild Psychosis
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"I did not expect to win any awards tonight, so perhaps that explains why I am wearing a shirt that reads 'Fuck You Oscars', which I can only say I deeply regret purchasing now..."
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07-26-2012, 01:23 AM | #40 |
Lakitu
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"Mr. McRobertsmith, wherever you are, fuck you for telling me back in fifth grade that I'd never amount to anything . . . you moron."
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