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lol i dont even know
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He's Rick and quit stealing my material! I'd accuse you of being Carlos Mencia but you're actually Mexican.
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05-29-2008, 02:06 AM
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lol i dont even know
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Plagiarism is the sincerest form of admiration (or some shit like that).
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05-29-2008, 02:08 AM
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Okay, fine. Because flattery is my greatest weakness, I'll let it slide.
Anyway, no seriously, I tried to watch The Shining and ended up having to go outside and bang my head against a tree to escape the agony. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest.
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You fail again, Regulus. YOU FAIL AGAIN. First with Indiana Jones, and now with this. Go stand in the corner of shame. Go on. Go. :P Films that cause me pain: - Dante's Peak. Spoiler: EVERY TEN SECONDS SOME OTHER DISASTER HAPPENS. It's like the writers just opened the Encyclopedia of Shit That Happens, ran some of its pages through a paper shredder, and then pasted them back together on the script. "Oh no! Volcano eruption!" "Oh no, landslide!" "Oh no, the river turned to acid!" "Oh no, the acid river KILLED GRANDMAAAAAA!!" Good lord. I was begging for the acid river to kill them all. -The Brothers Grimm. It was stupid. I seriously considered leaving the theatre about six times during that movie. I only stayed because I was there with other people. Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. -I know I'll probably get sent over to join RT in the Corner of Shame for this, but I really got bored watching It's a Wonderful Life. It just kept going on and on and onnnn..... -_-
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Every scene in the Spider-Man movies that did not involve Spider-Man punching a costume evildoer felt like I was being choked and kicked in the stomach at the same time.
Oh! Oh! Final Fantasy: Spirits Within I mean this is a movie so bad even the involvement of Steve Buscemi couldn't alleviate the pain of watching it. I mean you'd think for the five hundred million dollars they shat away into CGI they could have sprung for an actual script? But I guess they just decided to get a big-ass bag of fortune cookies and tape their fortunes together until they had enough word-soup to fill an hour and a half stretch of Uncanny Valley.
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lol i dont even know
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So, on-topic, one that really irks me every time is Disney's rendition of Pinnochio. The pacing is just atrocious.
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We are Geth.
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ANYWAY, Batman and Robin still sticks out to me as all kinds of awful. As if it wasn't bad enough that they spent the entire first ten minutes showing you how Ah-nuld was to Mr. Freeze as fucking Eddie Murphy is to Wolverine, they then spend like three-quarters of their budget on multi-colored lights just in case Power Rangers didn't get you enough of "Character A Likes This Color". Then combine it in the fact that Batman wasn't so much Batman as it was Just Another Superhero as well as the fact that most of the actors in it, if not vanishing completely, went on at least a five-year hiatus and you've got a bile-inducing movie. Thank god for Christian Bale and saving the entire Batman franchise. Also; Soultaker. It was a movie I saw before I knew about the MST3k, which was great because it justified all of my thoughts about the movie in one fell swoop.
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There is no Toph, only Melon Lord!
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Oh man, I didn't actually watch this movie, but this one time my dad and I were browsing the on demand movie stuff and it was this big list and, since we didn't really care, we were scoping the preview for every movie, and this one came up and it went:
"In a strip club owned by vampires, the only tips these ladies take is your SOUL" I visibly winced at the awful, but now I just find it the most hilarious thing ever.
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05-29-2008, 02:51 AM
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We are Geth.
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Oh oh!
There was this one movie I never actually remembered the name of, but it's like the Spider Man story arc where he turns into a human spider except instead of developing powers and becoming a super hero he just ends up growing extra eyes and random mandibles and he goes out and eats people while his girlfriend consoles him through the door. I wish I could remember the name but the one thing I remember is that the costume makers that did Predator actually worked on the movie, which I thought was funny and sad as hell.
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