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11-20-2003, 08:57 PM

A: Not the illithids, apparently.

Q: I wonder, how much / wood would a wood chuck chuck if / I set him on fire? (<--best damn hiaku you'll ever see)

"A gentler Irishman ne'er been born" - Flogging Molly (Finnegan's Wake)

Lycanthrope · 11-21-2003, 02:34 AM

A. Enough to start a forrest fire

Q. If BB were a vegetable, what carniverous beast would eat the poor herbavore feasting on him?

11-21-2003, 03:14 AM

A: A vulture.

Q: If Princess Sara somehow gained control over Corneria, what type of ruler would she be?

CHICAGO�lollie · 11-21-2003, 06:05 AM

A: She'd be like she was when she was ESP, a bit of a bitchy ruler with a serious additude :p

Q: Why hasn't my gameboy turn into a rice crispy yet?

The_Phat_G · 11-21-2003, 09:01 AM

A: Because it would rather be pocky.

Q: If two trains are approaching each other from opposite directions on straight and parallel tracks, both at 90 km/h, does anyone give a shit?

11-21-2003, 09:19 AM

A: Only a little and with pie.

Q: Who would win in a head on colission, Fighter using Ram style Vogus or a bus?

The_Phat_G · 11-21-2003, 09:37 AM

A: Fighter in any normal scenario, but if it was the bus from Speed, then it'd be close.

Q: Why does Dr. Swordopolis have glasses if he doesn't have eyes?

11-21-2003, 09:44 AM

A: cause he has very small eyes, or hes just an idiot, i dont know

11-21-2003, 10:06 AM

Q: What happened to the last guy's question?

11-21-2003, 11:15 AM

A: he typed very small, or hes just an idiot, i don't know
Q: whats a claw shrimp?

11-21-2003, 06:05 AM	#34
CHICAGO�lollie From Another World~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 1,287	A: She'd be like she was when she was ESP, a bit of a bitchy ruler with a serious additude :p Q: Why hasn't my gameboy turn into a rice crispy yet? __________________ http://birdsock.blogspot.com/

11-20-2003, 08:57 PM	#31
Thinkmeat Guest Posts: n/a	A: Not the illithids, apparently. Q: I wonder, how much / wood would a wood chuck chuck if / I set him on fire? (<--best damn hiaku you'll ever see) "A gentler Irishman ne'er been born" - Flogging Molly (Finnegan's Wake)

11-21-2003, 02:34 AM	#32
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	A. Enough to start a forrest fire Q. If BB were a vegetable, what carniverous beast would eat the poor herbavore feasting on him?

11-21-2003, 03:14 AM	#33
taekwondogirl Guest Posts: n/a	A: A vulture. Q: If Princess Sara somehow gained control over Corneria, what type of ruler would she be?

11-21-2003, 09:01 AM	#35
The_Phat_G Aw, an emo-bender. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: How I mine 4 fish? Posts: 568	A: Because it would rather be pocky. Q: If two trains are approaching each other from opposite directions on straight and parallel tracks, both at 90 km/h, does anyone give a shit?

11-21-2003, 09:19 AM	#36
LoadBalinor Guest Posts: n/a	A: Only a little and with pie. Q: Who would win in a head on colission, Fighter using Ram style Vogus or a bus?

11-21-2003, 09:37 AM	#37
The_Phat_G Aw, an emo-bender. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: How I mine 4 fish? Posts: 568	A: Fighter in any normal scenario, but if it was the bus from Speed, then it'd be close. Q: Why does Dr. Swordopolis have glasses if he doesn't have eyes?

11-21-2003, 09:44 AM	#38
Master_Black_Belt Guest Posts: n/a	A: cause he has very small eyes, or hes just an idiot, i dont know

11-21-2003, 10:06 AM	#39
LoadBalinor Guest Posts: n/a	Q: What happened to the last guy's question?

11-21-2003, 11:15 AM	#40
JohnCourage Guest Posts: n/a	A: he typed very small, or hes just an idiot, i don't know Q: whats a claw shrimp?