07-26-2005, 12:54 PM | #31 |
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Johnny Depp can do anything. Including say "Suckers" properly.
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07-27-2005, 11:35 AM | #32 |
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Well, not having seen him in action, I will defer to you.
On second thought, John Cleese should play Red Mage. He has the proper arrogance. So, we have: Fighter: Bruce Willis Black Mage: James Earl Jones Thief: Johnny Depp White Mage: Hilary Swank Red Mage: John Cleese King Steve: Hmm... Christopher Lee! Garland: Woody Allen Princess Sara: Natalie Portman Drizz'l: Sean Bean Man, this is going to be a BLOCKBUSTER. Just the CAST is enough.
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07-27-2005, 11:54 AM | #33 |
Just another NPF ghost
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I think the best person to play Red Mage is Brian Clevinger.
And it doesn't matter who Fighter is because we'll have to replace him every five eposides.
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07-27-2005, 02:47 PM | #34 |
She's buying the Stairway to Heaven
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Johnny Depp = Vilbert
Can anybody look at how creepy he is in C&tCF and NOT think he'd make a good Vilbert?
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07-27-2005, 05:51 PM | #35 |
Orangebelt...what?
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Fighter: Ashton Kutcher
Black Mage: Kelsey Grammer (sp?) Red Mage: Johnny Depp (As long as he doesnt make nay more Michael Jackson impressions during his acting) Thief: Owen Wilson (Starsky and Hutch, Shanghai Noon) White Mage: Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikke: Robin Williams Vilbert: John Malcovich Drizzl: Orlando bloom in Drow makeup. Like to see him as a bad guy for once. Sarda: Sean Connery Garland: Anybody i guess Blackbelt: SOmeone whose demise I wouldnt mind rewinding and replaying. ///
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07-28-2005, 01:29 AM | #36 |
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King Steve: Robin Williams
Garland: Woody Allan ... ok i dont know enough actors.... |
07-28-2005, 02:06 AM | #37 |
Sent to the cornfield
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An All-Star cast. (don't ask about people you don't know, just google them pls)
If Alec Baldwin isn't a good choice to play as Fighter, then I don't know who is. Ben Stiller as Thief, Johnny Dep as Red Mage (Dep with white, horrible hair? that'll be the day!), and Dominic Monaghan as Black Mage. Also starring Robert De Nero as King Steve, Jenifer Garner as Princess Sara, Natalie Portman as White Mage, with Stephen Chow as Black Belt. Plus Emilio Estevez as Garland, Antonio Bendarez as Bikke, Ewin McGregor as D'rizzle, and Sacha Baron Cohen as that gothic simp. Throw in a cameo from Brian and you've got yourself a blockbuster, you will! |
07-28-2005, 02:11 AM | #38 |
The claw is for show.
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Edward Norton as Red Mage.
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07-28-2005, 01:57 PM | #39 |
Psion Uncarnate
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Why not James Earl Jones for Black Mage?
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