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Unread 02-06-2006, 04:21 PM   #31
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Thomas took the strange glowing rod, looked over at the crab, and sighed.

"This is an omen, I know it. God couldn't simply let me deliver the necklace. He wants me to fight things, too. Dammit."

Though the Crab Prod was a stick, Thomas didn't have much experience with rods. So he held it like a sword, and rushed toward the crab with the intent to strike it with the prod on its shell.
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Unread 02-08-2006, 05:30 PM   #32
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The crab was still too busy flailing clumsily at the cook to notice Thomas rushing it.
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Unread 02-09-2006, 07:01 AM   #33
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The odd creature however, leapt off of the crab and landed on Thomas's shoulders, putting its hands over his eyes.
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Unread 02-15-2006, 03:48 PM   #34
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"Excellent! Now I can finally have dinner!" Some random man in a very nice outfit shouted at thomas after the crab had been shocked to a point of near-death. It wasn't moving, but it looked liked it still breathed.

"My, I must thank you for the help you have given me. Without you, it could have been well over 10 minutes before I ate." The man, which now Thomas could note was rather large, can bumbling over to Thomas. Once the man of fat had walked next to Thomas, he wrapped an arm around his shoulders and suddenly Thomas felt an incredible weight fall upon him.

"Tell you what I am going to do." The man completly ignoring whatever Thomas was doing. "I have 50 gold to blow tonight. Name one thing you want in the entire world that I can afford, and its yours." At the word yours, the fat man seemed to lean his entire weight onto Thomas.
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Unread 02-15-2006, 04:14 PM   #35
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"Well.....I wouldn't mind having a new horse. My last one kind of ran off after spouting some racial power tellings."

He was a bit uncomfortable about the heavy man leaning on him.
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Unread 02-15-2006, 07:32 PM   #36
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The crab, its meat fried right inside its shell by the lethal dose of electricity, jittered a few times as black ooze flowed gently from its mouth. It smelled about as good as crab meat sans spices, seasonings, and vegetable servings could.
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Unread 02-19-2006, 01:52 AM   #37
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A loud voice rings out from the shattered doorway. "JULIAAAAAAS!" A rather distressed looking woman, dressed in worker's clothing, hustles towards Thomas and the large man. She nearly trips over one of the crab's legs as she makes here way towards the two men. She grabs the large man by the wrist, forcefully pulling him off of Thomas. "How many times have I told you, no using strange magical items in the house! I swear, I don't know how many times you can risk blowing up the place before you learn your lesson!"

She looks past Julias' large shoulder and notices Thomas standing there staring at them. She puts on a improvised smile and waves, then immediately turns to Julius again and resumes yelling at him. "Finish up your business with this man." She points to the crab corpse. "Then, you will find a way to get THAT back in the house so I can make dinner. I will NOT let dinner go to waste just becasue you got foolish again. I am going to COOK that crab, and you are going to EAT it."

Turning her attention again to Thomas, the woman says sympathetically, "I apologize for whatever trouble my husband caused you. He has offered you some compensation, I hope. He can be a bit dense, but he always remembers his manners. Anyway, I'll let you two finish up your conversation. Feel free to stop by anytime." On that note, the woman waves goodbye to Thomas, shoots a quick glare at Julias, and returns to the inn.
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Unread 02-19-2006, 06:06 AM   #38
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The stablehand went back into the wreckage, and emerged riding a chestnut stallion. He was strong, proud and seemed very friendly. The man spoke to Thomas.

"Thanks for the help. For your reward, our most prized stallion, only 50 gold coins. If you want, I'll charge it to that man's bill. The guy who offered to buy something for you. This little beauty has won the Ecklain championship 5 times in a row, and is an excelent jumper. In fact, he can talk. His name is... Ed."

The stablehand jumped off, and handed Thomas the reins.

"Do you like?"
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Unread 02-19-2006, 12:11 PM   #39
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"The misses. Can't live with em, can't live without em." The large man, now revealed as Julias, said to Thomas as she left. "Well if a horse is what you need, then here ya go friend." Julias tosses the coins towards the stable boy, then says "I better get going, da misses can be scary if I leave her alone for long." With that, the rather large man wobbles away.
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