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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In your Heart
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Why is everyone in a forum either a smartass, a jokester, or an ironic jackass that has an opinion to everything?
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12-15-2006, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Coast
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Because you touch yourself at night.
Hey-o!
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12-15-2006, 11:06 PM
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for all seasons
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12-15-2006, 11:50 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: California
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Why must the head roll? Why must the upper half fly? Why not have it indeed so a better way to decapitate someone? I tire of cutting people in half or their heads off.
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12-16-2006, 01:47 AM
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In need of a vacation
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont
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Why did Inspector Gadget go off the air? The theme song should be enough to keep it alive forever!!
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DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence.
Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend |
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12-16-2006, 01:57 AM
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Not quite dead yet!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The long, dark tea-time of the soul
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Why do I know this?
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Plain Dumb
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In your Heart
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@MM: You know that because you belong in group 1 I already mentioned. And possibly in 2 and 3, as well.
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12-16-2006, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: In a van. Sometimes parked next to a river.
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How come when it rains in Florida, Douchelicks behind the wheel think thats the sign from the gods that its their turn to see how fast they can go on a wet road while annoying everyone else?
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12-16-2006, 11:51 AM
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I mustache you a question.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Laval
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If a cat always falls down on its feet and a piece of toast always falls on the buttered side, what happens when you butter a cat's back?
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The key to being a big league pitcher is the 3 R's: readiness, recuperation, and conditioning! You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds! -Phil Brickman |
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12-16-2006, 11:55 AM
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There is no Toph, only Melon Lord!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box
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