Pants - Page 4

CrazyBen · 12-10-2006, 09:48 AM

My pants putting-on is a fairly standard left-right-pull up-fasten (or adjust, when I'm wearing sweatpants under my pants for work). My shirts, I pull over my head, then stick both arms out of their proper holes simultaneously.

For taking off, I do the shirt the same as putting it on, but in reverse. My pants, I unfasten it, then sit on my bed, grab both ankles, and yank it all the way off at once. Then I fold them and put them on my desk (or over the back of the chair, for my scrubs) for tomorrow.

Edit: And how come girls are the ones who wear skirts. Guys are the ones who need them!

CelesJessa · 12-10-2006, 01:29 PM

Pants, it's just generally right-leg, left-leg and then pull up (and then button and zip.

Shirts, most of the time is the crossover arm thing, or, if I'm trying to be modest (or dressing in a room with other people in it) I do the whole "tug the arms out of the sleeves and let the shirt hang around the neck and then, pull on the other shirt while taking off the first one.

The real, pant-related question is... how do you get TIGHTS on (or pantyhose, I guess, depending on what you prefer). I do the "bunch one leg all up until you can stick the foot into the bottom" and then pull it up. That's the easiest way to avoid snags and runs.

Flarecobra · 12-10-2006, 02:01 PM

Pants, putting on: One foot, other foot, stand, pull up, button up, close belt, good to wear. (Don't have any zipper-fly pants)

Pants Removal: Undo belt, undo buttons, let gravity do the work.

Shirt removal: Reach behind me, pull over my head. Drop shirt in dirty clothes bag. My breasts sometimes gets in the way when I try to do it from the front. Don't ask why.

Mr.McSpiff · 12-10-2006, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Don't ask why.

Just for the sake of being an ass... Why?

Edit: This talk of female undress confuses and arouses me I must leave and uh... meditate on this... yeah.

12-10-2006, 09:48 AM	#31
CrazyBen Aim Low Boys Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns Posts: 328	My pants putting-on is a fairly standard left-right-pull up-fasten (or adjust, when I'm wearing sweatpants under my pants for work). My shirts, I pull over my head, then stick both arms out of their proper holes simultaneously. For taking off, I do the shirt the same as putting it on, but in reverse. My pants, I unfasten it, then sit on my bed, grab both ankles, and yank it all the way off at once. Then I fold them and put them on my desk (or over the back of the chair, for my scrubs) for tomorrow. Edit: And how come girls are the ones who wear skirts. Guys are the ones who need them! __________________ Now a pround member of GASP First rule of Overused Joke Club- You don't talk about Overused Joke Club! Come visit scenic Erwinburg! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig. Last edited by CrazyBen; 12-10-2006 at 09:58 AM.

12-10-2006, 01:29 PM	#32
CelesJessa DA-DA-DA-DAA DAA DAA DA DA-DAAAAAA! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Zanzibar Land Posts: 6,531	Pants, it's just generally right-leg, left-leg and then pull up (and then button and zip. Shirts, most of the time is the crossover arm thing, or, if I'm trying to be modest (or dressing in a room with other people in it) I do the whole "tug the arms out of the sleeves and let the shirt hang around the neck and then, pull on the other shirt while taking off the first one. The real, pant-related question is... how do you get TIGHTS on (or pantyhose, I guess, depending on what you prefer). I do the "bunch one leg all up until you can stick the foot into the bottom" and then pull it up. That's the easiest way to avoid snags and runs. __________________

12-10-2006, 02:01 PM	#33
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Pants, putting on: One foot, other foot, stand, pull up, button up, close belt, good to wear. (Don't have any zipper-fly pants) Pants Removal: Undo belt, undo buttons, let gravity do the work. Shirt removal: Reach behind me, pull over my head. Drop shirt in dirty clothes bag. My breasts sometimes gets in the way when I try to do it from the front. Don't ask why. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.