Paris Hilton goes to jail, Humanity Celebrates. - Page 4

POS Industries · 05-09-2007, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

So grainy night-vision footage of this overmade-up, overtanned, overdyed, perma-smirking, pampered brat riding some guy's baloney pole entitles her to celebrity status? That's not very fair to real porn actresses, y'know.

You know, I've never actually watched the night-vision portion? The glowing eyes always creep me out. Really, the only half-way decent part of that whole mess is the side-view full color close up oral scene. It's still best left to the professionals, of course, but that's still probably the highlight of the whole thing.

Anyway, I was referring more to her penchant for winding up drunkenly dancing on a table with what passes for her dress having devolved into an ill-fitting sarong about her waist as the paparazzi snap away at their latest tabloid paycheck. She got famous for being having a notable name and regularly causing a scene at every party from the latest high society bash to young Billy Goldstein's bar mitzvah.

Then began the videotaped fucking, you see.

**Satan's Onion** · 05-09-2007, 05:28 AM

Ah. So she's famous more thanks to society's morbid curiosity than anything else, perhaps?

POS Industries · 05-09-2007, 05:29 AM

Yeah, basically. Though most folks don't want to admit to it, in truth all the world loves a skank.

crimson5pheonix · 05-09-2007, 11:27 AM

So if the Queen of England has a party and I start dancing on the table in nothing but a cod peice, I'll be famous?

Meister · 05-09-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crimson5pheonix

So if the Queen of England has a party and I start dancing on the table in nothing but a cod peice, I'll be famous?

One way or another.

crimson5pheonix · 05-09-2007, 11:36 AM

WOOT! I'm going to England! See me on the news.

Seil · 05-09-2007, 11:41 AM

I'm not touching that one.

crimson5pheonix · 05-09-2007, 11:42 AM

If you watch Jackass and have seen the party boy, you know what's coming.

Meister · 05-09-2007, 11:45 AM

You know it must be done for the greater good. Godspeed, crimson, come back safely!

crimson5pheonix · 05-09-2007, 11:47 AM

With my soon to be gotten power over the minds of the weak, I will make sure Paris goes to jail and then I'll RULE THE WORLD! Then I'll get drunk, have my license suspended, get drunk again, and get arrested for having a suspended license.

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05-09-2007, 05:29 AM	#33
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Yeah, basically. Though most folks don't want to admit to it, in truth all the world loves a skank. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped. Last edited by POS Industries; 05-09-2007 at 05:05 PM.

05-09-2007, 11:27 AM	#34
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	So if the Queen of England has a party and I start dancing on the table in nothing but a cod peice, I'll be famous?

05-09-2007, 11:36 AM	#36
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	WOOT! I'm going to England! See me on the news.

05-09-2007, 11:41 AM	#37
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	I'm not touching that one.

05-09-2007, 11:42 AM	#38
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	If you watch Jackass and have seen the party boy, you know what's coming.

05-09-2007, 11:45 AM	#39
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	You know it must be done for the greater good. Godspeed, crimson, come back safely!

05-09-2007, 11:47 AM	#40
crimson5pheonix Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jo momma's house. Posts: 117	With my soon to be gotten power over the minds of the weak, I will make sure Paris goes to jail and then I'll RULE THE WORLD! Then I'll get drunk, have my license suspended, get drunk again, and get arrested for having a suspended license.