Avvy 5 Distraction - Never Eat With Your Left Hand - Page 4

mauve · 12-04-2007, 01:15 PM

Sorry. I know that post was pretty useless, but I couldn't help responding to "Science Officer Mauve." XD

PyrosNine · 12-05-2007, 12:29 AM

Special Giant Robot Report:

Majimmier: The Masochist Pacifist.

Bio: Originally a young, destitute potato farming boy of unknown ethnicity (probably Anime Asian. He has blue hair for crying out loud), Majimmier knew that he was meant for better things in life, and that when he finally got to the top, he would use his position to help the people of the world.

Then his adoptive potato farming parents were killed by the Daikon mafia, which sought to gain a hold in Scotland as the NEW food staple by eliminating their deep seated rivals.

It was then and there, that Majimmier, blood soaked and standing upon the corpses of his hispanic ma and pa, swore that he would find those 3 black suited, sunglasses wearing, musical bastards and flay their bones to make his bread, tearing them and everyone they knew limb from limb until his blood lust was satiated.

However, in his moment of his oath, a passing travel agent came upon the poor boy, who immediately saw that his face was that of an angel, and would make even the most devilish prada wearer weep at it's beauty.

Within moments Majimmier signed a modeling career contract and made it to the big time, living a life of luxury with two genetically shrunk pandas and occasionally becoming the most expensive male host in Japan, even serving intergalactic parasites. And in his position, Majimmier began a campaign for world pacifism, to get all nations to lay down their arms and buy expensive mass marketed products that have his image upon them.

He currently lives in L.A. with his two children, and is a proud card carrying member of the Daikon mafia, dying his hair brown and calling himself "Ichiro."

Power level: Over Nein-1000!

Psychological report: Hawt sexy beast! How could anyone ever not listen to his pleas for peace and even have the gall to call him Psychotic? Oh...my Majimmy poo!

Unbiased Psychological report: Has an intense pathological hatred of violence, and releases his frustrations in the most violent way possible, and enjoys the pain he feels and wishes to share it with the world. Loves pain...oh god does he love pain. Bark doggy, Bark! I just want to whip him and be whipped till I-

Unbiased Unbiased Psychological report: Dude's as bipolar as a spinning coin!

Special Attacks:

Punch for Peace!: Using wrist mounted rockets, Majimmier can punch with literal earth shattering force that tends to also take his opponent's ears off. Most basic and commonly used attack. Sometimes said as "Punch for Piece!"

Electric Bondage Present, or better known as "I won't hurt you, not even to defend myself": Uses energy that flows from his swordless sheathes, Majimmier binds and strikes any opponent in the name of peace. Also a powerful personal nighttime technique.

Pacifism Quiz fighting mode, or "Fighting S'mighting Shinken", Majimmier asks a series of questions for the pursuit of peace, which if the opponent gets wrong, their very failure leaves them open to increasingly devastating attacks.

However, a correct answer leads to no harm and a prize! Yay!

The cappuccino machine: The only remaining piece of the unfused MegaVoltrozord, that holds the zord's ultimate attack within. Is powered by small mimes on treadmills only.

POS Industries · 12-05-2007, 04:55 PM

Hm, I could've sworn Flare was led to the bridge and served popcorn, but whatever.

Flarecobra · 12-05-2007, 05:09 PM

You left a loophole. Never mentioned me going with you. Just RZ and Arhra.

Bailey · 12-05-2007, 05:15 PM

But why would you try to infiltrate the base of someone who has undoubtedly read the evil overlord list VIA THE AIR SHAFTS?

Flarecobra · 12-05-2007, 05:17 PM

Because I want to destroy it?

Bailey · 12-05-2007, 05:19 PM

Good luck on that one... you'll need it.

I predict many nasty badnesses in the airshaft.

Also cameras.

POS Industries · 12-05-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

You left a loophole. Never mentioned me going with you. Just RZ and Arhra.

I beg to differ:

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries

"Hey, Rei, mind if I wander around? See what all's around here?"

"Hahaha, no way in hell," Rei Zeus laughed as the trio made their way down the corridors of the Riyal, "Restricted area, improper clearance, blah blah blah.... You're military, you know the drill. Sorry, hun!"

"So what is the plan now?" Arhra Two asked as they entered the turbolift.

"Well, I thought--Main Bridge--I thought we'd go upstairs and check out the fight on the big screen. If NexGen followed my orders to the letter, we should have some nice hot buttery popcorn waiting for us. Also drinks! Sound good?"

As the lift came to a halt and the doors whooshed open, the three of them were treated to the very differently decorated Riyal bridge.

...

"Oh, you know, Sailor Moon parody, bunch of different versions of me spawned. Technically, I'm 'Rei Zeus'," she explained while handing out popcorn to her guests, "Oh, and I'm engaged to Arhra here!"

*ahem*

Flarecobra · 12-05-2007, 05:27 PM

Ok. Misread it then. Thanks for the correction.

Arhra · 12-12-2007, 09:55 AM

Well, I decided to do something very stupid. Feel free to decide whether or not the ray penetrates cockpits/forcefields. Or not get hit at all if you prefer.

Alas, One has done nothing as she was last chatting to Fenris and he has seemingly vanished off the face of the Earth. Oh well. Less work in post writing I guess.

12-04-2007, 01:15 PM	#31
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Sorry. I know that post was pretty useless, but I couldn't help responding to "Science Officer Mauve." XD __________________ Yoo Hoo!

12-05-2007, 12:29 AM	#32
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Special Giant Robot Report: Majimmier: The Masochist Pacifist. Bio: Originally a young, destitute potato farming boy of unknown ethnicity (probably Anime Asian. He has blue hair for crying out loud), Majimmier knew that he was meant for better things in life, and that when he finally got to the top, he would use his position to help the people of the world. Then his adoptive potato farming parents were killed by the Daikon mafia, which sought to gain a hold in Scotland as the NEW food staple by eliminating their deep seated rivals. It was then and there, that Majimmier, blood soaked and standing upon the corpses of his hispanic ma and pa, swore that he would find those 3 black suited, sunglasses wearing, musical bastards and flay their bones to make his bread, tearing them and everyone they knew limb from limb until his blood lust was satiated. However, in his moment of his oath, a passing travel agent came upon the poor boy, who immediately saw that his face was that of an angel, and would make even the most devilish prada wearer weep at it's beauty. Within moments Majimmier signed a modeling career contract and made it to the big time, living a life of luxury with two genetically shrunk pandas and occasionally becoming the most expensive male host in Japan, even serving intergalactic parasites. And in his position, Majimmier began a campaign for world pacifism, to get all nations to lay down their arms and buy expensive mass marketed products that have his image upon them. He currently lives in L.A. with his two children, and is a proud card carrying member of the Daikon mafia, dying his hair brown and calling himself "Ichiro." Power level: Over Nein-1000! Psychological report: Hawt sexy beast! How could anyone ever not listen to his pleas for peace and even have the gall to call him Psychotic? Oh...my Majimmy poo! Unbiased Psychological report: Has an intense pathological hatred of violence, and releases his frustrations in the most violent way possible, and enjoys the pain he feels and wishes to share it with the world. Loves pain...oh god does he love pain. Bark doggy, Bark! I just want to whip him and be whipped till I- Unbiased Unbiased Psychological report: Dude's as bipolar as a spinning coin! Special Attacks: Punch for Peace!: Using wrist mounted rockets, Majimmier can punch with literal earth shattering force that tends to also take his opponent's ears off. Most basic and commonly used attack. Sometimes said as "Punch for Piece!" Electric Bondage Present, or better known as "I won't hurt you, not even to defend myself": Uses energy that flows from his swordless sheathes, Majimmier binds and strikes any opponent in the name of peace. Also a powerful personal nighttime technique. Pacifism Quiz fighting mode, or "Fighting S'mighting Shinken", Majimmier asks a series of questions for the pursuit of peace, which if the opponent gets wrong, their very failure leaves them open to increasingly devastating attacks. However, a correct answer leads to no harm and a prize! Yay! The cappuccino machine: The only remaining piece of the unfused MegaVoltrozord, that holds the zord's ultimate attack within. Is powered by small mimes on treadmills only. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

12-05-2007, 04:55 PM	#33
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Hm, I could've sworn Flare was led to the bridge and served popcorn, but whatever. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

12-05-2007, 05:09 PM	#34
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	You left a loophole. Never mentioned me going with you. Just RZ and Arhra. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-05-2007, 05:17 PM	#36
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Because I want to destroy it? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-05-2007, 05:27 PM	#39
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Ok. Misread it then. Thanks for the correction. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-12-2007, 09:55 AM	#40
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Well, I decided to do something very stupid. Feel free to decide whether or not the ray penetrates cockpits/forcefields. Or not get hit at all if you prefer. Alas, One has done nothing as she was last chatting to Fenris and he has seemingly vanished off the face of the Earth. Oh well. Less work in post writing I guess. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.