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Unread 03-28-2004, 03:45 PM   #31
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also, i do not want a sex-related death. i think that would just be bad and slightly embarrasing to all parties involved.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 03:53 PM   #32
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Ok, one, some of you guys are taking this way too seriously. Of course I'm not gonna TRY to go out like I described. It's just for fun, ya know... to think about.


Well in that case, I'd like to discover magic does exist (a la Wheel of Time, NOT Harry Potter), become an all powerful wizard, and then die in a huge magical showdown with another powerful mage. That would be awesome. Course, I wouldn't actually die as I would have magically bound my soul to the living world and would wander as a bodiless entity untill resurrected.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 04:17 PM   #33
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mwhahahaahha. Weak minded mortals and their fear of death. I FEAR NOTHING!

being serious now, a stylish and forever remembered death would be going down during a shootout with Counter Terrorist opreratives after breaking the world record for the longest hostage situation ever. Sure it would hurt like hell but damn you'd go down in history. that would be until some nutcase breaks your record. :P
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Unread 03-28-2004, 05:14 PM   #34
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You know, it would be fun to ride a nuke like that cowboy in that movie whose name I can't remember. The blast probally wouldn't even kill you, the impact in the ground would take you out before the explosion went off.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 06:04 PM   #35
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also, i do not want a sex-related death. i think that would just be bad and slightly embarrasing to all parties involved.
Exactly why I want to die in the middle of sex. I would consider it my last practical joke... if I was lucky enough that there's an afterlife and I could watch, I'd be giggling.

"Oh... oh OH oH.. yes... oh OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!" Ahh... that'd be hillarious.

In all honesty, though... I plan to live forever. So far so good.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 06:15 PM   #36
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My friends and I have discussed this, and they all agree that I will grow up to be a daredevil. No, not the "superhero" whose movie was the biggest load of crap ever, but a risk-taker. I will skydive, bunjee jump, jump gorges on bikes, etc etc. I will break every bone in my body several times, but fully recover each time. They'll call me Dr. Death, because nothing can kill me. Then one day I'll be shopping at a supermarket, and I will trip on an inconveniently-placed grapefruit. I will fall at the base of a watermelon pyramid, and they will tumble over on top of me. Then a cow will fall on me.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 06:48 PM   #37
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Unread 03-28-2004, 07:17 PM   #38
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IHMN When I die, I want to get in the Darwin Awards. Preferably in a large explosion making my body fly so far I also get some world record.
Oh yeah blaze of glory all the way. I don't fear the reaper. Death is just another phase...
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Unread 03-28-2004, 08:06 PM   #39
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I'll die in any way, shape or form, as long as it's quick and soon. I'm not going to commit suicide or anything, just hoping that when I cross the street, and car will run me over. Maybe a random explosion where I die because of shrapnel. Anything that would make my heart stop is fine with me.
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Unread 03-28-2004, 10:01 PM   #40
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I want to be on a bus. I want it to be going at like, at least 70 mph, then have the bus slam on the brakes, and just as the bus starts braking, I run full speed down the aisle from the back of the bus, and leap through the windshield, shattering through it, and flying at least 150 ft... off a bridge.

or die while having sex, so I can cum as I go, so to speak.
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