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Lost in Time · 04-15-2009, 05:35 PM

I'm also voting Male Redguard Cook named Ramsay with Krylo's reason for imprisonment.

Pip Boy · 04-15-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Krylo

Reason for imprisonment--he slept with emperor~~'s wife and/or concubines.~~ The emperor doesn't remember this because he is senile.

Fix'd

Krylo · 04-15-2009, 05:44 PM

I'm... I'm not sure the emperor would put him in jail for that. Unless he raped him.

In which case, I'm not sure I want to read an LP about a guy who rapes old men.

Lost in Time · 04-15-2009, 05:47 PM

No, it was just really really bad sex. The emperor can do that. Jailing for bad sex.

Rokrin · 04-15-2009, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo

I'm... I'm not sure the emperor would put him in jail for that. Unless he raped him.

In which case, I'm not sure I want to read an LP about a guy who rapes old men.

By guy you mean cat because it's going to be a Male Cat Chef, am I right?

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No, it was just really really bad sex. The emperor can do that. Jailing for bad sex.

If this is true, based on what I've been told, it's best if I just don't get involved.

Funka Genocide · 04-15-2009, 05:48 PM

Ok, so the final verdict is a Male, Redguard cook named Ramsay who is currently in prison for sleeping with someone's wife. I'm not going to say the emperor but probably some politician or another.

There was no rape involved, just a bitter politician who got him locked away in the deepest oubliette he could without a trial.

And so, our story begins, of Ramsay, the womanizing cook with a heart of gold.

or a heart, at least. He needs one, what with the blood and the pumping.

Rokrin · 04-15-2009, 06:53 PM

I'm voting he slept with the wife of a cat chef who was displeased with her husband for not being able to cook.

Looking very much forward to this update.

e: If you can find a mod that lets you use a frying pan as a weapon I'm voting that's what you use for the whole game.

Krylo · 04-15-2009, 06:58 PM

Redguard/Khajiit is just wrong and you know it.

This is my angry face:

I am making my angry face at you.

Rokrin · 04-15-2009, 07:09 PM

How many people actually voted Redguard?

e: Ok maybe there was a majority vote for Redguard but I'm pretty sure everyone meant to say Cat.

Krylo · 04-15-2009, 07:13 PM

Six people. There were I believe two, maybe three, Khajiit, and three or four imperial votes. Argonian also had two or three votes.

Everything else had 1 or 0 votes, I believe. I only counted Redguard, Khajiit, and Imperial, though. Imperial 'cause it was my vote. I also stopped counting anything that was not Redguard when it took the lead and then every other vote was Redguard.

04-15-2009, 05:35 PM	#31
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	I'm also voting Male Redguard Cook named Ramsay with Krylo's reason for imprisonment. __________________ Eat me!

04-15-2009, 05:44 PM	#33
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I'm... I'm not sure the emperor would put him in jail for that. Unless he raped him. In which case, I'm not sure I want to read an LP about a guy who rapes old men. __________________ I am very tired.

04-15-2009, 05:47 PM	#34
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	No, it was just really really bad sex. The emperor can do that. Jailing for bad sex. __________________ Eat me!

04-15-2009, 06:53 PM	#37
Rokrin Stupidity is an AoE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 749	I'm voting he slept with the wife of a cat chef who was displeased with her husband for not being able to cook. Looking very much forward to this update. e: If you can find a mod that lets you use a frying pan as a weapon I'm voting that's what you use for the whole game. __________________ Gamertag: T4CT

04-15-2009, 06:58 PM	#38
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Redguard/Khajiit is just wrong and you know it. This is my angry face: I am making my angry face at you. __________________ I am very tired.

04-15-2009, 05:48 PM	#36
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Ok, so the final verdict is a Male, Redguard cook named Ramsay who is currently in prison for sleeping with someone's wife. I'm not going to say the emperor but probably some politician or another. There was no rape involved, just a bitter politician who got him locked away in the deepest oubliette he could without a trial. And so, our story begins, of Ramsay, the womanizing cook with a heart of gold. or a heart, at least. He needs one, what with the blood and the pumping.

04-15-2009, 07:09 PM	#39
Rokrin Stupidity is an AoE Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 749	How many people actually voted Redguard? e: Ok maybe there was a majority vote for Redguard but I'm pretty sure everyone meant to say Cat. __________________ Gamertag: T4CT

04-15-2009, 07:13 PM	#40
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Six people. There were I believe two, maybe three, Khajiit, and three or four imperial votes. Argonian also had two or three votes. Everything else had 1 or 0 votes, I believe. I only counted Redguard, Khajiit, and Imperial, though. Imperial 'cause it was my vote. I also stopped counting anything that was not Redguard when it took the lead and then every other vote was Redguard. __________________ I am very tired.