CATS - Page 4

Si Civa · 06-06-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Anubis has a jackal's head though.

Small details, psft hpft.

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Yeah, jackals make terrible pets.

Actually, when you think it that way, it's not suprise that Anubis is god of death.

Azisien · 06-06-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Let's not forget: Cats historically been worshipped as gods. Ancient Egypt comes to mind, where when the cats owned by high-profile people/leaders died, they were mummified as well.

I can't decide whether this is support of cat superiority or human stupidity, or both. I'll think it over while I walk my awesome dog!

Lumenskir · 06-06-2009, 04:41 PM

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I'll think it over while I walk my awesome dog!

Oh man, isn't walking dogs just great? Also, if the picture you posted was from your actual life, those are seriously adorable dogs.

I would attempt to post a picture, but it seems that my dog is afflicted with a very rare Weimaraner disease. Where most of her breed can just genetically pose for art-pop photos, she merely becomes aware that a camera is facing her and will automatically, without fail, cock her head to the side, let her mouth drop and her tongue loll out, and generally end up looking like the most brainless creature on the planet. I cannot give the cat lovers the ammunition.

Flarecobra · 06-06-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSparrow

Cows are worshipped as sacred around the world. Don't make them quality animals. Tasty, yes.

Dogs are tasty too.

Azisien · 06-06-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Dogs are hyperactive and unbuddhistically restless creatures who follow only their most basic impulses and will readily eat floppy, smelly animal organs, their poop and your material posessions.

Cats are suave, sophisticated animals who hold themselves to the highest standards, but are still affectionate and thoughtful of others.

I've suddenly had a double take on this thought. My cat cares about two things ever: how full his food dish is and how often I pet him. Now, if that's not basic impulses then I don't know what is. I think all this hub-bub about cats seems to be because they slink around in 'stealth mode' all the time. Yeah, okay, cats are stealthy, oooo.

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Oh man, isn't walking dogs just great? Also, if the picture you posted was from your actual life, those are seriously adorable dogs.

Oh yeah. Well, everything I do with my dog is great. Sadly those aren't my puppies, just the cutest things to pop up on Google Images, but I assure you my dog is the smartest, most loving, and surprisingly docile canine I've ever encountered. And usually poodles are considered yappy and hyperactive, but my cat is the yappy one.

bluestarultor · 06-06-2009, 07:08 PM

If you think walking a dog is great, try walking a cat. Seriously! I walk my cats and people always think it's totally awesome. Everyone walks dogs. Cats are even better, and they don't use the time to make messes.

Azisien · 06-06-2009, 07:51 PM

Well that just puts me into one-up mode and I kind of want to walk my fish. Well he'd be swimming I guess, and I'd be walking. So that'd be swilking?

bluestarultor · 06-06-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

Well that just puts me into one-up mode and I kind of want to walk my fish. Well he'd be swimming I guess, and I'd be walking. So that'd be swilking?

Good luck trying to collar a fish. You'd have to put a string through its gills, which I'd put down as just cruel. Besides fish never STOP swimming. That's just some crazy dude dragging a fish tank down the street, which is more likely to get you stared at for all the wrong reasons. XD

BitVyper · 06-06-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Good luck trying to collar a fish. You'd have to put a string through its gills, which I'd put down as just cruel. Besides fish never STOP swimming. That's just some crazy dude dragging a fish tank down the street, which is more likely to get you stared at for all the wrong reasons. XD

Nah, you don't need to collar a fish. See they can't really get away from you on dry land, so it's all good.

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Yeah, jackals make terrible pets.

Like YOU'VE ever tried to raise one =P

Michie · 06-06-2009, 09:13 PM

My puppy. She's 10 weeks old and knows how to sit. :whee:

I like both dogs and cats. I don't have any cats atm though.

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Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Well that just puts me into one-up mode and I kind of want to walk my fish. Well he'd be swimming I guess, and I'd be walking. So that'd be swilking?