Hollywood to make a Bleach movie - Page 4

Amake · 03-27-2010, 02:11 AM

Yeeah I don't think breast size is a character trait.

Meanwhile, I want to see Bruce Willis as Chad. Just shave him properly and give him a wig and he'll look young.

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Depends on how flat the character is

Ooh, what a zinger. You know, the Punsman guild could use a man of your caliber. . .

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-27-2010, 02:29 AM

Yeah it usually isn't. Hints why they usually don't worry about it.

Aerozord · 03-27-2010, 01:01 PM

besides, how many actresses have Rangiku's bust? Actually minus plastic surgery I dont think there is a human being with tits that big

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-27-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

besides, how many actresses have Rangiku's bust? Actually minus plastic surgery I dont think there is a human being with tits that big

without being really, REALLY overweight.

Sithdarth · 03-27-2010, 03:46 PM

It does happen to otherwise normal looking women its just exceedingly rare. Also it causes a lot of problems like shoulder and lower back pain. Generally speaking they end up looking into reduction surgeries because its more trouble than its worth. Protip avoid the BBC late at night on weekends some strange crap goes down their sometimes.

Mike McC · 03-27-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sithdarth

It does happen to otherwise normal looking women its just exceedingly rare. Also it causes a lot of problems like shoulder and lower back pain. Generally speaking they end up looking into reduction surgeries because its more trouble than its worth. Protip avoid the BBC late at night on weekends some strange crap goes down their sometimes.

BBC documentaries are the best and also often exceedingly depressing.

NVash · 03-27-2010, 04:31 PM

It may be, but it's probably much better viewing that that mess than they pass off on MTV's True Life.

And about the bust, it may not be that serious and it's surely not a personality trait but it is a minor annoyance. When I see a character on the big screen I'd like to see them as close to the actress as possible, and in many cases it's almost like they didn't even try, instead just grabbing whoever is hot at that moment.

Mary Jane = Kirsten Dunst
Way off. They, IMHO, would have been much better had they cast Laura Prepon back when she was thicker and had red hair. She is much closer to Mary Jane than Kirsten. But even then, Bryce Dallas Howard could have done the job as well.
Sue Storm = Jessica Alba
Seriously? This was way off and even they knew it, that's why for some asinine reason she looked more Caucasian in the second. And it's not just skin color, I can deal with that. She didn't have the body, the acting chops, the motherly look, nothing.
Nancy Callahan = Jessica Alba
It must be good to be Jessica Alba, not knowing how to act and getting cast in everything just because she's attractive.
Elektra Natchios = Jennifer Garner
This was just putrid.
Catwoman = Halle Berry
I doubt I can find anyone who thinks this was a good idea. Once she got out of that leather outfit the error in choosing her became apparent.
Lara Croft = Angelina Jolie
You know, it never ceases to boggle my mind why they have all these models for Tomb Raider but they never got the idea to cast one of them as her in a movie. I mean seriously, Angelina Jolie? She did good but she was nowhere near as sexy as Lara Croft is supposed to be.

Good examples?
Famke Janssen = Jean Grey / Phoenix
This was good, IMHO. I was quite a fan. She had the body, the look, everything was right. Until the third X-Men flick but that wasn't her fault.
Emmy Rossum = Bulma
I seem to recall Bulma being a little more well endowed but she did a great job nonetheless.

Mike McC · 03-27-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NVash

It may be, but it's probably much better viewing that that mess than they pass off on MTV's True Life.

Hah hah hah yeah no.

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-27-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sithdarth

It does happen to otherwise normal looking women its just exceedingly rare. Also it causes a lot of problems like shoulder and lower back pain. Generally speaking they end up looking into reduction surgeries because its more trouble than its worth. Protip avoid the BBC late at night on weekends some strange crap goes down their sometimes.

I think I've seen a few cases like that.

The movie is most likely going to be centered around the beginning (pre SS ark) anyway. So they don't have to worry about getting that right (not that they'll care anyway).

Aerozord · 03-27-2010, 11:39 PM

TV Tropes explains exactly why they never fit the figure. So I'll link instead of just saying the same thing

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Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Yeah it usually isn't. Hints why they usually don't worry about it. __________________

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Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	besides, how many actresses have Rangiku's bust? Actually minus plastic surgery I dont think there is a human being with tits that big __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

03-27-2010, 04:31 PM	#37
NVash Wandering Vagabond Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 22	It may be, but it's probably much better viewing that that mess than they pass off on MTV's True Life. And about the bust, it may not be that serious and it's surely not a personality trait but it is a minor annoyance. When I see a character on the big screen I'd like to see them as close to the actress as possible, and in many cases it's almost like they didn't even try, instead just grabbing whoever is hot at that moment. Mary Jane = Kirsten Dunst Way off. They, IMHO, would have been much better had they cast Laura Prepon back when she was thicker and had red hair. She is much closer to Mary Jane than Kirsten. But even then, Bryce Dallas Howard could have done the job as well. Sue Storm = Jessica Alba Seriously? This was way off and even they knew it, that's why for some asinine reason she looked more Caucasian in the second. And it's not just skin color, I can deal with that. She didn't have the body, the acting chops, the motherly look, nothing. Nancy Callahan = Jessica Alba It must be good to be Jessica Alba, not knowing how to act and getting cast in everything just because she's attractive. Elektra Natchios = Jennifer Garner This was just putrid. Catwoman = Halle Berry I doubt I can find anyone who thinks this was a good idea. Once she got out of that leather outfit the error in choosing her became apparent. Lara Croft = Angelina Jolie You know, it never ceases to boggle my mind why they have all these models for Tomb Raider but they never got the idea to cast one of them as her in a movie. I mean seriously, Angelina Jolie? She did good but she was nowhere near as sexy as Lara Croft is supposed to be. Good examples? Famke Janssen = Jean Grey / Phoenix This was good, IMHO. I was quite a fan. She had the body, the look, everything was right. Until the third X-Men flick but that wasn't her fault. Emmy Rossum = Bulma I seem to recall Bulma being a little more well endowed but she did a great job nonetheless. Last edited by NVash; 03-27-2010 at 04:49 PM.

03-27-2010, 11:39 PM	#40
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	TV Tropes explains exactly why they never fit the figure. So I'll link instead of just saying the same thing __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

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Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	It does happen to otherwise normal looking women its just exceedingly rare. Also it causes a lot of problems like shoulder and lower back pain. Generally speaking they end up looking into reduction surgeries because its more trouble than its worth. Protip avoid the BBC late at night on weekends some strange crap goes down their sometimes.