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Unread 05-06-2010, 11:00 AM   #31
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Invisible queen is probably my favorite poster. Wait a sec, I'll check.
Yup, favorite.

Lev's stamp of approval, level 1, goes to Invisible Queen for good posting.
Funny story involving IQ, Lev and me.
I mean, Invisible Queen/Jenny (whichever you prefer) was not even there, but that's the precise point of this story.

One day I was idly playing Diablo II with nothing bad in mind. But suddenly Lev signed on. Hold on, this isn't a bad thing. In fact it doesn't get bad, I still had nothing bad in mind and it would remain so till the end of that day, probably.

Apparently Lev chatted with someone whom he referred to as "Queen" via the message all friends feature.
Mmmh, could he possibly mean Invisible Jenny? A quick glance at my contact list told me she wasn't signed on. So I told Lev that and he replied with something along the lines of "That's too bad."
Later he joined my game to play for a bit and well... I could swear he was hitting on me* (it's a shame I don't have the log proving the opposite, not that there's anything that can be proven). Really. And he called me Queen. I mean, I like the band and all, but how could Lev know that? Still, it would be pretty weird to refer to someone by the name of a band he likes. Being called Rockin' Pony, pixieguts or Satan's Almighty Penis would be awesome, I admit that. But I listen to neither of those. Except some pixieguts. But that's a girly name.

Anyway, Lev called me Queen, and I thought that was pretty weird because I'm pretty sure he must've copypasted a list of our handles which clearly stated that I, InsaneGenius, am Atomschlag in D2. On top of the list. Because I wrote it and am a ego bitch. Don't you ever read what you copy and paste, Lev?

Hilarity ensued.
Actually it was already over because I said who I really am.
"What, you're not Invisible Queen?"

In retrospect, though, maybe I should've had a little fun with him first.

From that day on he called me Genius and whenever he uses that name whatever he says sounds really sarcastic in my head.
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Unread 05-06-2010, 12:07 PM   #32
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No but seriously who's this "Jenny" I keep hearing about.
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Unread 05-06-2010, 12:09 PM   #33
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A jenny is a female donkey or ass.
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Unread 05-06-2010, 12:18 PM   #34
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Unread 05-06-2010, 12:18 PM   #35
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Unread 05-06-2010, 12:34 PM   #36
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Heh, that's like a collection of love letters to various people called Jenny, sorted from love to hate.

Once upon a time writing a diss in Urbandictionary was the cool way to flame someone for about 15 minutes. Fun times, but I don't think any of those Jennies are me.

Yes, I read all of the definitions and took them personally until otherwise proven.
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Unread 05-06-2010, 03:42 PM   #37
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Unread 05-06-2010, 04:08 PM   #38
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I hate how the movies always show these kind of ground-bursting explosions as a series of lines of dirt getting thrown into the air one by one, as if explosions were made of polite concentric circles detonating individually.

Also, what about Pokemons?
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Unread 05-06-2010, 04:22 PM   #39
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Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know!
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Unread 05-06-2010, 04:23 PM   #40
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