Things we have learned from the cinema - Page 4

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-21-2010, 02:05 AM

Oven cleaner will cure your smokers coffee. But gargle, do not swallow.

Funka Genocide · 09-21-2010, 02:15 AM

Heroin addicts are notoriously easy to fuck over. (And short people have anger management problems.)

Fifthfiend · 09-21-2010, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mauve Mage

If you're terribly unhappy with your bully-ridden and/or minimum-wage doormat life, but you suddenly get whisked away to some kickass magical land wherein you make lots of awesome friends, fulfil your destiny as a mighty hero, save the freaking world and generally have the best and most exciting time of your life, you will inevitably choose to give it all up and go back to your craptacular minimum-wage bully-filled existance at the end of the adventure because there's no place like home and surely you're strong enough to deal with it now.

You freaking idiot.

In fairness, sometimes you go back and terrorize the bullies with your badass magic dragon.

Funka Genocide · 09-21-2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

In fairness, sometimes you go back and terrorize the bullies with your badass magic dragon.

Not shown in that clip: the part where Falcor savagely devours the children as the kid stares in unblinking horror.

Fifthfiend · 09-21-2010, 03:00 AM

Horror? Shit, Bastian probably would've wished those fuckers back to life so Falcor could do it again.

Funka Genocide · 09-21-2010, 03:06 AM

but just imagine him laughing with a bloody mouthful of preteen limbs.

Its scaring me, oddly enough more-so because he's such an obvious automaton. Like a furry tube sock mixed with a German Shepard.

Fifthfiend · 09-21-2010, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

obvious automaton

You shut your filthy goddamn mouth!

Funka Genocide · 09-21-2010, 03:33 AM

Regardless of the circumstances, its generally considered wise to NOT cross the streams. (generally)

Arhra · 09-21-2010, 04:52 AM

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 09-21-2010, 05:04 AM

This is madness.

09-21-2010, 03:00 AM	#35
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09-21-2010, 04:52 AM	#39
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

09-21-2010, 02:05 AM	#31
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Oven cleaner will cure your smokers coffee. But gargle, do not swallow.

09-21-2010, 02:15 AM	#32
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Heroin addicts are notoriously easy to fuck over. (And short people have anger management problems.)

09-21-2010, 03:06 AM	#36
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	but just imagine him laughing with a bloody mouthful of preteen limbs. Its scaring me, oddly enough more-so because he's such an obvious automaton. Like a furry tube sock mixed with a German Shepard.

09-21-2010, 03:33 AM	#38
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Regardless of the circumstances, its generally considered wise to NOT cross the streams. (generally)