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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:35 PM   #31
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Agony Booth put it best I think. It's a movie you should't watch even if you like watching bad movies. [...] If you're looking for a legitimately, offensively, actively horrible movie a step beyond the merely laughably bad it's a guaranteed winner.
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The most horrible movie possible is and will probably always be Meet the Spartans.
Oh man. Like, I don't know if you guys didn't read the first post, or if most of you just don't get the fundamental difference between a bad-bad movie and a good-bad movie.
Speaking of replying to posts without reading them. . .
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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:38 PM   #32
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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:39 PM   #33
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Speaking of replying to posts without reading them. . .
Did you read the review you posted? Or your own post? Where you say that watching the movie is a waste of 70+ minutes? And then my post? Where I say that if you're looking for bad movies to watch with friends, you should try to watch movies that are actually fun, not just bad-bad and wastes of time?

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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:44 PM   #34
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Yes, you, me and Agony Booth are all on the same side of this issue. I don't know what what we're even talking about it for. I guess it needs to be repeated in the strongest terms as a warning to all: Don't Watch Meet the Spartans.
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Unread 04-08-2012, 02:46 PM   #35
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We have a sort of contest going in which each of us tries to submit the most horrible movies possible so we can get drunk and make fun of them while claiming some sort of "win" for finding something indisputably atrocious.

So I thought it might be fun to let you guys take part, so to speak, by offering your own submissions.
From the first post. He is asking for good-bad movies that will be fun to watch with his friends. You are offering a movie that you say shouldn't be watched.

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Unread 04-08-2012, 03:40 PM   #36
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Or he's asking for indisputably atrocious movies that will win him the title. If it's for a bet to see how bad movies can actually get, you should totally watch Meet the Spartans. That's what I assume all bad-movie-watching traditions will ultimately come to anyway; if it's worth doing, it's worth taking to the limit.

Since I watched it, I haven't had any time for any bad movies anymore and I think it's made my life richer. It could be dangerous if you genuinely enjoy bad movies. I guess I keep posting about it in all these threads both as a warning and a challenge.
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Unread 04-08-2012, 04:55 PM   #38
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Or he's asking for indisputably atrocious movies that will win him the title. If it's for a bet to see how bad movies can actually get, you should totally watch Meet the Spartans. That's what I assume all bad-movie-watching traditions will ultimately come to anyway; if it's worth doing, it's worth taking to the limit.
Yes, I'm looking for terrible movies to ultimately win a "shittiest movie ever" title, but at the same time, good-bad movies are fun too.

The primary purpose of this thread was to get a conversation rolling on bad films, not to start any kind of argument >.>. The submissions are only half the point. This thread turning from "give Terex ideas" to "lets discuss the worst movies we've ever seen in-depth spoilerama" wouldn't really be a derail.

Needless to say, I've gotten a lot of good ideas so far but I'm hesitant to do any actual research as I'm not armed with booze at the moment and I do place some value on my life =D.
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Unread 04-08-2012, 05:14 PM   #39
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I just remembered another one that should probably go on that list.

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