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Originally Posted by Solid Snake
Jesus is half-deity. He could have just asked his father to give the Roman Empire the ability to construct starships in order to ensure he'd measure up to Vader.
...Actually, wait. Who's to say Jesus hasn't started wars on other planets, and we on Earth just don't know it because we haven't been in touch with extraterrestrials? For all we know Jesus has been born on every civilization in existence, as God keeps tabs on the development of every pre-pubescent Type Zero Civilization.
Shit this is getting complicated.
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That's some Ray Bradbury-esque shit right there.