Anti- Nostalgia. Cartoon shows from your youth that are completely Terrible.

[Arlia Janet]

I think I am a little bit older than the average person here, but let's see what I remember:

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES. I don't even remember the plot of this show. All I remember is a tomato that would jump up and crush cars. If I remember correctly, there was a video game.

Thundercats. (CAUTION: Strong Language!!)

He-Man. The original cartoon was not only corny and homo-erotic, it didn't make much sense. Adam (I think that's his name) would hop behind a bush and summon the power of Grey Skull. A huge lightning bolt would come down and make him He-Man. Then at the end of the show, they used this dialogue every time.
"Gee Adam, you missed He-Man again."
"Oh Drat. Maybe next time." (Wink at the camera)

Tailspin I wanted to cloud surf more than anything on earth. Now, I know that cloud surfing would mean certain death. Even if you could do it, how the hell would you get back in the plane?

Transformers (Don't hate me for this). "Megatron is stealing the world's energy source which is in the form of a microchip."
"What? That doesn't exist. That doesn't even make sense."
"Oh." On a side note, I think College University has Optimus Prime's character down perfectly.

GI Joe the Movie Cobra's dreaded weapon was the BET. Need I say more.

James Bond Jr. Can someone please find the theme song? Nothing can so poignantly display the crappiness of the show as the song.

The Littlest Pet Shop I never wanted to baby-sit ever again after wasting an hour of my life on that thing.

Captain Planet Am I the only one who thinks that the planeteers are eco-terrorists?

Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry just suck. They aren't funny. They aren't clever, and it's the same thing over and over again. How can a 1-ounce mouse over power a fully grown cat? I saw one episode where Jerry and a baby-mouse were Musketeers, and they got Tom beheaded!! They see the guillotine go down, and one says to the other in French, "Poor Poor Pussycat. Oh Well!"

Eeek the cat was good, but the Terrible Thunderlizards and Klutter ruined the show.

Also, Nickelodeon had terrible girly shows that I loved. I remember one show had two magical koalas that could only communicate with this one girl. The show ended with the koalas using two magical crystals to stop some evil.

That's about it. A special thanks to Acolyte for helping me compile this list.

Originally Posted by AJ the Third

Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry just suck. They aren't funny. They aren't clever, and it's the same thing over and over again. How can a 1-ounce mouse over power a fully grown cat? I saw one episode where Jerry and a baby-mouse were Musketeers, and they got Tom beheaded!! They see the guillotine go down, and one says to the other in French, "Poor Poor Pussycat. Oh Well!"

Tom and Jerry depends on who directed it. If it was Hanna Barbera then it was awful. If Chuck Jones did it was was awesome.

[ryuuseinosolitude]

*sings* ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! ...the movie came first I used to love that show.....FT is so cute. I ave a stuffed FT (ft stands for fuzzy tomtoes....he must be moldy) and FT was a good guy awwww *cuddles ft plushie*

Tomo and Jerry is a good way to kill an hour when you're waiting for something. I like the really old christmas ones, cute.

[swordmaster]

This show sucks so bad that is is hard for me to even type it. Sailor Moon. Holy Shit. The entire show went like this- Evil dude appears, cat-someone evil is her sm-ill just shoot my tiara at it! That makes me sick.

[Ravenhurst]

Anyone remember Pepe le Pew? (or however you spell it) I believe Dave Chappelle, in his standup, offers the best review of that bizarre little old cartoon:

"I was with my nephew, and we were sitting there watching Pepe le Pew, and I said to my nephew, 'Now pay attention to this guy cuz he's funny, I used to watch him when I was little.' And we watched the Pepe le Pew, and I'm like, 'Good God, what kinda fuckin' rapist is this guy? Take it easy fella!' My nephew was sitting there cracking up, 'heeheeheehee, see, sometimes you gotta take the pussy. Like Pepe!' Oh, I had to turn the channel real quick."

Good old Dave Chappelle, gives you a whole new outlook on life.

[Dragonsbane]

Originally Posted by swordmaster

This show sucks so bad that is is hard for me to even type it. Sailor Moon. Holy Shit. The entire show went like this- Evil dude appears, cat-someone evil is her sm-ill just shoot my tiara at it! That makes me sick.

I was pretending it didn't exist....*shudders*

[Valarian_Donut]

Perhaps you people have forgotten the Smurfs. I hated the show personally, but I felt sorry for it because it was taken off of T.V. by a certain religious group (which I refuse to name out of courtesy) ..... Anyway, the way they talked was so annoying.

Smurf #1: "I'm smurfing smurf, I need to go to the smurf and buy some smurf."

Smurf #2: "Don't smurf to much. You'll spoil the smurfilicious smurf I'm smurfing for you."

...... Do you see my point?

[Death Dealer]

We had a joke around school for a short while that we'd replace any cursing with Smurf. That was amusing for awhile. :P

[swordmaster]

Originally Posted by Death Dealer

We had a joke around school for a short while that we'd replace any cursing with Smurf. That was amusing for awhile. :P

They did that with famly guy.
"So I went to the concert with smurfett last night"
"No smurfin?"
"She smurfed me right in the smurfing parking lot"
"Smurf dude"

[TheZeroMan]

Would you say Klutter kluttered up Eek that Cat?

ZING!

Man the Terrible Thunderlizards. Why did they destroy Eek like that? That show was wonderful for a while.

The Smurfs I just remember hating that show yet always watching it. Why Why didn't I just watch something else or leave? Stupid Youth.