Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 4

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 10:55 AM

OOC: I learned that spell from Order of the Stick, Dante just happens to use it in chat a lot. Do I need to break out the Klingon pornography to induce madness on our foes, Thaum?

TB, a PM is essentially telepathy.

IC:

Dragonsbane: There is another way to deal with n00bs...use n00bs who have played the game longer. Runescape!

Welcome New001
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New001: OMFG! A bronze dagger!
New001: ZOMG!!! *pwnz0rz* lolololol1111!!!11
L33tpker: LOL! N00bz in Wildy!1!
HaXxmastre: Theyre dead, fuxx0rz!
Gawdess: OMG! Full rune wit addy greataxe!
Pk5l4y4R: Kill de no0bz!111111@@@@##32121!!11!!! *pulls out R2H and smites New001*
New001: OMG! I KILL j00!!! *stabs with dagger, skull appears over head*
Archmagus_DB:...
Pk5l4y4R: *deals 104 damage to New001, New001 dies*
New001: mah dagg3r!!11 n000000
Archmagus_DB: *Fire Wave, 275 damage*
Gawdess: My rmor1 u bstrd111!1 *dies*
HaXxmastre: OMG! v3tr4n!!1 *dies*
Archmagus_DB: pwn3d, b4k4
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
HaXxmastre: *dies and respawns* TYPE KILLER! U ****ing ded!11!1!

*Archmagus_DB has logged out...after looting your corpses*

Dragonsbane: That was fun...

Bob The Mercenary · 12-08-2004, 11:07 AM

Bob the Mercenary: You are good, Thaumz0rz, but not good enough.

*Bob the Mercenary switches the chat to an AOL Instant Messenger chat room...which promptly crashes*

OOC: How's that, Toastburner?

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 11:12 AM

*by not joining the new chatroom, and since Bob isn't the Host of the original one, Dragonsbane remains in the non-AOL chat*

Bob The Mercenary · 12-08-2004, 11:20 AM

*Bob the Mercenary points out that Dragonsbane is ugly*

Toastburner B · 12-08-2004, 11:43 AM

((OOC: Oh, come on, DB...the entire PM is going over into the corner and whispering is much more amusing than telepathy.))

Toastburner smiled as the chat room crashed. Then he looked up. He realized that he was in the same room as everyone else, on computers.

On the downside, he realized that he didn't respawn in his power armor.

"Well...time to change that. Even though this is going to hurt."

Toastburner sneaks over to where Dragonbane is sitting, who is laughing manically at avoiding Bob's AOL tactic, and unplugs his computer. He then stands, and laughs at Dragonsbane, how has stopped mid-laugh to look surprised.

"There. Now we finally do stuff without have to write our name fi-"

Toastburner's comment was cut off midway through as Dragonsbane blasted him for unplugging his computer.

Toastburner coughed, feeling this life slip away. "Fool!" He rasped. "I have alreay won! By unplugging your computer, I have thus doomed you to live through a disk scan! And, by striking me down, you have made me more powerful. And yes...Bob is right...*gasp*...you are ugly...in a girly elf kind of way! Bwhahahahaha *hack* *cough* hahahaha *croak*"

With that, Toastburner dies. His body fades.

Thaumaturge · 12-08-2004, 11:47 AM

*Thaumaturge wonders what happened to Bob, since he was in a chatroom that crashed - has he re-opened it, or is he floating in virtual nullity, waiting for a chat invite.*

*sends chat invite to Bob for the original room. It reads: "You're surely not going to leave all of your n00bs defenseless, are you?"*

*meteors a n00b to death for the fun of it.*

Thaumaturge looks up from his computer in time to see TB being blasted.

"So, we're playing out here, are we?"

Bob The Mercenary · 12-08-2004, 11:55 AM

*Bob the Mercenary has entered the chat*

Bob the Mercenary: You...monster. But thanks for the invite!

*Bob sees that he is fighting a losing battle and, with three on four odds, he resorts to his secret weapon*

Bob the Mercenary: Let's see how you fare against this!

*The One Stratocaster spawns in Bob's hands and he lets out a massive wail over the n00b army. The n00bs then began to fuse together to become one being. It was the most horrifying thing anyone's ever seen.*

Bob the Mercenary: Behold! The l33t n00bz0r!

Thaumaturge · 12-08-2004, 12:02 PM

Looking back at his computer, Thaumaturge is horrified to see what Bob has done.

Thaumaturge: And they call me a monster...

Thaumaturge: The power of the One Strat is too great, I must find a way to separate him from it...

Thaumaturge: *summons a small, gangly groupie who slinks around, muttering about his "preciousss sssstrat", and who starts sneaking up on Bob to try to relieve him of the One Strat...*

Thaumaturge: And now, to keep the l33t n00bz0r occupied for a bit...

Thaumaturge: *starts raining meteors on the n00bz0r, trying to get its attention*

Terex4 · 12-08-2004, 12:41 PM

DruidoftheDead: *pulls left arm out of socket and starts beating n00bs with it*
DruidoftheDead: *Sees the n00bs fuse into one giant n00b*
DruidoftheDead: *Puts arm back* This is going to require better firepower.....

Bailey · 12-08-2004, 01:00 PM

Newb: oh please, are you serious?

Newb: *types a couple of lines*

/\/0013: \i/ 0 |_| )-( /-\ \/ 3 |_| /\/ |) 3 |2 3 5 7 | /\/\ /-\ 7 3 |) /\/\ \i/ ? 0 \/\/ 3 |2. 4 7 )-( /-\ 7 \i/ 0 |_| \/\/ | |_ |_ |) | 3 !!!!11!!!!

Server: /\/0013 has booted Arhra

Server: /\/0013 has booted Bob the Mercenary

Server: /\/0013 has booted Dynamite

Server: /\/0013 has booted 1337 n00bz0r

/\/0013: * 7 \i/ ? 3 5 5 0 /\/\ 3 |_ | /\/ 3 5 *

Newb: there, problem solved

OOC: feel free to find some way around this

EDIT: because not everyone can read 1337 easily, the first line says "you have underestimated me. for that you will die" the second one is just me typing some lines

12-08-2004, 11:20 AM	#34
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob the Mercenary points out that Dragonsbane is ugly __________________ Bob Dole

12-08-2004, 11:43 AM	#35
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	((OOC: Oh, come on, DB...the entire PM is going over into the corner and whispering is much more amusing than telepathy.)) Toastburner smiled as the chat room crashed. Then he looked up. He realized that he was in the same room as everyone else, on computers. On the downside, he realized that he didn't respawn in his power armor. "Well...time to change that. Even though this is going to hurt." Toastburner sneaks over to where Dragonbane is sitting, who is laughing manically at avoiding Bob's AOL tactic, and unplugs his computer. He then stands, and laughs at Dragonsbane, how has stopped mid-laugh to look surprised. "There. Now we finally do stuff without have to write our name fi-" Toastburner's comment was cut off midway through as Dragonsbane blasted him for unplugging his computer. Toastburner coughed, feeling this life slip away. "Fool!" He rasped. "I have alreay won! By unplugging your computer, I have thus doomed you to live through a disk scan! And, by striking me down, you have made me more powerful. And yes...Bob is right...gasp...you are ugly...in a girly elf kind of way! Bwhahahahaha hack cough hahahaha croak" With that, Toastburner dies. His body fades. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-08-2004, 11:47 AM	#36
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Thaumaturge wonders what happened to Bob, since he was in a chatroom that crashed - has he re-opened it, or is he floating in virtual nullity, waiting for a chat invite. sends chat invite to Bob for the original room. It reads: "You're surely not going to leave all of your n00bs defenseless, are you?" meteors a n00b to death for the fun of it. Thaumaturge looks up from his computer in time to see TB being blasted. "So, we're playing out here, are we?" __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry. Last edited by Thaumaturge; 12-08-2004 at 11:50 AM. Reason: edited to take into account developments that occurred while writing

12-08-2004, 11:55 AM	#37
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob the Mercenary has entered the chat Bob the Mercenary: You...monster. But thanks for the invite! Bob sees that he is fighting a losing battle and, with three on four odds, he resorts to his secret weapon Bob the Mercenary: Let's see how you fare against this! The One Stratocaster spawns in Bob's hands and he lets out a massive wail over the n00b army. The n00bs then began to fuse together to become one being. It was the most horrifying thing anyone's ever seen. Bob the Mercenary: Behold! The l33t n00bz0r! __________________ Bob Dole

12-08-2004, 12:02 PM	#38
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	Looking back at his computer, Thaumaturge is horrified to see what Bob has done. Thaumaturge: And they call me a monster... Thaumaturge: The power of the One Strat is too great, I must find a way to separate him from it... Thaumaturge: summons a small, gangly groupie who slinks around, muttering about his "preciousss sssstrat", and who starts sneaking up on Bob to try to relieve him of the One Strat... Thaumaturge: And now, to keep the l33t n00bz0r occupied for a bit... Thaumaturge: starts raining meteors on the n00bz0r, trying to get its attention __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

12-08-2004, 11:07 AM	#32
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob the Mercenary: You are good, Thaumz0rz, but not good enough. Bob the Mercenary switches the chat to an AOL Instant Messenger chat room...which promptly crashes OOC: How's that, Toastburner? __________________ Bob Dole