Wing Wong. - Page 4

The Argent Lord · 11-07-2004, 09:13 PM

That's the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

shiney · 11-07-2004, 09:47 PM

"Vagin-O's -- we put the big "O" in breakfast."

...well, you get the picture.
Least it ain't sauerkraut.

Osterbaum · 11-08-2004, 04:15 PM

Quote:

...well, you get the picture.

Unfortunatly, yes.

Meister · 11-08-2004, 04:20 PM

That is one cereal you'd definitely eat without milk.

CheshireThief · 11-08-2004, 04:23 PM

I'd eat it with Nilk.

Meister · 11-08-2004, 04:59 PM

That comment I foresaw.

Odd bits and pieces which may or may not work better in their original language. Fear my translation skills.

Eisengiesser: what’s up
Meister: I have found a way to wake the dead and have them mix me cocktails all day long
Eisengiesser: complicated ones as well? Or just cuba libre and stuff?
Meister: I will come to the complicated ones in time. Ask me again tonight, should’ve arrived at zombies till then. Logical if you think about it…
Eisengiesser: well, I’m eating cake
Meister: I’m listening to vice city radio stations
Eisengiesser: from my mom
Meister: from rockstar games
Eisengiesser: ... from her bones
Meister: from... erm... their cds

-----

Meister: the one girl left drama group today because, as she says, the play is blasphemic
Eisengiesser: oops
Eisengiesser: the one you’re writing?
Meister: nope (that one anyway), the one about the greek pantheon
Eisengiesser: I see I see
Eisengiesser: there was a big commotion tonight in the staircase
Eisengiesser: well, more like this morning. Really went off at about four
Meister: you being involved?
Eisengiesser: jesus
Eisengiesser: course not
Meister: well, what was it?
Eisengiesser: I listened to it from my safe apartment
Eisengiesser: a lot of voices shouting at once
most of it was Polish, so I didn’t understand much
but the one guy shouted „kurwa“ a lot, and that means „shit“ – that much Polish I understand
well, and the one woman is a slut if he can be believed, in exchange he’s a wanker
and later he kicked out some of the supporting struts from the banisters
Eisengiesser: lot of action
Meister: evened out at least… how come you know Polish cusswords?
Eisengiesser: my brother had an exchange student once
Meister: I see
Eisengiesser: you don’t even have to leave the house to see something in Berlin
that’s what I call capital city
yippee
Meister: we got the religious fanatics in exchange
Eisengiesser: well yes, but not at four in the morning
and I do not think those break banisters

-----

Meister: ... that movie, „the village,“ by m. night shalalaladingdong or whatever

CheshireThief · 11-08-2004, 06:45 PM

Elliena Camile: So by played video games you mean you played video games?
CheshireThief: What else could I have meant? We have no controllers here. We had to resort to the old joystick.
EC: Don't forget the A button!
CT: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
EC: I suppose that is "The Big O" code in this game.
CT: I still think she cheated! Because when I played it was just like in the first Mario Party game. My hand kept getting tired.
EC: you must have been rotating too fast. Just go at an even rhythem and you won't get tired (not to mention you will probably win)!
CT: It's not always about winning. Sometimes, you just have to beat that damn record time.

The Mirror Emperor · 11-10-2004, 12:11 AM

CrescentEyeDemon: Good good goo.
CrescentEyeDemon: *good
spark0138: Heh. Good good goo?
CrescentEyeDemon: Yes. Goo. Lots of it.
spark0138: Heh.
CrescentEyeDemon: It's a currency, don't ya know?
spark0138: Yerp. In Swinkerland!
CrescentEyeDemon: Heh. Swinkerland. Where everyday month is Smarch!
spark0138: The Nintetor of Smarch is St. Cadillac Day! Everyone gets a free car!
CrescentEyeDemon: W00T!
spark0138: Yeah!
spark0138: And you eat lots of CD-shaped music potato chips!
CrescentEyeDemon: Rippled, even!
spark0138: With lots of caffeine-flavored dip!
CrescentEyeDemon: I ... erm ... whaaaaaaaa? ... erk!
spark0138: That's right! And gasoline oil cartons to drink!
CrescentEyeDemon: But ... how does that ... I mean ... what?
spark0138: And a pen shaped gelatin dessert that tastes like stuffed animals!
CrescentEyeDemon: Submitted for your approval. The insane ramblings of one Steven Sparks. Is he truly mad? Or is it that Ross has slipped into a world where only he is crazy and everyone else is normal? He has found his way into ...
CrescentEyeDemon: The Twilight Zone!

Crodevillian Team · 11-10-2004, 12:25 AM

Actually, this is how a conversation with Croteam goes:

Dmitry: Hello!
Dmitry: Hello!
Dmitry: You're copying me!
Dmitry: You're copying me!
Dmitry: I'm stupid!
Dmitry: I'm stupid!
Dmitry: Haha!
Dmitry: Haha!
Dmitry: Okay, bye.
Dmitry: Okay, bye.

And then I ate a Mr. Goodbar.

If you want to know how an intelligent conversation goes, I'll let you know when I have one.

icythaco · 11-10-2004, 12:34 AM

*a typical college conversation:
<Ubernachten76>: Why the hell did you send so much beer over here?!?
<Blitzer34>: Dude we're having a party at your dorm tonight, remember?
<Ubernachten76>: WTF? I've got finals tomorrow, I need to Cram! When did I agree to this?
<Blitzer34>: Yesterday, at the pub. You were really drunk at the time... I already asked people to come...
<Ubernachten76>: Man, this blows. Now I need a drink. Hey, look at all this beer!
<Blitzer34>: Yo man, so what are you going to do about it?
<Blitzer34>: Dude, you still there?
<Blitzer34>: Yo man, come on...
<Ubernachten76>: Whaz...whaz going on...
<Blitzer34>: Yo man, you sound really drunk. So can we still have the party at your place?
<Ubernachten76>: Party...whaz dat?...oh...wann of them thinks with the music...yeah, I'm in...count me out...I mean in...
*Never get drunk on the night before finals.

11-07-2004, 09:47 PM	#32
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	"Vagin-O's -- we put the big "O" in breakfast." ...well, you get the picture. Least it ain't sauerkraut. __________________ boop

11-08-2004, 04:23 PM	#35
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	I'd eat it with Nilk. __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

11-08-2004, 06:45 PM	#37
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	Elliena Camile: So by played video games you mean you played video games? CheshireThief: What else could I have meant? We have no controllers here. We had to resort to the old joystick. EC: Don't forget the A button! CT: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. EC: I suppose that is "The Big O" code in this game. CT: I still think she cheated! Because when I played it was just like in the first Mario Party game. My hand kept getting tired. EC: you must have been rotating too fast. Just go at an even rhythem and you won't get tired (not to mention you will probably win)! CT: It's not always about winning. Sometimes, you just have to beat that damn record time. __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

11-10-2004, 12:11 AM	#38
The Mirror Emperor Enigma Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In the depths of your mind Posts: 706	CrescentEyeDemon: Good good goo. CrescentEyeDemon: *good spark0138: Heh. Good good goo? CrescentEyeDemon: Yes. Goo. Lots of it. spark0138: Heh. CrescentEyeDemon: It's a currency, don't ya know? spark0138: Yerp. In Swinkerland! CrescentEyeDemon: Heh. Swinkerland. Where everyday month is Smarch! spark0138: The Nintetor of Smarch is St. Cadillac Day! Everyone gets a free car! CrescentEyeDemon: W00T! spark0138: Yeah! spark0138: And you eat lots of CD-shaped music potato chips! CrescentEyeDemon: Rippled, even! spark0138: With lots of caffeine-flavored dip! CrescentEyeDemon: I ... erm ... whaaaaaaaa? ... erk! spark0138: That's right! And gasoline oil cartons to drink! CrescentEyeDemon: But ... how does that ... I mean ... what? spark0138: And a pen shaped gelatin dessert that tastes like stuffed animals! CrescentEyeDemon: Submitted for your approval. The insane ramblings of one Steven Sparks. Is he truly mad? Or is it that Ross has slipped into a world where only he is crazy and everyone else is normal? He has found his way into ... CrescentEyeDemon: The Twilight Zone! __________________ The Mirror Empire has a population of zero. Even I grow tired of myself.

11-10-2004, 12:34 AM	#40
icythaco Funcraft II: "Let's all get along!" Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I erased my exact whereabouts from googleEarth Posts: 665	a typical college conversation: <Ubernachten76>: Why the hell did you send so much beer over here?!? <Blitzer34>: Dude we're having a party at your dorm tonight, remember? <Ubernachten76>: WTF? I've got finals tomorrow, I need to Cram! When did I agree to this? <Blitzer34>: Yesterday, at the pub. You were really drunk at the time... I already asked people to come... <Ubernachten76>: Man, this blows. Now I need a drink. Hey, look at all this beer! <Blitzer34>: Yo man, so what are you going to do about it? <Blitzer34>: Dude, you still there? <Blitzer34>: Yo man, come on... <Ubernachten76>: Whaz...whaz going on... <Blitzer34>: Yo man, you sound really drunk. So can we still have the party at your place? <Ubernachten76>: Party...whaz dat?...oh...wann of them thinks with the music...yeah, I'm in...count me out...I mean in... Never get drunk on the night before finals. __________________ Due to several pending lawsuits, Blizzard's long anticipated next installment in the famed Starcraft series, Starcraft II, has been renamed "Funcraft II". In addition, according to a Blizzard spokesman, the game will no longer focus on interstellar battle but will instead be centered around the idea of nonviolent conflict resolution, with the game's ultimate goal being to bring about interstellar harmony.

11-07-2004, 09:13 PM	#31
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	That's the most disturbing thing I've ever read.

11-08-2004, 04:20 PM	#34
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	That is one cereal you'd definitely eat without milk.

11-08-2004, 04:59 PM	#36
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	That comment I foresaw. Odd bits and pieces which may or may not work better in their original language. Fear my translation skills. Eisengiesser: what’s up Meister: I have found a way to wake the dead and have them mix me cocktails all day long Eisengiesser: complicated ones as well? Or just cuba libre and stuff? Meister: I will come to the complicated ones in time. Ask me again tonight, should’ve arrived at zombies till then. Logical if you think about it… Eisengiesser: well, I’m eating cake Meister: I’m listening to vice city radio stations Eisengiesser: from my mom Meister: from rockstar games Eisengiesser: ... from her bones Meister: from... erm... their cds ----- Meister: the one girl left drama group today because, as she says, the play is blasphemic Eisengiesser: oops Eisengiesser: the one you’re writing? Meister: nope (that one anyway), the one about the greek pantheon Eisengiesser: I see I see Eisengiesser: there was a big commotion tonight in the staircase Eisengiesser: well, more like this morning. Really went off at about four Meister: you being involved? Eisengiesser: jesus Eisengiesser: course not Meister: well, what was it? Eisengiesser: I listened to it from my safe apartment Eisengiesser: a lot of voices shouting at once most of it was Polish, so I didn’t understand much but the one guy shouted „kurwa“ a lot, and that means „shit“ – that much Polish I understand well, and the one woman is a slut if he can be believed, in exchange he’s a wanker and later he kicked out some of the supporting struts from the banisters Eisengiesser: lot of action Meister: evened out at least… how come you know Polish cusswords? Eisengiesser: my brother had an exchange student once Meister: I see Eisengiesser: you don’t even have to leave the house to see something in Berlin that’s what I call capital city yippee Meister: we got the religious fanatics in exchange Eisengiesser: well yes, but not at four in the morning and I do not think those break banisters ----- Meister: ... that movie, „the village,“ by m. night shalalaladingdong or whatever

11-10-2004, 12:25 AM	#39
Crodevillian Team You -got- my postcard?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Roewer Posts: 786	Actually, this is how a conversation with Croteam goes: Dmitry: Hello! Dmitry: Hello! Dmitry: You're copying me! Dmitry: You're copying me! Dmitry: I'm stupid! Dmitry: I'm stupid! Dmitry: Haha! Dmitry: Haha! Dmitry: Okay, bye. Dmitry: Okay, bye. And then I ate a Mr. Goodbar. If you want to know how an intelligent conversation goes, I'll let you know when I have one.