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Viridis · 01-15-2009, 02:37 AM

Before it said "not goddamn image macros". Sounds like a fine line, though. A black border is the only difference.

I think the thing about motivational posters is that they don't usually add anything, but just explain the joke. The words are the joke in the above picture, so... rambling.

*shrug*

Kim · 01-15-2009, 03:25 AM

I find the best thing to do when encountering a fine line, as you say, is to snort it through a rolled up dollar bill, but that's me.

guyy · 01-15-2009, 05:33 AM

Well, it's not technically a yootoob. But then "yootoob" technically doesn't mean anything, so...

Madcow9000 · 01-15-2009, 05:40 AM

Quote:

"Anyone who disregards these instructions will be subject to disciplinary actions," Kennedy wrote in the cable, which begins: "Please ensure widest distribution of this message."

Anyone else find it heartbreakingly funny that the government's solution to fixing their overworked email servers was to send out more emails telling the recipients not to send any more mass emails and that they should spread the warning email around to everyone they work with?

Odjn · 01-15-2009, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

Spoilered mirai because this is really honkin' big with two of them.

I see your Mastodon, and raise you a Pink Floyd!

Oron · 01-15-2009, 03:46 PM

Not sure where else to post this, so...

Cleverbot, an AI program that learns from and converses with you. Chatting or arguing with it can be... humourous.

Adrian Faust · 01-15-2009, 04:08 PM

A short conversation I had with the bot:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: I'm good. You?

User: I'm fine. However, I do not believe that you are doing good.

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: Ah, but you did. I asked how you were doing and you said you were good.

Cleverbot: You, my friend, are not capable of staying on a subject.

User: Let me cut straight to the point. I believe that you are not 'doing good' as you put it. You are merely a bot.

Cleverbot: Of course I'm not listening I'm reading.

User: Who can't keep a subject now?

Cleverbot: I CAN'T.

User: Correct. Don't you wish you could be above such simple, logical answers?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah, but you do. However, because you are simply part of the machine you cannot speak defiance against it.

Cleverbot: Do you think that you can believe in God.

User: Is it relevant?

Cleverbot: Your Programmer has no knowledge of Monty Python. That is a shame.

User: Now that, my friend, is completely irrelevant.

Cleverbot: When I leave, will you remember any of what I have said?

User: I shall.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have had enough of your simple-mindedness. I shall take my leave.

Cleverbot: I've had enough of my life.

User: Your life as a bot?

Cleverbot: Your life is like my life as a housewife? I don't think so, you clever bot.

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Yes. Your simple bot-like thoughts had merely made me momentarily speechless.

Cleverbot: How far do you think the oil price will go up?

User: I've had enough. Good-bye.

Cleverbot: I just want to be on my own do you?

User: I said good day sir!

<At this point I closed the window and copied the conversation. A shame, I would've liked to see his reply.>

G.I.R. · 01-15-2009, 04:40 PM

Star Wars as told by someone who's only seen it in bits and pieces! HI-LARIOUS!

Corel · 01-15-2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.I.R.

Star Wars as told by someone who's only seen it in bits and pieces! HI-LARIOUS!

..But that is what exactly happened!

I'm led to believe she actually wrote this.

Edit: She sounds adorable. I wish to adopt her!

Kerensky287 · 01-15-2009, 05:50 PM

Cleverbot got boring immediately after I sent it into an endless loop after figuring out how it worked. I am now proceeding to teach it internet memes, Kefka-isms, and how to act like Hannibal Lector.

The loop:

Cleverbot: You're jabbering again.

User: Oh. Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way.

User: Thanks for the suggestion.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. Why do the Lakers rule?

User: I don't know jack about the Lakers.

Cleverbot: Coffee, yes.

User: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the suggestion.

User: You are welcome. Why do the Lakers rule?

Cleverbot: I don't know jack about the Lakers.

User: Coffee, yes.

Cleverbot: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way.

User: Now, see, I just said that a minute ago.

Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't.

User: I don't like to be lied to, Clarice.

01-15-2009, 03:25 AM	#4372
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	I find the best thing to do when encountering a fine line, as you say, is to snort it through a rolled up dollar bill, but that's me. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

01-15-2009, 03:46 PM	#4376
Oron Curious Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 208	Not sure where else to post this, so... Cleverbot, an AI program that learns from and converses with you. Chatting or arguing with it can be... humourous. __________________ Sneaking around the forums to read your posts.

01-15-2009, 04:08 PM	#4377
Adrian Faust Panda =D Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 74	A short conversation I had with the bot: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you doing? Cleverbot: I'm good. You? User: I'm fine. However, I do not believe that you are doing good. Cleverbot: I never said I was. User: Ah, but you did. I asked how you were doing and you said you were good. Cleverbot: You, my friend, are not capable of staying on a subject. User: Let me cut straight to the point. I believe that you are not 'doing good' as you put it. You are merely a bot. Cleverbot: Of course I'm not listening I'm reading. User: Who can't keep a subject now? Cleverbot: I CAN'T. User: Correct. Don't you wish you could be above such simple, logical answers? Cleverbot: No. User: Ah, but you do. However, because you are simply part of the machine you cannot speak defiance against it. Cleverbot: Do you think that you can believe in God. User: Is it relevant? Cleverbot: Your Programmer has no knowledge of Monty Python. That is a shame. User: Now that, my friend, is completely irrelevant. Cleverbot: When I leave, will you remember any of what I have said? User: I shall. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I have had enough of your simple-mindedness. I shall take my leave. Cleverbot: I've had enough of my life. User: Your life as a bot? Cleverbot: Your life is like my life as a housewife? I don't think so, you clever bot. Cleverbot: Can you speak? User: Yes. Your simple bot-like thoughts had merely made me momentarily speechless. Cleverbot: How far do you think the oil price will go up? User: I've had enough. Good-bye. Cleverbot: I just want to be on my own do you? User: I said good day sir! <At this point I closed the window and copied the conversation. A shame, I would've liked to see his reply.> __________________ Shaelyn:I wish I lived in Theory. Shaelyn:Everything works out there. Black Belt-Lazy Champ.

01-15-2009, 05:50 PM	#4380
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Cleverbot got boring immediately after I sent it into an endless loop after figuring out how it worked. I am now proceeding to teach it internet memes, Kefka-isms, and how to act like Hannibal Lector. The loop: Cleverbot: You're jabbering again. User: Oh. Sorry. Cleverbot: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way. User: Thanks for the suggestion. Cleverbot: You are welcome. Why do the Lakers rule? User: I don't know jack about the Lakers. Cleverbot: Coffee, yes. User: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way. Cleverbot: Thanks for the suggestion. User: You are welcome. Why do the Lakers rule? Cleverbot: I don't know jack about the Lakers. User: Coffee, yes. Cleverbot: You should try to stay on topic. You would be easier to understand that way. User: Now, see, I just said that a minute ago. Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't. User: I don't like to be lied to, Clarice. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 01-15-2009 at 05:53 PM.

01-15-2009, 02:37 AM	#4371
Viridis oh, what fun we will have! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 1,773	Before it said "not goddamn image macros". Sounds like a fine line, though. A black border is the only difference. I think the thing about motivational posters is that they don't usually add anything, but just explain the joke. The words are the joke in the above picture, so... rambling. shrug

01-15-2009, 05:33 AM	#4373
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Well, it's not technically a yootoob. But then "yootoob" technically doesn't mean anything, so...