Village Mafia - Page 47

Demetrius · 11-01-2007, 02:10 PM

I have been known to be borderline retarded from time to time.

EDIT: Who has been the most inactive during the time I was crusading against Apes?

Pink Bunny · 11-01-2007, 03:00 PM

I'd say Red Fighter, who still thinks your No Lynch Drunkard program is a great idea.

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-01-2007, 04:54 PM

The town milled around, unsure of what to do. There was a theory the mafia would infiltrate every association in town as it was a sensible thing to do. It was tried, it worked.

Apeboy, Priest PomipidouMafia Distraction Maker, Mafia Aligned

Night 3 begins. 48 hours

Ape Boy · 11-02-2007, 10:04 AM

Well, guess that whole Investigation bluff didn't work.

I've got $50 on Town losing.

[/Death Post]

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-04-2007, 05:05 AM

Just an update. My g/f cleaned my room yesterday and decided I didn't need all my scrawled bits of paper, one of which had all your roles on it. Trying to reconstruct everything at the moment. Should be back up by tommorow nightish.

Demetrius · 11-04-2007, 10:46 AM

Wait, what!? Your g/f cleans your room for you!

*HIGH FIVE!!*

Professor Smarmiarty · 11-05-2007, 06:32 AM

Well my flat is heaps nicer than her flat so we stay here most of the time but she gets annoyed when its messy and doesnt' like staying in mess so she cleans it for me when I refuse to do it.
She is weak and easily controlled!

Ok I have reconstructed the list properly I think. But can I get everyone to PM thier private roles please (preferably the post I sent them if possible). Just to double check. The mafia can send in one PM if they wish. Very sorry, silly GF.
**
Javert was working late at night in his forge. Being the mayor left him drained but he always found a simple pleasure in beating irons. The town's finances were a mess and this mafia business was destroying the town's reputation. He felt safe himself though, well protected by his tools and his muscles.
He soon became lost in his work, drifting off in the soothing process of beating metal, when a scream echoed from inside his house. Grabbing his hammer he burst inside. More screams. From himself or her he couldn't tell. Doors smashed. Vision ache. Their she was, body bent in positions even he couldn't fix.
He barely felt the first blow.
"Why?" He screamed.
"Let's just I like the pretty bracelets that trade brings" spat Valois. "Time to reap what thou has sowed, I think it goes."
****
Valois wandered back to his house, having stuck his bloody stake in the middle of town square as a warning. He waited around outside a while, avoiding eye contact with the few merchants still brave enough to travel this town. After a while, clearly annoyed, he went inside.
****
Across town, the guards stomped outside Pink Bunny's house. They had not seen any action during the killings. They didn't even get a martial law style curfew crackdown. They were getting restless.

Tendronai, Blacksmith, Mayor, Javert, Vanilla Townie and Silly Kitty, Blacksmith's Wife, Mitterand, Survivor, Self Aligned are dead.

The mayorship is open.
11 votes remain. Majority is 6.
Next few days are Queen Appreciation Days so I'll be on limited but I'll look after you guys!
Have at it!

Loki, The Fallen · 11-05-2007, 08:37 AM

Looks like the Mafia is getting ahead. We must find a way to stop them!

What we need is new leadership in the Mayor's Office.
(Come on, you all knew it was coming.)

Vote: Loki, Mayor
Who else is left?

Tendronai · 11-05-2007, 12:29 PM

Honestly, what the hell took you guys so long? I thought getting two people for the price of one would have been a night one or two deal.

Ugainius · 11-05-2007, 04:13 PM

Vote: Loki

Seriously you've been acting like scum since the start of the game and its about time we put you down.

11-01-2007, 02:10 PM	#461
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	I have been known to be borderline retarded from time to time. EDIT: Who has been the most inactive during the time I was crusading against Apes? __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend Last edited by Demetrius; 11-01-2007 at 02:13 PM.

11-02-2007, 10:04 AM	#464
Ape Boy This was a triumph Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lowry Park Zoo, 3rd cage from the back Posts: 183	Well, guess that whole Investigation bluff didn't work. I've got $50 on Town losing. [/Death Post] __________________ Nothing to see here. ...Seriously. So stop looking. Pervert.

11-04-2007, 10:46 AM	#466
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Wait, what!? Your g/f cleans your room for you! *HIGH FIVE!!* __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

11-05-2007, 08:37 AM	#468
Loki, The Fallen -~= 'Biter' =~- Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 701	Even I saw it coming, and I'm just a Title� Looks like the Mafia is getting ahead. We must find a way to stop them! What we need is new leadership in the Mayor's Office. (Come on, you all knew it was coming.) Vote: Loki, Mayor Who else is left? __________________ For the love of all that is holy don't go here!

11-05-2007, 12:29 PM	#469
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	Honestly, what the hell took you guys so long? I thought getting two people for the price of one would have been a night one or two deal. __________________ Give me your wallet before I destroy you, mortal.

11-01-2007, 03:00 PM	#462
Pink Bunny Shyguy Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 100	I'd say Red Fighter, who still thinks your No Lynch Drunkard program is a great idea.

11-01-2007, 04:54 PM	#463
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	The town milled around, unsure of what to do. There was a theory the mafia would infiltrate every association in town as it was a sensible thing to do. It was tried, it worked. Apeboy, Priest PomipidouMafia Distraction Maker, Mafia Aligned Night 3 begins. 48 hours

11-04-2007, 05:05 AM	#465
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Just an update. My g/f cleaned my room yesterday and decided I didn't need all my scrawled bits of paper, one of which had all your roles on it. Trying to reconstruct everything at the moment. Should be back up by tommorow nightish.

11-05-2007, 06:32 AM	#467
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Well my flat is heaps nicer than her flat so we stay here most of the time but she gets annoyed when its messy and doesnt' like staying in mess so she cleans it for me when I refuse to do it. She is weak and easily controlled! Ok I have reconstructed the list properly I think. But can I get everyone to PM thier private roles please (preferably the post I sent them if possible). Just to double check. The mafia can send in one PM if they wish. Very sorry, silly GF. Javert was working late at night in his forge. Being the mayor left him drained but he always found a simple pleasure in beating irons. The town's finances were a mess and this mafia business was destroying the town's reputation. He felt safe himself though, well protected by his tools and his muscles. He soon became lost in his work, drifting off in the soothing process of beating metal, when a scream echoed from inside his house. Grabbing his hammer he burst inside. More screams. From himself or her he couldn't tell. Doors smashed. Vision ache. Their she was, body bent in positions even he couldn't fix. He barely felt the first blow. "Why?" He screamed. "Let's just I like the pretty bracelets that trade brings" spat Valois. "Time to reap what thou has sowed, I think it goes." Valois wandered back to his house, having stuck his bloody stake in the middle of town square as a warning. He waited around outside a while, avoiding eye contact with the few merchants still brave enough to travel this town. After a while, clearly annoyed, he went inside. ** Across town, the guards stomped outside Pink Bunny's house. They had not seen any action during the killings. They didn't even get a martial law style curfew crackdown. They were getting restless. Tendronai, Blacksmith, Mayor, Javert, Vanilla Townie and Silly Kitty, Blacksmith's Wife, Mitterand, Survivor, Self Aligned are dead. The mayorship is open. 11 votes remain. Majority is 6. Next few days are Queen Appreciation Days so I'll be on limited but I'll look after you guys! Have at it!