Scenes From a Hat - Page 5

PyrosNine · 07-26-2012, 08:41 PM

"Now before I begin, I would like you all to know that even though all the doors have been welded shut, and the water from the sprinkler system has been replaced with various flammable liquids, and the projector is showing a video of me explaining why you all need to die, I actually totally forgot my lighter -funny story that- and we should all just calmly carry on as normal and accept that mistakes were made."

Flarecobra · 07-26-2012, 09:01 PM

Hey, the hooker in the podium's dead.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-26-2012, 09:57 PM

"Yeah sorry but I have to take a piss really bad right now I'll be right back."

Flarecobra · 07-26-2012, 10:18 PM

Let's get to the point: the winner is... *Looks at envelope* Oh hell no. *Throws it down in disgust and walks away.*

Aldurin · 07-27-2012, 12:36 AM

Hahah nice. I'll throw in a new scene to try "Lines you don't want to hear from the bathroom stall next to you."

Bard The 5th LW · 07-28-2012, 06:48 PM

"Don't Scream."

Dracorion · 07-28-2012, 06:58 PM

"Oh yeah... mmmm... keep going..."

Later, when you're washing up, the bathroom stall that was next to yours opens and only one guy comes out.

Menarker · 07-29-2012, 12:24 AM

If I heard something like that especially from someone who claimed to be a janitor, I would be one of the first ones out.

Got a new topic for you guys if you are willing.

"Lines that you'd use to reject an unwanted admirer/date."

Aldurin · 07-29-2012, 12:45 AM

"I meant to say this earlier but . . . um . . . I have Dire Herpes."

Arcanum · 07-29-2012, 10:24 AM

"I post regularly on an internet forum dedicated to a webcomic that ended years ago."

07-26-2012, 08:41 PM	#41
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	"Now before I begin, I would like you all to know that even though all the doors have been welded shut, and the water from the sprinkler system has been replaced with various flammable liquids, and the projector is showing a video of me explaining why you all need to die, I actually totally forgot my lighter -funny story that- and we should all just calmly carry on as normal and accept that mistakes were made." __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

07-26-2012, 09:01 PM	#42
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Hey, the hooker in the podium's dead. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

07-26-2012, 10:18 PM	#44
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Let's get to the point: the winner is... Looks at envelope Oh hell no. Throws it down in disgust and walks away. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

07-28-2012, 06:58 PM	#47
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	"Oh yeah... mmmm... keep going..." Later, when you're washing up, the bathroom stall that was next to yours opens and only one guy comes out. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

07-29-2012, 12:24 AM	#48
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	If I heard something like that especially from someone who claimed to be a janitor, I would be one of the first ones out. Got a new topic for you guys if you are willing. "Lines that you'd use to reject an unwanted admirer/date." __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 07-29-2012 at 12:31 AM.

07-26-2012, 09:57 PM	#43
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	"Yeah sorry but I have to take a piss really bad right now I'll be right back."

07-27-2012, 12:36 AM	#45
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Hahah nice. I'll throw in a new scene to try "Lines you don't want to hear from the bathroom stall next to you."

07-28-2012, 06:48 PM	#46
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	"Don't Scream."

07-29-2012, 12:45 AM	#49
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	"I meant to say this earlier but . . . um . . . I have Dire Herpes."

07-29-2012, 10:24 AM	#50
Arcanum Strike the Earth! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,185	It works 99% of the time "I post regularly on an internet forum dedicated to a webcomic that ended years ago." __________________ POS Almighty has spoken.