Confess your sins: Horrible things you wrote/drew when you didn't know better - Page 5

Terex4 · 09-25-2008, 08:53 PM

I wrote a fanfic for Resident Evil once....once...I don't even remember how terrible the thing was. Sadly I don't have it anymore.

Also just about any poetry I've written. I'm never satisfied with it, and I always feel the need to make it rhyme.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 09-25-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nique

Yaaaaarrrggggblelllbbblllhhggglllleee....!!!

Seriously this seems creepy like reading through someone's private dirty chat or something.

No amount of mind bleach will wash away what I read.

Grats to you Loyal, you won this round.

Regulus Tera · 09-25-2008, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

My entire Fanfiction.net archive, which I have only kept up to laugh at my 16 year old self.

You mean this?

Oooh.... You erased the smilies conversation. I liked that.

Loyal · 09-25-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nique

Yaaaaarrrggggblelllbbblllhhggglllleee....!!!

Seriously this seems creepy like reading through someone's private dirty chat or something.

I know a guy who could totally make it a written reality.

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Originally Posted by Big Mac

No amount of mind bleach will wash away what I read.

You've seen worse and you know it.

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Grats to you Loyal, you won this round.

*Bow*

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 09-25-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Loyal2NES

You've seen worse and you know it.

Wrong. I've written some bad stuff (ask DC for it) but its not as bad as what you described. It's like Tydeus all over again. :stressed:

The SSB Intern · 09-26-2008, 12:01 AM

I was into fanfics when I was younger (Argh younger self. ARGH.), and I once tried making one myself.

It was a Smash bros. story featuring my avatar, SSB Intern. Lame, I know. Every character was stripped of his or her personality so the focus would be on me, doing nothing. Strangely, he was supposed to become the intern at the end of the story, but he had the name for the entirety.

Seeking to join the group of fighters, SSB was given an arduous task: Make up a fanfiction about how the Smash bros. first started. If it pleased them, they'd pretend that's how it happened and they'd make me their wage slave.

Also, Master Hand was revealed to be the paddle from pong.

Kaneda · 09-26-2008, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The SSB Intern

Seeking to join the group of fighters, SSB was given an arduous task: Make up a fanfiction about how the Smash bros. first started.

The circular horribleness of it is amusing. Like some kind of ouroboros of terrible writing.

I remember I had a sort of an "epic" going at one point, although it never really reached paper in any noteworthy form. It would sort of just pick up whatever I was interested in at the moment like a Katamari of derivative failure. Akira, mixed with Final Fantasy, oooh Neon Genesis Evangelion is cool, it needs a bit more of that. Eventually I had trouble working the Princess Mononoke in with the Metal Gear Solid and I put that Frankenstein's Monster out of its misery.

Mirai Gen · 09-26-2008, 02:41 AM

I think I tried the Smash Bros fanfiction thing once.

It ended up being like some crazy, even more stupid version of WWF but for Nintendo characters and a lot less spandex prancing.

phil_ · 09-26-2008, 08:35 PM

Ok, Regulus spilled the bag on Mirai, so

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

I couldn't bring myself to read Mirai's stories, actually. I tried to read the one about lust for Yuffie, but I got a sentence in before I gave up. Also, I don't think I can join Noncon's RP, though I haven't checked his opening, but I'd like to let you guys know that he's trying.

Mirai Gen · 09-27-2008, 01:29 AM

I'm just glad this was brought up in the appropriate thread. Could you tell I had lots of anime-fan chick friends when I was a young teen?

09-26-2008, 12:01 AM	#46
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	I was into fanfics when I was younger (Argh younger self. ARGH.), and I once tried making one myself. It was a Smash bros. story featuring my avatar, SSB Intern. Lame, I know. Every character was stripped of his or her personality so the focus would be on me, doing nothing. Strangely, he was supposed to become the intern at the end of the story, but he had the name for the entirety. Seeking to join the group of fighters, SSB was given an arduous task: Make up a fanfiction about how the Smash bros. first started. If it pleased them, they'd pretend that's how it happened and they'd make me their wage slave. Also, Master Hand was revealed to be the paddle from pong. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

09-26-2008, 02:41 AM	#48
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I think I tried the Smash Bros fanfiction thing once. It ended up being like some crazy, even more stupid version of WWF but for Nintendo characters and a lot less spandex prancing. __________________

09-26-2008, 08:35 PM	#49
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	Ok, Regulus spilled the bag on Mirai, so Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. I couldn't bring myself to read Mirai's stories, actually. I tried to read the one about lust for Yuffie, but I got a sentence in before I gave up. Also, I don't think I can join Noncon's RP, though I haven't checked his opening, but I'd like to let you guys know that he's trying. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

09-27-2008, 01:29 AM	#50
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I'm just glad this was brought up in the appropriate thread. Could you tell I had lots of anime-fan chick friends when I was a young teen? __________________