The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Cloud Strife]

Sleep deprivation at its best. :B

Kuroude7: I go in for the drug test tomorrow.
clollieman: Drug test? o_O
Kuroude7: Got a job.
clollieman: Ah
GreatMedicNigel: What job?
Kuroude7: Eh, I'm a CST as a PC help hotline.
Kuroude7: Customer Service. :B
clollieman: Wow, best job of the lot. I mean, apart from Tech Support. :B
Kuroude7: I'm both. :B
clollieman: Can I have your life? I'll pay you with the sex slaves I hired for free!
Kuroude7: O_o
Kuroude7: o_O
clollieman: What? :B
Kuroude7: Sorry, I like my life currently, what with having all three Next gen systems in this household...
Kuroude7: AND Halo 2.
Kuroude7: AND SSBM.
Kuroude7: AND FFVII. :B
clollieman: Bah. Greedy game-hogging entertainment slave.
Kuroude7: Better than being a sex slave, I s'pose. :B
clollieman: But, wouldn't you rather be a greedy game-hogging entertainment slave WITH sex slaves at your service? Eh? Ehhh? :B
Kuroude7: Nah.
Kuroude7: They'd take away from game time. :B
clollieman: Dante, would you take away from game time? Would Pixi? Ganon?
GreatMedicNigel: Probably not...
GreatMedicNigel: I'd do Cloud doggy style while playing SSBM with him.
Kuroude7: o_O O_o
Kuroude7: o¯O O¯o
clollieman: There y`go, Cl--... Cloud! You still get to play your... uhm... I can't finish that sentence. :B
Kuroude7: I think it's a good thing that you can't. :B
clollieman: W3 L0V3 J00, S3XU4L C0NT3NT! <|

[Bob The Mercenary]

Who said something about sleep deprivation? =P


BobtheMercenary: McDonalds breakfast! XD
Kuroude7: OMG YAY! :DDD
BobtheMercenary: OMFG what should I get!?
Kuroude7: OMG PANCAKES BECAUSE THEY KICK ASS AND ARE AWESOME! :DDD
BobtheMercenary: LOLWTF U THINK SO!!? I USUALLY GET THE SAUSAGE BISCUITS BECAUSE SAUSAGE PWNZ j00!!
Kuroude7: XD
Kuroude7: BUT THEY AREN'T ORANGE LIKE THE PANCAKES ARE! :DDD
BobtheMercenary: ORANGE JUICE!!!
Kuroude7: YES! GET ORANGE JUICE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND ALSO ORANGE! :DDD
BobtheMercenary: OKAY YAY! XD SHOULD I SUPER SIZE BECAUSE IT MAKES IT BIG!?
Kuroude7: That'd be a good idea, methinks. :B
BobtheMercenary: I'll share my orange juice with you.
Kuroude7: OMG YAY! :DDD

[Krylo]

Justine: *pokes*
Krylo: *molests*
Justine: :/
Justine: *counter-molest*
Krylo: *orgasm*
Justine: *counter-orgams?*
Justine: XD
Krylo: hot
Justine: by that I mean
Justine: I ruined your organs
Justine: ^orgasm
Krylo: I think we just had really really lame cyber sex.
Justine: Let's not do that again.
Krylo: kay... but can I have bragging rights?
Justine: no
Justine: what's the point of bragging if it was really lame anyways?
Krylo: Well... I won't mention that part
Justine: "I raped a minor!"
Justine: ""
Justine: XD
Krylo: bwaha!
Justine: "Why don't you guys think that's cool? ;_;"

...What?

[Meister]

Sasami Android: Hm, gotta go in 15 minutes.
Elmin Amaur: Aww
Maxis2K: dan
Maxis2K: damn*
Elmin Amaur: That means I have ta bug other people until miss CJ comes on.
Sasami Android: Gomen ne...library closes at 5pm. 
Elmin Amaur: Tell the library to shove it.
Elmin Amaur: :p
Maxis2K: looks like I'll be going to eat in 15 then -_-
Sasami Android: I would like to, but the library doesn't like it when I do that. =P
Elmin Amaur: Donate an old book or two, the library will forgive ya.
Sasami Android: Right.
Elmin Amaur: What?  That's what I'd do.
Sasami Android: I mean, they wouldn't forgive me if I said shove it. =P
Delirious treat: "Hey, you can take your opening times and shove them. And here's two moldy books from the dumpster. Money's tight, but take it as an offering of peace nonetheless."
Delirious treat: "Aren't those from our dumpster?"
Elmin Amaur: "Nope"
Elmin Amaur: "From the library across town's dumpster."
Delirious treat: "Hm, fine then. Ted, get me the timetable. I shall have to shove it now."
Elmin Amaur: "Yes ma'am."
Elmin Amaur: *Waddle waddle waddle*
Delirious treat: "And fetch some lubricant as well, lest the act of shoving be unnecessarily painful."
Sasami Android: 0_O
Elmin Amaur: "the stuff you keep in the top drawer?"
Elmin Amaur: *Returns with large plastic sign and some elmer's glue*
Elmin Amaur: These?
Elmin Amaur: "Whoops, that's not the lubricant."
Elmin Amaur: *Reaches into pocket and pulls out some carmex*
Delirious treat: "I was just going to point that out. Oh well, we mustn't keep that generous young lady waiting. Hand it over."
Elmin Amaur: "Will this do?
Elmin Amaur: *Hands it over*
Delirious treat: "And also put these books on the shelf. You know, the one where we keep all the moldy books."
Elmin Amaur: "Right'o."
Elmin Amaur: *Waddles off*
Delirious treat: "They should be suited nicely between The Scarlet Letter and Beowulf."

[Pixie]

Me: I wonder where my deoderant is. I feel.. persperanty.
Meg: LOL for some reason that is funny.
Me: lol, glad I can make you laugh.
Meg: e.e'
Me: <3
Meg: <3
Me: It would be spelled perspiranty, huh?
Meg: Nope.
Me: And deodorant*
Meg: It's not the right word in any way. Sweaty is the word.
Meg: lol
Me: Bah, I like perspiranty more!
Meg: Pff.
Me: Pfffft.
Me: I can so make up my own words if I wish.
Meg: lol okie dokie.
Me: I wonder if the pope starts getting perspiranty while out on his popely duties. ^.~
Meg: LOL

This stems from a conversation I had with my mom about the pope. I was annoyed with how much they were talking about it, so was talking to my mom and said popely duties because I didn't know what it was called. My mom got a kick out of it.

[Meister]

Kneumatic Pnight: Okay, someone asked me this today, so I thought I'd get your guys' take on it.
Kneumatic Pnight: Is it bad if you pee and it smells like new car smell?
Sasami Android: .....yes.
Kneumatic Pnight: I say it is... unless you've eaten a new car recently.
Kneumatic Pnight: But...
Kneumatic Pnight: In what way?
Sasami Android: As in, why do they care anyways?
Kneumatic Pnight: He claimed it happened to him.
Sasami Android: Okay?
Delirious treat: Well... what did he eat?
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't know.
Kneumatic Pnight: I asked him if he'd eaten a new car... and he asked me if I knew how stupid that question sounded.
Kneumatic Pnight: So, I said he was an idiot for having New Car pee.
Kneumatic Pnight: It went downhill from there.

[Patrat]

crazyman06883: IDLELAND! WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE!....later anyway
Mysterious1711: Hi, yo, and hello
crazyman06883: waddup?
Mysterious1711: Nothing here
crazyman06883: noooo
crazyman06883: i wil create the chat myself!
crazyman06883: hello
Sasami Android: Buh?
crazyman06883: how are you pat?
crazyman06883: im good
Sasami Android: Oh god no.
crazyman06883: and u?
crazyman06883: IM SUPER, THANX FOR ASKING!
Kneumatic Pnight: Well, he IS crazy.
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
crazyman06883: *is out to the south park tune*
crazyman06883: woooohoooo
crazyman06883: lolololololo
crazyman06883: YOUR SOOO FUNNY PATRAT!!!!
crazyman06883: I NOSE!!!!11
crazyman06883: OLOLOLOLOLOLOlolO
crazyman06883: lool
crazyman06883: olo
crazyman06883: sigh*
crazyman06883: well its been fun patrat
crazyman06883: yes
crazyman06883: it has
crazyman06883: .....
crazyman06883: LETS MAKE OUT!
crazyman06883: OK!
Sasami Android: ........
Sasami Android: You must be destroyed.
crazyman06883: *makes out with patrat*
Sasami Android: *just...leaves*
crazyman06883: i love you patrat! YOUR SO HOT!
Kneumatic Pnight: Is there something wrong with me that I actually find that funny?
crazyman06883: *pushes patrat away* 
crazyman06883: DUDE! DONT BE GAY!
crazyman06883: SHIT! SRY
Delirious treat: FF7 playing buddy has been away for a few minutes. Guess it was the right code. Sleep safely, world, your heroes are on the watch.
crazyman06883: really?
crazyman06883: really?
Delirious treat: And collecting materia like there's no tomorrow. Greedy hogs.
crazyman06883: WOW!
crazyman06883: WOW!
crazyman06883: STOP COPYING ME BITCH!
crazyman06883: STOP BEING GAY!
crazyman06883: STFU!
crazyman06883: NO U!
crazyman06883: GAHHH!!!
crazyman06883: GGRRRR
Kneumatic Pnight: IIt's not funny anymore.
Kneumatic Pnight: Shut your stupid face, stupid!
crazyman06883: *strangles patrat*
Delirious treat: Alright, you two, cut it or we'll do the Black Belt method on ya.
crazyman06883: o.o
crazyman06883: o.o
crazyman06883: well, he started it
crazyman06883: DID NOT!
crazyman06883: YEAH HUH!
crazyman06883: NUH UH!
crazyman06883: *ignores patrat*
crazyman06883: *ignores also
Delirious treat: That's. It. *casts stone on one of the Patrats*
crazyman06883: O.O
crazyman06883: AHAHAHHA!
crazyman06883: LOSER!
Kneumatic Pnight: *uses Mirari to cast it on the other*
crazyman06883: o.o
Kneumatic Pnight: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha!!
Delirious treat: Hm, a new twist there.
crazyman06883: o.o
crazyman06883: O.O
Kneumatic Pnight: Now... how does one cast Stone to Mud again?
crazyman06883: o.o /O.O
Delirious treat: We could make him a golem. Two golems in fact.
crazyman06883: k im done
crazyman06883: :P

[Cloud Strife]

A little background to this. At about 5:30ish AM yesterday, I sent out a random PM to a few people, including Thaumaturge. It was this:

Originally Posted by Cloud Strife

This random poke brought to you by Sleep Deprivation™! Available in all 50 states and Puerto Rico, except where prohibited by law.

... Yeah, I'm tired. :p

Cloud

The following is the result of that PM.

ArsThaumaturgis: *Checks his PMs*
ArsThaumaturgis: *casts Thaumaturge's Invisible Poker on Cloud, warded against
magic*
Kuroude7: Oi! *slices poker in half*
ArsThaumaturgis: Hey, you poked me first!
Kuroude7: I know, but I was sleep deprived then! :P
ArsThaumaturgis: Nevertheless :P
Kuroude7: ... So? :P
ArsThaumaturgis: So what? :P
Kuroude7: So... I dunno. :B
ArsThaumaturgis: AHA!  You admit defeat!
ArsThaumaturgis: *booming voice*  I AM VICTORIOUS!!!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kuroude7: I just said I didn't know.  That's not admitting defeat, that's 
admitting that I'm too tired to know why I do the things I do.
ArsThaumaturgis: No, you had no answer to my question, therefore I AM 
VICTORIOUS!  *clash of thunder*  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kuroude7: Great!  What'd you win?
ArsThaumaturgis: *blink*
ArsThaumaturgis: Uh...
ArsThaumaturgis: I don't know... ^_^

[Dante]

I'm pissed off because the clone battles piss me off.

GreatMedicNigel (5:53:59 PM): It's you!
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:08 PM): It is?
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:11 PM): *checks*
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:22 PM): AAAAAAHHH!!!!
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:23 PM): *tries to run away from himself*
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:28 PM): *it doesn't really work*
ArsThaumaturgis (5:54:33 PM): ^_^
GreatMedicNigel (5:56:38 PM): Damn. *takes out the Blades of Chaos* It's gotten really bad. We'll have to operate.
ArsThaumaturgis (5:56:52 PM): o_0
ArsThaumaturgis (5:56:52 PM): Um...
ArsThaumaturgis (5:56:52 PM): But...
ArsThaumaturgis (5:57:00 PM): Can't we talk this over?  *sheepish grin*
GreatMedicNigel (5:57:50 PM): Nope. You've got traces of Thaum in you. Very, very bad.
ArsThaumaturgis (5:59:06 PM): AAAAAHHH!!!

*tries to run away from himself again, and ends up meeting himself coming the other way.  The resulting catastophic tear in the fabric of reality fuses him with himself, making him whole again*

There, no need for blades! :P
GreatMedicNigel (6:00:18 PM): I'm afraid not... Now there's even more Thaum in your system... Have I told you what Kratos does when he grabs an undead soldier with the circle button?
ArsThaumaturgis (6:00:35 PM): Nope, I don't think so...
GreatMedicNigel (6:01:45 PM): Well ,first he raises the guy up by the lapels, then pounds him in the chest a few times, then slams him into the ground and stabs him repeatedly, dislodging red orbs.
GreatMedicNigel (6:02:01 PM): Since you're infected with T.H.A.U.M., we'll have to be a bit more forceful.
ArsThaumaturgis (6:02:25 PM): *blink*

Umm...  Can't we talk about this like civilised people...?
GreatMedicNigel (6:02:48 PM): This *is* being civilized. Would you like to know the alternative? ^_^
ArsThaumaturgis (6:03:00 PM): Um...  All right...?
GreatMedicNigel (6:04:18 PM): We could always tear you apart, hope the Thaum flows out, and then stitch you together again. This method is a guaranteed cure. However, patient survival is not so guaranteed.
ArsThaumaturgis (6:06:13 PM): ...
ArsThaumaturgis (6:06:13 PM): Um...
ArsThaumaturgis (6:06:13 PM): *runs away*
GreatMedicNigel (6:06:45 PM): Kekeke

[Cloud Strife]

Elmin Amaur: Woman boobies are much better than man boobies.
LethargyMan: I am ApathyMan and I approve that message.