Stupid Moments - Page 5

07-25-2005, 05:05 PM

wel really one time when i was visiting my grandparents in Florida i jumped out of the car (it was stopped) and i ran into the st johns river(aligator infested. yes call me stupid but i was ONLY 4 i wanted to pet a furry bird (dont ask)

Inu-luvr · 07-28-2005, 02:29 PM

ok so I thought of another! This one is from my childhood and I only remembered because my brother told me... Well anyway I was chasing my older brother around the house with a can of Endust, threatening to spray it in his eyes. Then suddenly he stopped running and I thought I could get him so I sprayed it only to have it go into my eyes instead! I didn't notice to stupid thing was backwards! What the hell... no wonder I have bad eye sight now. Just so you guys don't think I was a violent little child (even though I was), I thought the Endust thing had water in it, but my brother knew it didn't so when I sprayed myself I wouldn't drink water for 2 days.

Nerd · 07-29-2005, 12:00 AM

testing pix

Major Blood · 07-29-2005, 12:04 AM

Me and my buddies were sitting in my back yard with a case of Mikes Hard Lemonade. The box wasn't even open when a cop pulled up to my house. He looks over the gate and says to us "You there, come over to my Police Car and bring that alcohol with you. So, its not like we have a choice right?(We were all 17 and drinking after all) so we pick up the case and walk out onto the sidewalk. Right away the cop arrests us for possession of alcohol in public.

Red Fighter 1073 · 07-31-2005, 02:44 PM

this is kinda mean stupid moment..anyway, here it is:

there was this one kinda nerdy kid in my cluster. during free period, he was walking around in the halls, and he accidently tripped and lost one of his shoes. before he could get it, someone took his shoe..so, he then went to each homeroom (including mine) asking anyone in the class had seen his shoe. he DID eventually find his shoe though.

ok, i got another one. me and two of my friends were at the mall in Target. we were in the sports section and were throwing an american football around. one of my friends throws the ball high over the bleachers. guess what?? it hit the ceiling, which caused one of the ceiling foam boards to break off. we were all saying at the same time, "OH SHIT! RUN!!!!!!" luckily, we didnt get in trouble.

Me111 · 08-03-2005, 12:37 PM

For a long time I thought that tuna came from dolphins.

I also remember my aunt and some other members of my family were in her garden on her birthday. We knocking a balloon around and my aunt tried to hit it. Because she was slightly drunk she missed the balloon and landed in the plant pots behind her.

Red Fighter 1073 · 08-07-2005, 05:22 PM

ooh, this one is kinda weird/funny. i learned something today at the mall! anyway, i was in Sears or some store like that with my parents and they were looking at some shoes. i pick up one of the shoes on display, and suddenly i hear this beeping sound. i do this 5 more times, to hear the sound. TA DA! i have just learned about the security system! it was fun!

Meister · 08-07-2005, 05:30 PM

That one reminds me of when I bought a bottle of mead in the supermarket once. Nothing else. I started chatting with the cashier on my way to the front and, not paying attention, carried the bottle right past the security barrier. I actually looked around wondering what had set off the alarm, too. �_�

07-25-2005, 05:05 PM	#41
8bitlover Guest Posts: n/a	Well wel really one time when i was visiting my grandparents in Florida i jumped out of the car (it was stopped) and i ran into the st johns river(aligator infested. yes call me stupid but i was ONLY 4 i wanted to pet a furry bird (dont ask)

07-28-2005, 02:29 PM	#42
Inu-luvr Silent Hill 4: The Room Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Krynn, in front of a puter Posts: 195	ok so I thought of another! This one is from my childhood and I only remembered because my brother told me... Well anyway I was chasing my older brother around the house with a can of Endust, threatening to spray it in his eyes. Then suddenly he stopped running and I thought I could get him so I sprayed it only to have it go into my eyes instead! I didn't notice to stupid thing was backwards! What the hell... no wonder I have bad eye sight now. Just so you guys don't think I was a violent little child (even though I was), I thought the Endust thing had water in it, but my brother knew it didn't so when I sprayed myself I wouldn't drink water for 2 days. __________________ "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return" Christian, Moulin Rouge "Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!" Red Mage, 8-bit theater It's just a jump to the left, AND A STEP TO RIIIGHT!

07-29-2005, 12:00 AM	#43
Nerd Goomba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Rhode Island, Family Guy Town Posts: 2	testing pix __________________ :thief:

07-29-2005, 12:04 AM	#44
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	Me and my buddies were sitting in my back yard with a case of Mikes Hard Lemonade. The box wasn't even open when a cop pulled up to my house. He looks over the gate and says to us "You there, come over to my Police Car and bring that alcohol with you. So, its not like we have a choice right?(We were all 17 and drinking after all) so we pick up the case and walk out onto the sidewalk. Right away the cop arrests us for possession of alcohol in public. __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

07-31-2005, 02:44 PM	#45
Red Fighter 1073 Rocky Wrench Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,351	this is kinda mean stupid moment..anyway, here it is: there was this one kinda nerdy kid in my cluster. during free period, he was walking around in the halls, and he accidently tripped and lost one of his shoes. before he could get it, someone took his shoe..so, he then went to each homeroom (including mine) asking anyone in the class had seen his shoe. he DID eventually find his shoe though. ok, i got another one. me and two of my friends were at the mall in Target. we were in the sports section and were throwing an american football around. one of my friends throws the ball high over the bleachers. guess what?? it hit the ceiling, which caused one of the ceiling foam boards to break off. we were all saying at the same time, "OH SHIT! RUN!!!!!!" luckily, we didnt get in trouble. __________________ My Sprite Sheet/Mafia Roles

08-03-2005, 12:37 PM	#46
Me111 Active once every million years Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: England. Woo. Posts: 16	For a long time I thought that tuna came from dolphins. I also remember my aunt and some other members of my family were in her garden on her birthday. We knocking a balloon around and my aunt tried to hit it. Because she was slightly drunk she missed the balloon and landed in the plant pots behind her. __________________ Homer: Oh they have the internet on computers now!

08-07-2005, 05:22 PM	#47
Red Fighter 1073 Rocky Wrench Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,351	ooh, this one is kinda weird/funny. i learned something today at the mall! anyway, i was in Sears or some store like that with my parents and they were looking at some shoes. i pick up one of the shoes on display, and suddenly i hear this beeping sound. i do this 5 more times, to hear the sound. TA DA! i have just learned about the security system! it was fun! __________________ My Sprite Sheet/Mafia Roles

08-07-2005, 05:30 PM	#48
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	That one reminds me of when I bought a bottle of mead in the supermarket once. Nothing else. I started chatting with the cashier on my way to the front and, not paying attention, carried the bottle right past the security barrier. I actually looked around wondering what had set off the alarm, too. �_�