| |
|
01-09-2004, 12:54 PM
|
#41 |
|
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
|
A the very least you can sword some stupid kid who comes running to you with his new action figure...
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 01:20 PM
|
#42 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
A man after my own heart.
|
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 01:21 PM
|
#43 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Or rule the old-folks home with the sword...he he, old people...
|
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 06:05 PM
|
#44 |
|
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
|
*BM's on his horse in his Minas Tirith armor, with Anduril by his side, addressing a group of old geezers in Minas Tirith armor*
"The day may come *koff* when the c-*kof*-cour*kof*age of men fails *wheeze* and we forsake our friends, and break *koff* all bonds of fellowship. *pant pant* But it is not this *hack* day. This day, we fight!" *Raises sword, loses balance, falls off horse* "Ow! My brittle old man hip!" |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 06:14 PM
|
#45 |
|
Saint of Stats
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The End Of The World
Posts: 5,646
|
*Oldy McOlderson, also known as Robo-Geezer, who is in the audience, points and laughs, then wanders off and slays all the orcs single handedly, complaining about "uppity kids these days, thinking they can defeat a robotic enhanced super geezer"*
__________________
"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 06:17 PM
|
#46 |
|
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
|
300'000 plus Uruks plus god knows how many champions plus Ringwraiths and the Mouth of Sauron?
Cool. |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 07:37 PM
|
#47 |
|
Saint of Stats
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The End Of The World
Posts: 5,646
|
That's Oldy for you. He would have taken on Sauron as well, but he needed to take a nap first, and by the time he was done, the ring was destroyed taking Sauron with it.
__________________
"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 07:40 PM
|
#48 |
|
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
|
Heh. Never rely on old geezers to save the world... But wiping out large enemy forces before bedtime is right up their alley.
Have you noticed that no old geezer EVER saves the world? |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 07:48 PM
|
#49 |
|
Saint of Stats
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The End Of The World
Posts: 5,646
|
Umm... Hmm... Actually, I can't think of one. Hah, Oldy is the original!
__________________
"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib |
|
|
|
01-09-2004, 07:50 PM
|
#50 |
|
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
|
Dark Schneider is 400 years though, but he sure as hell ain't no old geezer..
*Is beaten up by LWM and Celes for talking about DS even though he promised in the Comics thread never to brag about him again* |
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
