8-bit fanfics

[Seran]

That was a very funny entry! ...Although, naturally, I found any part with the girls in it rather unusual. But that's just me being personal. Great job.

[Robert Paulson]

I appreciate all the feedback I've been getting. Means a lot to see you actually reading one of my works. Now then, I'm gonna answer a few questions for all the many NPFers that have read my fanfics. (and by many, I mean four.)

In part 2 and 3, the idea of Thief having a large female fanbase came from the LOTR movies. You see, I had noticed just about every girl and woman who had seen these movies wouldn't stop obsessing over the Elf characters. Thief is an Elf, yet the ladies never seemed to be crazy for him in the actual comics, so in my interpretation of 8-bit Theater, Thief was a chick magnet, whether he wanted to be or not.

Also, in part 2, when RedMage asked Fighter about the inventor's guild's secretary, he was really asking if the secretary of the inventor's guild Fighter went to was the same secretary from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Anyone who's played far enough into that game will have caught the reference.

And lastly, those quotes that BlackMage was using in part 2 and 3? Let's just say those quotes were originally from a SquareSoft game released in the mid 1990's.

I don't plan on doing anymore 8-bit fanfics at the moment, so enjoy the fruits of my labor while you can.

[dark butterfree]

well, now i know about all of that stuff i like your fanfic all the more.
i forgot to say in my origional post:
"yay! kefka reference!"

[death_trooper]

I'm not in a story mood, but i'm gonna try
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Fighter stared into the sky, it was a peaceful day,to say the least and he hadn't had a rest since the quest started, he sighed silently and drifted into a peaceful slumber..more than can be said for red mage. His quill furiously scribbling on his character sheet, more than likely making up some skill that would aid them in thier journey and this obstacle.
" One thousand stabbings shall visit you if you cannot get past this damn gorge in at the most, ten minutes...." muttered black mage, angrily staring down the gorge of never ending upset, the bain of all who seeked to cross it.
"calm down black mage, i just need to improve my cement mixing skill and cross it with my gorge crossing skill and i can find a way to cross this gorge..."
"Wouldn't we need, you know, a gorge full of cement?" thief asked,sure of the answer.
"well, i suppose.." muttered red mage, "but we can get to that problem when we reach it, eh?"
Black mage stared at him with dark yellow eyes, even in the darkness of his face, any sane person could notice the rage building up inside him.
"You know...i COULD blast us across with a well-aimed hadoken..." said Black mage.
"That would kill us instantly!" yelled red mage.
"we'll get to THAT problem when we reach it, eh?" said black mage slyly.
Sensing the irony, red mage turned back to scribbling on his character sheet.
Fighter yawned boredly, his lust for shiny things depleted, and his senses dulled, simply watching the butterflies flutter by, he smiled slightly peacefully, these moments usually dulled out fast by black mage, he enjoyed the peace.
"Guys! my brilliant mind has come up with a great idea!" yelled red mage, excitedly.
"It better not have anything to do with a block of chesse and a pillow case..." muttered thief.
"......We'll keep this in reserve...."
Fighter suddenly shot up, eyes wide open, "guys, i'm having something, like..a thought with pictures..."
"An idea?" asked red mage.
"Yeah! yeah! yeah!, we go INTO the gorge and BM blows the place sky high!"
"Hey! for once, a good idea! I can destroy things, so it HAS to be good!" said black mage.
Red mage looked amazed at fighter, then realised he had been out thought and turned away to sulk, being out done by thief or black mage he could take, but fighter had trouble tying his shoe laces, as in he doesn't know what they are, and he chases his tail! He's not exactly brilliant...
"Only one way to find out i say, and it's better than staying here..so, how do we get down?" asked thief, he then looked at Black mage, who was smiling wickedly, as if he didn't know what Black mage was planning.
"I can get us down VERY quickly..." black mage said mysteriously.
"How BM, HOW!" asked fighter, oblivious to Black mages plot.
"well.....HAAAAAAA......"
"RUN!" yelled red mage, as he knew not even he could survive a full on blast of a hadoken.
"DOOOOOO....."
Fighter stood there, confused yet happy, STILL oblivious to what Black mage was obviously doing.
"Well, nice knowing your money fighter, by which i mean it was fun spending time with your money, i mean, god, i'm not good at this..." said thief.
"...KEN!!!!" yelled Black mage, finishing his deadly attack.
After a huge flash of light, there was pure silence, suddenly, a rumble appered underneath the ground....
"well, i always wished i'd die with white mage in my room, but at least i had fun with my life..." said Black mage, seemingly knowing more than he was letting on.
the ground gave way, and the group fell into the gorge.....
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Please give reviews, this is my first try at theis sort of thing...:S

[happy_turtle]

OK...after reading all these fanfics I can say without a doubt that my IQ is now lower...

[Martamania]

If you haven't read the Wotch, you need to before you read this. Click on the picture in the top-left and read from there.

I could use some suggestions on this before I go on so... yeah. I know crossovers aren't usually popular, but I felt the need to give this a shot. Here are the plots that will be going on:

Xaos and Black Mage argue over who is the more evil of the two.

White Mage finds herself being followed by Jason (she IS a redhead, after all).

Red Mage accidently activates Evan's amulet, turning himself into Debora (or Debbie as she's referred to in this instance) and Evan into Lilly.

Fighter finds himself in Cassie's basement, and naturally falls for her because fighters and goths were made for each other or something.

Thief, Anne, and Robin actually try to solve the problem (caused by Sarda, of course) while everyone else is screwing around.

A few other characters from both stories will pop-up, but that's pretty much it as far as the important stuff.

8-Bit Wotch

Prologue

The universe is a very fragile thing that can be altered forever with the slightest little force, be it a paradox, interference in the time stream, or, in this particular case, a wizard.
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The Light Warriors walk through the deadly forests of the feared throughout all the world region that happens to be known as the Deadly Forests.

“You ever get the feeling that everything that happens happens to hurt you?” Black Mage asks his three cohorts as they travel through the wood-covered environment.

“I get the impression that everything happens happens so that I walk out richer no matter what the situation. And to prove elves are superior to all the other races combined three-times-over,” Thief, an elvish prince and, true to his name, master con-artist replies with his usual elven bias.

“Why do we even bother talking to each other if we all hate each other anyway?” Red Mage, the so-called strategist of the group, wonders his way into the conversation.

“Finally a rare dose of something resembling being close to sensible out of Red Mage,” Black Mage mumbles.

“You guys are the best friends a guy could have!” Fighter exclaims, drawing a sigh from his three companions. Fighter is, simply put, the meat shield of the group.

“You get the feeling we’re about to be pulled into some crazy adventure in another dimension?” Red Mage asks the other three, drawing a blank stare.

“What makes you say-“ but Thief cuts off upon seeing Red Mage pointing toward a large wormhole of sorts that, immediately upon capturing the attention of the so-called heroes, pulls them into it.
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Meanwhile, in another, darker dimension... (but considering guys like Sarda and Forest Imps are running around, not by much)

“Ugh... am I dead?” Black Mage asks hopefully as he pulls himself off the ground, coming face to face with a large knight-looking man, who in all truth looks somewhat like Garland.

“State your name or relinquish your mind and soul to my Sword of Shadows,” the man snarls while staring down at Black Mage.

“Trust me, I never did have a soul, and after years of being around Fighter I question if I have a mind either,” Black Mage replies sarcastically to the man. “Either way, I’m Black Mage. Destroyer of civilizations, sacrificer of children, yadayadayada.”

“I am the great and powerful evil Lord Xaos. You are in my territory now, and you will do as I say when I give the command.”

“Big bad evil Chaos, huh?” Black Mage taunts. “If you’re so evil, tell me an evil thing you’ve ever done.”

“I steal the hearts and souls of people, making them into my Fallen minions.”

“That it? I’ve orphaned a kid. Three times.”
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Meanwhile, in a small town...

“How did I even get involved in this story?” White Mage breaks the fourth wall as she wanders through the streets of Tandy Gardens, receiving not-so-weird glances due to the ever-present effects of Sunnydale Syndrome.

[death_trooper]

part 2
if you don't like it, please say, need the critiscisum
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Thief groaned and sat up, his head filled with thoughts, but mostly if his money was ok, his eyes adjusted to the darkness of the gorge and he looked around, he couldn't see any of his idiots...i mean friends, but he saw his money bag, he gave a huge sigh of relief and looked inside, and to his horror, it was empty! Thief gave a paniced gasp and looked around, his mind rishing with thoughts of his money being spent by some offish amatuer thief, he got up and ran into a pathway.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the gorge, red mage was still wincing from the pain of the fall, he would have to find some way to minus a lesser skill and improve his vunribility, he stood up and looked around, a quick fire spell lit the area up, he saw fighter sitting in a courner, scared witless.
"whats up fighter?"
"D-d-dark.."
"Don't tell me your afraid of the dark.."
He stood fighter up adn they both walked of, Red mages low armour ability made it impossible for him to take many hits, but a good meat shield like fighter...

Black mage smiled, as he predicted, he was alone, now if he found a way out first, he could be free of the imbeciles, AND having took thiefs money during the fray on the top, he had no worries, now, he had to find a way out, Black mage was never good at scouting, he just let fighter run in front and get hit, so he took careful steps, entering a cavern, he saw a flash of light.
"That was easy..." he thouhght to himself, and walked into the light.
He was in an open topped part of the gorge, the area was covered in light, it was almost a perfect circle.
"Huh, TOO easy..shoulda known.."muttered black mage.
"THERE YOU ARE!" yelled a familier voice.
Black mage gulped, and turned around..

"Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we the.."
"NO FIGHTER!" yelled red mage, cursing the gods that HE was stuck with fighter. Red mage was an expert map artist, and was making a perfect map of the surrondings,when they found black mage and thief, they could easily get out, one thing he couldn't do was fight though, using his fire spells continusly was the only thing he could do with his mana at this situation, he couldnt afford to us any for anything else, fighter was his only hope, as they made thier way, fighter couldn't help thinking they were being watched...

Black mage turned around, and saw thief glaring at him,no, not at him, at his pocket, thief KNEW he had his money.
"give it back BM.." thief said
"Come and get it." Black mage answered, wishing he was as confident as he sounded.
"BM, we both know i could kick your butt before it touched the ground.
"Prove it"
Thief hesitated for one second, then ran at Black mage deadly fast, black mage dodged to the right, thief went skidding past, he turned round and got a blast of fire, he shook it off, and ran at black mage, hitting him in the stoumch, Blakc mage groaned and looked up, to see thief running at him again, blakc mage countered with a powerful thunderbolt, sending thief flying, thief was gone when the dust cleared, black mage looked round, not noticing the dark figure behind him...
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[Iyeru]

Sometimes it bugs me to give out links to my comics... or whatever they are.

Go here for the whole list whilist you watch the Comic #006 Preview and see my mad Flash skills. YES, I know that the stopAllSounds(); function ain't at the beginning... but it CBF so meh.

[Loyal]

In response to the latest comic...

-King Steve: Left-hand-man Gary! Fetch me my shoes!
-LHMGary: Your new "Face" shoes, your highness?
-Steve: Yes! They're so very comfortable!
-Gary: ...Highness, about those shoes...
-Steve: Yes, Gary, I know. They're made from fresh faces daily!
-Gary: Yes, but they're staring at me when I go to fetch them...
-Steve: What do you think makes them so comfortable, then, Gary? Hmm?
-Gary: ...I regret ever questioning your logic, highness.

If you can't guess the inspiring comic, you haven't been paying attention to the comic enough. :p

[Theif]

another scam by Thief:

thief: hey fighter
fighter: what?
thief: o nothing i just wanted to show you this... SWORD (shing sparkle sparkle) (actully it's just a chrome piece of wood in the shape of a sword) but you hate those things don't you?
fighter: no i love swords!
thief: well... would you like to have it?
fighter: please!
thief: alright... but! a-
:rmage: dun dun duun!
thief: ooookay? at the cost of all your swords
fighter: why?
thief: cuz this sword is... ummm... special ya ya it's special
fighter: how?
thief: it uhhhhh... has 50,000 attack and umm... it makes you invincible
fighter: o great now i don't have to carry this armoire around anymore YOU GOT A DEAL!
:thief: haha sucker :fighter: haha sucker