You're heroes?: The Fortress of Equity - Page 5

Squishy Cheeks · 01-10-2004, 10:08 AM

"Yeah the toy store is burning, can you take care of that."

Dante · 01-10-2004, 10:16 AM

Stupidman karate-chops himself int he eyes again and shouts, "Aye aye sir!"
he dashes into the store and comes out a few seconds later with the PS2s, Gamecubes, X-Boxes... no wait, those he throws back in... and all the plushies he can carry.

"Mission accomplished sir!"

Squishy Cheeks · 01-10-2004, 10:41 AM

"It's still burning, in fact those toys you are carrying are stilll burning.

Krylo · 01-10-2004, 10:48 AM

Apathy Man sighs at the order to 'get his ass' down there and trudges out to his car, which he drives (directly through many red lights and stop signs) to the scene. Upon his arrival he steps out of the car and looks around slowly at the flames muttering, "Fine." Apathy man then walks into the mall and walks out a few minutes later with a large axe which he uses to smash open a few fire hydrants in order to help drench the scene. His work 'done', at least so far as he was concerned, Apathy Man walked over and sat on the hood of his car.

Dante · 01-10-2004, 10:55 AM

"Wow, Apathy man, you saved all the toys! that was real cool of you!"

Squishy Cheeks · 01-10-2004, 11:03 AM

"Hey Lawyer Lady! I think Apathyman just committed a felony can you keep him out of trouble?"

Forever Zero · 01-10-2004, 01:56 PM

Robo-Geezer muttered something about finishing his coffee. After that, he simply jumped out the roof through the hole stupid man had created, then activated his rocket pack and flew to the destroyed mall, where the flames had just been extinguished. "Guess I'm too late, hey, look, the Country Kitchen Buffet survived." Robo-Geezer heads over there for breakfast.

cruelty13 · 01-10-2004, 04:18 PM

"OK! I'll put him on the schedual..." Lawyer Lady said into the Law Mobile, to Captain Super. Then she ran down the stairs (slowly and heavily) and out of the building.

"Tuesday is fine with you. I have no customers. That day." She sayd to Apathy man. Then suddenly, she hears some conversation with her ultra super lawstuffhearing ability and said "I'v got a nother case. A millionaire is sued for having murdered someone. I must correct that mistake. You see, the guy, who he murdered actually murdered himself right next to the millionaire *wink wink*." And then she used her Courthouse teleportation ability and was gone.

Dante · 01-10-2004, 09:17 PM

Stupidman noticed Robo-Geezer walking off towards the Kitchen and Country Buffet.

"Ooh, pie! I like pie!"

Stupidman fell into lockstep behind Robo-Geezer.

Squishy Cheeks · 01-10-2004, 09:23 PM

"I'm heading to the sushi bar."

01-10-2004, 10:16 AM	#42
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	Stupidman karate-chops himself int he eyes again and shouts, "Aye aye sir!" he dashes into the store and comes out a few seconds later with the PS2s, Gamecubes, X-Boxes... no wait, those he throws back in... and all the plushies he can carry. "Mission accomplished sir!" Last edited by Dante; 01-10-2004 at 10:54 AM.

01-10-2004, 10:48 AM	#44
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Apathy Man sighs at the order to 'get his ass' down there and trudges out to his car, which he drives (directly through many red lights and stop signs) to the scene. Upon his arrival he steps out of the car and looks around slowly at the flames muttering, "Fine." Apathy man then walks into the mall and walks out a few minutes later with a large axe which he uses to smash open a few fire hydrants in order to help drench the scene. His work 'done', at least so far as he was concerned, Apathy Man walked over and sat on the hood of his car. __________________ I am very tired.

01-10-2004, 01:56 PM	#47
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	Robo-Geezer muttered something about finishing his coffee. After that, he simply jumped out the roof through the hole stupid man had created, then activated his rocket pack and flew to the destroyed mall, where the flames had just been extinguished. "Guess I'm too late, hey, look, the Country Kitchen Buffet survived." Robo-Geezer heads over there for breakfast. __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib

01-10-2004, 04:18 PM	#48
cruelty13 Bring Cthulhu to Estonia! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a tiny country next to Finland that quite obviously isn't sweeden nor Russia and where it rains Posts: 662	"OK! I'll put him on the schedual..." Lawyer Lady said into the Law Mobile, to Captain Super. Then she ran down the stairs (slowly and heavily) and out of the building. "Tuesday is fine with you. I have no customers. That day." She sayd to Apathy man. Then suddenly, she hears some conversation with her ultra super lawstuffhearing ability and said "I'v got a nother case. A millionaire is sued for having murdered someone. I must correct that mistake. You see, the guy, who he murdered actually murdered himself right next to the millionaire wink wink." And then she used her Courthouse teleportation ability and was gone. __________________ CTHULHU FHTAGN HEY YOU! Go over here and take a look at my pictures!

01-10-2004, 10:55 AM	#45
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	"Wow, Apathy man, you saved all the toys! that was real cool of you!"

01-10-2004, 09:17 PM	#49
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	Stupidman noticed Robo-Geezer walking off towards the Kitchen and Country Buffet. "Ooh, pie! I like pie!" Stupidman fell into lockstep behind Robo-Geezer.