The CRAPPIEST game - Page 5

Dwarfburg citizen · 09-29-2006, 02:12 PM

Lets not get into a flame war here. After all everyone is entitled to their own opinion. For example I cant stand card based RPGS so I dont like them at all. Sure there can be worse things but to me they suck. Culdcept being the only exception.

greed · 09-29-2006, 02:35 PM

Oblivion.

It's a FUCKING BETA!

Random Ninja · 09-29-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwarfburg citizen

Lets not get into a flame war here.

FUK U NUB!

<3

Anyways, gaming magazines and TV shows can still be wrong. Alot of times they're twits and hardasses about things. I often watch reviews to see parts and features of the games, their own personal likes and dislikes about it come second.

FF 9 was good, but not amazing. I mean, I love sprite based RPGs but FFVI was probably my least favourite FF. People go 'How can you not love it? It was great!!" and..well...I just thought it was dull, the graphics were very depressing, the characters, for the most part, were flat, I never really cared about any of them. Celes tries to kill herself and I'm like '...ok...anyways...moving on.' I also found it to be ridiculously easy.

I blasted through most of the game in one sitting and didn't die once, I was hardly even challenged after the first hour. Also, the art was ugly. (The drawn sketches for the game.)

OctoberRaven · 09-29-2006, 07:07 PM

Superman 64. Utterly unplayable and makes Superman look like a nancy boy.

I sometimes like to joke that this game was made that bad on purpose because Superman is a dick.

Loneyes · 09-29-2006, 07:28 PM

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please don't say E.T. for the Atari 2600

I'm sorry, but I've played that game, and now, no other game will ever be considered bad in my eyes. It is the absolute worse of everything a game can be.

Everything about it made me want to burn the cartridge to watch the evil spirits fly out.

Art of Hilt · 09-30-2006, 05:32 AM

Ya know?
Rugrats. Any Rugrats on the GBC.
It can burn for all eternity for scarring my childhood with it's mediocrity.

Magus · 09-30-2006, 09:55 PM

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Castlequest.

A game so bad I had trouble beating it even when cheating. Practically unbeatable otherwise. I know it's possible (there's a speedrun of it on the internet somewhere), it's just not worth the truly mind-numbing pain of the experience.

1) Story is incredibly cliched.
2) Controls suck.
3) Gameplay sucks.
4) Graphics (even for NES standards) suck.
5) Music really sucks (there's only 4-5 actual tracks, and they're all irritating as hell).
6) Game/Level design sucks. Hard. Think about this: The game starts you out with 50 (FIFTY!) lives. The game was designed so poorly that you need at least that many in order to complete it.

If you can beat it on actual hardware, without cheating, AND without inserting the controller into the TV, then I hereby declare you a gaming god.

Yes, Castlequest is the only game that can give my pick for the worst game of all time a run for its money.

My pick? As always it is

SPELUNKER

Satan's game. A sure sign that there may be no God, but that Satan is alive and well. Torturous. Grueling. Unforgiving. Friday the 13th? E.T.? Captain Comic? These are but pale imitations of this monstrosity, this all prevailing blight upon existence, this Lord of CHAOS that is SPELUNKER.

Redhawk · 10-03-2006, 06:28 PM

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Maple Story.

OH GOD YES.

You thought Runescape was a bad "free" MMORPG? Maple Story is about eleventy times worse.

"Here, let's say you're prepared to go to this big ol' island and then laugh while you get raped by a tree stump. Then, after you struggle to the town you chose for your profession, you discover that your stats aren't high enough! But we never told you where they needed to be! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

As for my original bad game, I would have to say Pokemon Snap. Incredibly repetitive and just not fun.

Sir Pinkleton · 10-04-2006, 08:54 PM

Dammit, I was hoping to be the one to mention Big rigs. anywho, I dislike 'BLOWOUT' for the Xbox as my second hated game. stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid game.
your a marine, go kill the aliens
controls were not too good
gameplay is platforming
graphics may be alright, but I still hate it
I think there's only one song throughout the game, I'm not going to check

Maybe not the worst, but the first one that comes to mind. they even had the final bosses be previous bosses youv'e already killed! not to mention that you fight the bosses in 3-d, but in 2-d controls? Bah!

EDIT: actually, any pokemon game after yellow. It's all the same you fools!

xravi · 10-05-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Friendly Black Mage

Dammit, I was hoping to be the one to mention Big rigs. anywho, I dislike 'BLOWOUT' for the Xbox as my second hated game. stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid game.
your a marine, go kill the aliens
controls were not too good
gameplay is platforming
graphics may be alright, but I still hate it
I think there's only one song throughout the game, I'm not going to check

Maybe not the worst, but the first one that comes to mind. they even had the final bosses be previous bosses youv'e already killed! not to mention that you fight the bosses in 3-d, but in 2-d controls? Bah!

EDIT: actually, any pokemon game after yellow. It's all the same you fools!

Well not really the pokemon games after yellow (Nnot counting ones beside the color ones.)

Like how gold and sliver is the same but Cystal is like the same game and exspansion and how ruby/shappire is the same but emrald is the same game and a exspamsion and how the remakes of red and blue were like the orginals but with more at the end. *Runs away and drops a note.@*

*On the note the words "Drake of the 99 dragons" appear then the paper self destructs.*

09-29-2006, 02:12 PM	#41
Dwarfburg citizen Thinking profoundly... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In the cave that is my room Posts: 241	Lets not get into a flame war here. After all everyone is entitled to their own opinion. For example I cant stand card based RPGS so I dont like them at all. Sure there can be worse things but to me they suck. Culdcept being the only exception. __________________ NPF Zombie Horde: The nonsensical juggler / Unintimidating member of the Horde

09-29-2006, 07:07 PM	#44
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Superman 64. Utterly unplayable and makes Superman look like a nancy boy. I sometimes like to joke that this game was made that bad on purpose because Superman is a dick. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

09-30-2006, 05:32 AM	#46
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10-04-2006, 08:54 PM	#49
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	Dammit, I was hoping to be the one to mention Big rigs. anywho, I dislike 'BLOWOUT' for the Xbox as my second hated game. stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid game. your a marine, go kill the aliens controls were not too good gameplay is platforming graphics may be alright, but I still hate it I think there's only one song throughout the game, I'm not going to check Maybe not the worst, but the first one that comes to mind. they even had the final bosses be previous bosses youv'e already killed! not to mention that you fight the bosses in 3-d, but in 2-d controls? Bah! EDIT: actually, any pokemon game after yellow. It's all the same you fools! Last edited by Sir Pinkleton; 10-04-2006 at 10:10 PM.