The New West: A Constable's Raw Deal - Page 5

TheBlindMime · 10-28-2006, 01:07 AM

Yo world.

World: Yeah.

Pyros is a year older.

World: Oh.

Anywho they always want neiny sexiness cause.... its sexy.

PyrosNine · 10-28-2006, 01:40 AM

Well, I know I"m sexy, but come on!

Kingdom of Aire:

Evil Magic Sucky Up lady: OOOh! I want your magic in me Kings! I want it in me now!

Kings: Just chill baby, and hold onto my shirt fo me, ya digg?
(Beans Evil M.S.U.L. with 1,000 .lb armor to death)

Soldiers of Light 1:

Girl who lived on the Secret of the Monk Barrier Island: Oh! You have returned, my love!

Kurama: Indeed! I have returned to the Monk island!

(They run passionately towards each other, but just as Kurama is about to embrace the girl who'se name i can't remember cuz I'm sleepy, she runs past him)

Kurama's love interest

arms wrapped around Pyros) Oh, you've returned!

Pyros: Awwww riiiighhht! Giggidy!

NPF Saves Christmas:

Ice Witch: Pyros!!! I'm so cold, and you're so hot!

Space Bandits RP:

Yakuza girl who'se name I can't remember: Oh Jim, I've decided that I've fallen in love with you and all your gun lust!

Jim: That's great...now can you get your guys to not open the hatch and dump me into space with cement on my feet.... again?

NPF Avatars 2:

Poseidon: Asheth! BE MINE!!!

Willy the silly Prinny: NO! SHE"S MINE! (Traps Poseidon in a bottle)

Poseidon: OH NOES!

Pyros/Asheth: What a bunch of losers... It's only stupid shapeshift...

Evil spirit of John Lennon:Hey (expletive removed: Involved a name for a Cthuluian monster in heat.), wanna have some (Expletive removed: So foul, it'll make hair grow on your chest!) on my yellow (Expletive removed: Sou foul, It'll make all your hair fall on in clumps!) and then (Expletive removed: ZOMGWTFBBQ!). Then maybe, after a smoke we could (Expletive removed: Involved a Dead Llama, a Boeing 747 jet engine, and mayonaisse.)?

Asheth:.....I...dear god....the mental image! (vomits heavily)

Underneath the Rain of Crimson Petals:

Really Fast Ninja Raiden boy: I'm somehow aware that you're not really a girl, yet I'm still totally going to hit on you! YAY!

BM"s character who was another sand Chuunin: I'm an old friend from the village, and I"m going to support you by not letting him hit on you!

Evil Jounin of the Sand: I'm evil and I want to force you to become a great ninja for the Sand Ninja clan, and now i'm going to knock you out and feel on you while you're asleep, then drop you off at your next mission without leaving you any weapons.

Rose's Dad: And as your adoptive father, i'm going to paint a picture of him doing it. Cuz daddy needs his pictures....

Rose: Grrr! (Makes an army of Sand clones with swords and kills them all, then rules the ninja world with a pretty, yet Iron fist)

Soldiers of Light 2:

Akuma Chi: YAY! BLOOD TENTACLES! Hee hee!

Pyros: THAT DOES NOT NEED TO GO THERE!

Sanjuro: I, SANJURO YAMADA, FIND THAT ICKY LOOKING! Let's leave them alone, KATSUHIRO!.... Katsuhiro?

Katsuhiro: <3! (Hops on Pyros's leg)

Sanjuro: I, The GREAT SANJURO YAMADA, WISH I HAD TWO EYEPATCHES!

NPF AVATARS 3!

Rhiya: So if I kiss you 12 times, I can have not only my own country, but my own planet, 7 days of the year, a space helicopter, and the ability to spawn giant hamsterballs from seemingly nowhere?

Pyros: That's the gist of it, yeah. But first, Ecurt must answer some questions... (Chokes ecurt with hands) What was the answer to that question I asked you as Asheth?

(Meanwhile, at chamber of the gods)

Thor: FEEL MY HAmmer! Aqua man!

Poseidon: FEEL MY TRIDENT, HAMMER MAN!

Willy the Silly Priny: WILLY! PRINNy! WILLy!

The New West:

Lusty Barfly: How bouts a good time, sugah?

Nein: WRRRRRYYYY?

TheBlindMime · 10-31-2006, 10:17 PM

^
| all of that is true....

Also temp hiatus on my replying as I just got FFXII. I seriously am being super cereal when I say I will post tommorow.

Super Cereal.

PyrosNine · 11-01-2006, 12:19 AM

Darn everyone and their getting of games before me because i'm Poor!

Well, not poor, but not able to buy games!

Azisien · 11-03-2006, 10:10 AM

*stabstab* Oh no, I'm thoroughly enjoying this one, I don't think I'll let it fade! Nooooo!

Mintaro · 11-03-2006, 02:34 PM

No worries everyone, there is just delays and we're acttually about halfway through the first chapters story line. Aside from FF12 (which is taking up all MY time, and subsequently I recommend buying,) there are personal issues taking up time on this end. Mime said he was going to post tonight though so look forward to that (he may even post this afternoon).

TheBlindMime · 11-03-2006, 05:08 PM

Postified. (Casts cure on the rp!)

Though if I had waited any longer I'd need a pheonix down.

Azisien · 11-03-2006, 05:13 PM

FF12, what's that? *goes and plays NWN2*

PyrosNine · 11-03-2006, 10:07 PM

You can all pretty much guess the other gun's name pretty easy...can't you?

TheBlindMime · 11-03-2006, 10:10 PM

No.

10-28-2006, 01:07 AM	#41
TheBlindMime IGNORE ME! Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,218	Yo world. World: Yeah. Pyros is a year older. World: Oh. Anywho they always want neiny sexiness cause.... its sexy. __________________ President of the Official Zombie Horde: Shambling mess / Friend of Zombie Bear I was just playing around with my imagination and then everything got INTENSE.

10-28-2006, 01:40 AM	#42
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Nein's sexyness in action, through the years (and rp's) Well, I know I"m sexy, but come on! Kingdom of Aire: Evil Magic Sucky Up lady: OOOh! I want your magic in me Kings! I want it in me now! Kings: Just chill baby, and hold onto my shirt fo me, ya digg? (Beans Evil M.S.U.L. with 1,000 .lb armor to death) Soldiers of Light 1: Girl who lived on the Secret of the Monk Barrier Island: Oh! You have returned, my love! Kurama: Indeed! I have returned to the Monk island! (They run passionately towards each other, but just as Kurama is about to embrace the girl who'se name i can't remember cuz I'm sleepy, she runs past him) Kurama's love interestarms wrapped around Pyros) Oh, you've returned! Pyros: Awwww riiiighhht! Giggidy! NPF Saves Christmas: Ice Witch: Pyros!!! I'm so cold, and you're so hot! Space Bandits RP: Yakuza girl who'se name I can't remember: Oh Jim, I've decided that I've fallen in love with you and all your gun lust! Jim: That's great...now can you get your guys to not open the hatch and dump me into space with cement on my feet.... again? NPF Avatars 2: Poseidon: Asheth! BE MINE!!! Willy the silly Prinny: NO! SHE"S MINE! (Traps Poseidon in a bottle) Poseidon: OH NOES! Pyros/Asheth: What a bunch of losers... It's only stupid shapeshift... Evil spirit of John Lennon:Hey (expletive removed: Involved a name for a Cthuluian monster in heat.), wanna have some (Expletive removed: So foul, it'll make hair grow on your chest!) on my yellow (Expletive removed: Sou foul, It'll make all your hair fall on in clumps!) and then (Expletive removed: ZOMGWTFBBQ!). Then maybe, after a smoke we could (Expletive removed: Involved a Dead Llama, a Boeing 747 jet engine, and mayonaisse.)? Asheth:.....I...dear god....the mental image! (vomits heavily) Underneath the Rain of Crimson Petals: Really Fast Ninja Raiden boy: I'm somehow aware that you're not really a girl, yet I'm still totally going to hit on you! YAY! BM"s character who was another sand Chuunin: I'm an old friend from the village, and I"m going to support you by not letting him hit on you! Evil Jounin of the Sand: I'm evil and I want to force you to become a great ninja for the Sand Ninja clan, and now i'm going to knock you out and feel on you while you're asleep, then drop you off at your next mission without leaving you any weapons. Rose's Dad: And as your adoptive father, i'm going to paint a picture of him doing it. Cuz daddy needs his pictures.... Rose: Grrr! (Makes an army of Sand clones with swords and kills them all, then rules the ninja world with a pretty, yet Iron fist) Soldiers of Light 2: Akuma Chi: YAY! BLOOD TENTACLES! Hee hee! Pyros: THAT DOES NOT NEED TO GO THERE! Sanjuro: I, SANJURO YAMADA, FIND THAT ICKY LOOKING! Let's leave them alone, KATSUHIRO!.... Katsuhiro? Katsuhiro: <3! (Hops on Pyros's leg) Sanjuro: I, The GREAT SANJURO YAMADA, WISH I HAD TWO EYEPATCHES! NPF AVATARS 3! Rhiya: So if I kiss you 12 times, I can have not only my own country, but my own planet, 7 days of the year, a space helicopter, and the ability to spawn giant hamsterballs from seemingly nowhere? Pyros: That's the gist of it, yeah. But first, Ecurt must answer some questions... (Chokes ecurt with hands) What was the answer to that question I asked you as Asheth? (Meanwhile, at chamber of the gods) Thor: FEEL MY HAmmer! Aqua man! Poseidon: FEEL MY TRIDENT, HAMMER MAN! Willy the Silly Priny: WILLY! PRINNy! WILLy! The New West: Lusty Barfly: How bouts a good time, sugah? Nein: WRRRRRYYYY? __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

10-31-2006, 10:17 PM	#43
TheBlindMime IGNORE ME! Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,218	^ \| all of that is true.... Also temp hiatus on my replying as I just got FFXII. I seriously am being super cereal when I say I will post tommorow. Super Cereal. __________________ President of the Official Zombie Horde: Shambling mess / Friend of Zombie Bear I was just playing around with my imagination and then everything got INTENSE.

11-01-2006, 12:19 AM	#44
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Darn everyone and their getting of games before me because i'm Poor! Well, not poor, but not able to buy games! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

11-03-2006, 02:34 PM	#46
Mintaro Bending space Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Santa Rosa, California Posts: 1,863	No worries everyone, there is just delays and we're acttually about halfway through the first chapters story line. Aside from FF12 (which is taking up all MY time, and subsequently I recommend buying,) there are personal issues taking up time on this end. Mime said he was going to post tonight though so look forward to that (he may even post this afternoon). __________________ [CENTER]"To look on virtue is divine, to destroy virtue is ecstasy." "Hate me now, kill me later" -Mintaro, Myself So THATS where his ideas came from. Xbox live: Cort Crow

11-03-2006, 10:10 AM	#45
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	stabstab Oh no, I'm thoroughly enjoying this one, I don't think I'll let it fade! Nooooo!

11-03-2006, 05:08 PM	#47
TheBlindMime IGNORE ME! Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,218	Postified. (Casts cure on the rp!) Though if I had waited any longer I'd need a pheonix down. __________________ President of the Official Zombie Horde: Shambling mess / Friend of Zombie Bear I was just playing around with my imagination and then everything got INTENSE.

11-03-2006, 05:13 PM	#48
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	FF12, what's that? goes and plays NWN2

11-03-2006, 10:07 PM	#49
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	You can all pretty much guess the other gun's name pretty easy...can't you? __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

11-03-2006, 10:10 PM	#50
TheBlindMime IGNORE ME! Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,218	No. __________________ President of the Official Zombie Horde: Shambling mess / Friend of Zombie Bear I was just playing around with my imagination and then everything got INTENSE.