Who Will Win?

[Ex. 68471]

Fenny said to start it up, so here we go.

Someone posts a hypothetical battle between two people(Real, fictional, dead, or alive, doesn't matter.) and the players(you people) then attempt to tell who would win and why. The battle can have handicaps or certain peramiters such as boxing or wrestling. The reason could be made just to be funny or dead serious, this is where you can play to the judges interests.

Here is an example fight and two example outcomes.

Originally Posted by Judge

Santa Clause vs. Superman

Originally Posted by Serious Outcome

Winner: Santa Clause
Why: Anybody who is a true Superman comic reader will know that Superman has a serious weakness to magic, as well as kryptonite and red suns. And Santa is magical.

Originally Posted by Just-Cause Outcome[/QUOTE

Winner: Superman
Why: Because Superman RULES!!!

WARNING: Fenris has allowed me to start this with the caveat of IF ANY FLAMING STARTS, THIS GETS SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
That means NO FLAMING. PERIOD.

Anyway, your first bout:

Duel at high noon:
Clint Eastwood Vs. John Wayne.