Let's Play - Golden Sun - Page 5

The Wizard Who Did It · 04-16-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Thadius

Hey guys, give me a rough idea of how much chit-chat and storyline you'd like me to snip out.

Keep in what's humorous (or what you can MAKE humorous) or important.

What's humorous or important? It's your LP.

Although I think I remember GS having repetitive dialogue, so it'd probably be helpful to cut some of that out. Then again, I haven't played the games in years.

Mondt · 04-16-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rokrin

ASS!?

or maybe just TITS!

Tits Pussy Tits Pussy

We should just have Adam D. name our characters!

Thadius · 04-18-2009, 05:53 PM

Urf. FINALLY. After hours of image-grinding, an hour of image-hosting, half an hour of image-tossing, and ten minutes of humor, I bring you your first chapt- wait, what's with that vor-ARRGHLBLAH-

*Blip*

Five more minutes, mom...

Hey, wait, did you just call me-

Something is terribly wrong here.

Yeah, my sense of IDENTITY in my other BODY! Dear god, what's going on?!

Everything I can carry with me, yes.

Let's get the hell outta here!

Ah, yes, Plot. I know just what to do - ignore it.

Shouldn't be too hard, I mean...

All I have to do is go down these stairs and-

Oh. Right. Boulders everywhere. Let's go north.

"Pulling my own panel on-screen is hard..."

After a short talk...

That one's for you, Mondt.

Wait, is that weed? And are those coffee beans? I don't blame ya. Heck, let's stuff our clothes with the stuff!

Oh. Right. Don't wanna go TOWARDS death and destruction.

But I tried tha- wait. There are other routes. I'm so stupid.

Time to smoke some weed and ignore more Plot!

Oh. Wait, that looks kinda important and deadly. Such an item might be made of pure Plotonium, that element which is attracted to PCs everywhere and can prove fatal in large enough doses. Maybe we should RUN!!! like the man suggests!

I run south, only to find another boulder blocking our alternate route. Something tells me they're being aimed now.

I find even more boulders blocking alternate pathways and hear odd moaning.

Wait. You mean to tell me ALL THE MONSTERS IN THE WORLD had been contained by this ONE FENCE, and now that it's smashed, they're free?

Damn, we're stupid. We shoulda built a wall.

Naw. I mean, the rock missed you, and I'm a little kid. I couldn't kill you before you could run away, much as I might like to.

DID YOU NOT JUST LISTEN TO ME?!

Oh, great, 'monsters,' what, like your pet dog?

It...it looks like a Marill...can I use a pokeball on it?

HELL YEAH! (For those of you that don't know, this means that Beef and I essentially get to murder the fuzzy blue bastard in our first turn and it can do nothing about it. The other two battle modifiers are 'Your party was caught by surprise,' which means they get to kill US first, and then there's the normal battle modifier of nothing special. It might be speed-based or luck-based, or it could just be totally random. I have no clue.)

Bats. Why did it have to be bats?

The shrooms...they walk...(Also, take note, that if more than one of the same enemy show up, they get a number stuck on to the end.)

I run south of my house to find the stone stairs I was supposed to use at the beginning of this, only to get a boulder lobbed in front of me. Fuck you, mother nature, fuck you.

We run across to the other side and break out only a little weed this time. It might be important.

Wait...he's named Why? That...reminds me of someone...

Yes! Drown, you little bastard, drown and save us all a lot of trouble!

Well in my opinion, he simply couldn't hold on any longer and-

Aw dammit. He's back up.

"Serious psychological help."

Dear Lord, they're eating her!

And they aren't using any herbs or spices or anything! They're just eating her!

Aw crap, mom caught me smoking weed. Beef, you're my fall guy.

Mom takes a bite out of Beef before I can pry her off. Are all the grown-ups cannibals or something? Did I just miss the memo?

Dammit, I need rocks to throw at this kid. It would make my life easier.

Wonder what these signs mean? You'll find out later.

What...what is that man DOING to that rock? No, scratch that, I don't wanna know. Hey, buddy, that's something you do in PRIVATE!

Oh dear lord, Beef! No! I have to pry Beef off his grandpa's face in his weed-induced hallucination.

Huh? Who-

OH DEAR LORD, PUT IT AWAY!

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!

My priorities are re-arranged as I attempt to save the half-eaten girl from being further consumed by the elderly.

Yeah, I'll pick out a path, all right. And I'll watch the boulders fall on his head too.

"We brought a creepy man with us!"
GET HIM OUT FROM BEHIND ME, HE STILL DIDN'T PUT IT AWAY.

Oh great, mom's eating someone else...

Look at that. See that right there? Even though she's been half-eaten by the grown-ups, she's still polite towards them. That is what we call being a goddamn moron.

"Well I found a creepy man that might be thinking of sodomizing your son."
GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.

Oh sure, NOW he zips up.

Yeah, I don't know why we're doing this either.

Suddenly everyone runs for cover.

"God?"

"RUN COWARDS, I HUNGER!"
~~Sinistar~~ The Mt. Aleph Boulder has come, we're all fucked.

Dad...dad's dead.
Dammit, I know he was just an NPC, I knew this was coming, but every time I see it happen, I choke up.

I...I need to be alone.

Crap, I forgot the weed...

Man, those guys could use some of it, though.

Hmm. 'Sol Sanctum' = 'Sanctuary of the sun'. The sun has quite a bit of fury behind it, so I think the very NAME would have been a clue.

Remember, an evil miracle is still a miracle.

Generally, switches in ancient temples are always traps.

Wait...you guys did all this? The boulders, the rain, the...the death of dad?

I said I wanted to be alone, Beef!

Aw crap, they noticed me. This won't end well.

Well you were talking kinda loudly...

Well they won't stop, so I've got no choice, really.

No problem, I'm young and my memory is kinda messed up anyway. I'm sure what you said will be erased by the fact that my dad died.

Oh wait, you're responsible for that too. No, it's burned in there now.

Gee, that's awfully nice of you. What, you got some prescription drugs for that?

HOLY FUCK that was fast! How'd you jump down so quick?

Ah, I see. It was the power of Extreme Jerk-

Yeah, they raped me very quickly.

And fueled by the souls of two dead children, these people take off with the powers of Jerkdom.

JERKS AWAY!

Next time - Apocalypse NOW! Starring the dead, the damned, and the Jerks!

Regulus Tera · 04-18-2009, 06:10 PM

I approve of the name choices shown so far.

I don't know why the hell OMNOM makes me so giddy.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 04-18-2009, 06:14 PM

Wouldn't your next title be called, Apocalypse Now: Rejerk

Anyway, good chapter Thad.

Sir Pinkleton · 04-19-2009, 10:30 PM

Indeed! Much guffaws to be had.

And OMNOMNOMNOM. :p

PyrosNine · 04-20-2009, 08:39 AM

If someone does do the sequel using the code transfer, it will be a very, very awkward game.

Thadius · 04-20-2009, 01:23 PM

Oh, awkward won't be the half of it. You've only seen four names so far.

Thadius · 04-25-2009, 03:40 PM

Hey guys, remember this thing I was doing? Yeah, I'm still doing it. You'll get an update with pictures sometime in the middle of next week. In the meantime...

~~Fred~~Thad's Journal.

I have been here for three years now. I have to keep reminding myself that although everyone around here calls me Fred, I am Thadius. It's not as easy as you may think.

I've been attempting to learn the magic of this land, 'Psynergy,' as they call it, but all I can do is give myself a migraine. I can't even use Move, but Beef said he'd try to learn that as well.

I do seem to have a green thumb, though. The coffee beans and weed that I salvaged as a kid have grown. I'm considering running my own coffee shop out of my home, along with selling weed on the black market. Hey, gotta make the money somehow.

The local scholar, Kraden, has been teaching me, Beef, and OMNOM the basics of Alchemy, Psynergy, the Elements...it's pretty interesting stuff, but I can't actually USE it. I just hope that one day I'll find a way to get back home.

Kraden's asked the three of us to go with him on a little trip up Mt. Aleph. Personally, I want nothing to do with the place, since it housed a boulder that killed 'Dad,' and OMNOM feels the same, I'm sure. However, Kraden has said that this trip could help him finish his lessons with us, and frankly, if I have to endure one more day of his voice, I'll tear my ears off. So tomorrow we scale the mountain.

PyrosNine · 04-25-2009, 05:47 PM

Journal of ~~Felix~~/Why?!:

This morning was sobering. I had made them promise....well, not to be themselves. The very act of what we were doing was so sensitive, the people I was working with had caused so much so far already....there was too much that could go wrong.

I myself had decided to hide myself as best as I could, fearful of recognition. As to this extent, I have decided to allow myself to be called by the stupid name my companions have given me, "Why?" It was originally a mockery of my incessant questions, especially as to why everything could be solved peacefully and reasonably without being a jerkass, but they couldn't see any other way to go about it.

But I too have become set on my mission, and I shall wear this name and identity like a mask....

04-18-2009, 05:53 PM	#43
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Chapter 1 - Cannibals, Sinistar, and Jerkdom. Urf. FINALLY. After hours of image-grinding, an hour of image-hosting, half an hour of image-tossing, and ten minutes of humor, I bring you your first chapt- wait, what's with that vor-ARRGHLBLAH- Blip Five more minutes, mom... Hey, wait, did you just call me- Something is terribly wrong here. Yeah, my sense of IDENTITY in my other BODY! Dear god, what's going on?! Everything I can carry with me, yes. Let's get the hell outta here! Ah, yes, Plot. I know just what to do - ignore it. Shouldn't be too hard, I mean... All I have to do is go down these stairs and- Oh. Right. Boulders everywhere. Let's go north. "Pulling my own panel on-screen is hard..." After a short talk... That one's for you, Mondt. Wait, is that weed? And are those coffee beans? I don't blame ya. Heck, let's stuff our clothes with the stuff! Oh. Right. Don't wanna go TOWARDS death and destruction. But I tried tha- wait. There are other routes. I'm so stupid. Time to smoke some weed and ignore more Plot! Oh. Wait, that looks kinda important and deadly. Such an item might be made of pure Plotonium, that element which is attracted to PCs everywhere and can prove fatal in large enough doses. Maybe we should RUN!!! like the man suggests! I run south, only to find another boulder blocking our alternate route. Something tells me they're being aimed now. I find even more boulders blocking alternate pathways and hear odd moaning. Wait. You mean to tell me ALL THE MONSTERS IN THE WORLD had been contained by this ONE FENCE, and now that it's smashed, they're free? Damn, we're stupid. We shoulda built a wall. Naw. I mean, the rock missed you, and I'm a little kid. I couldn't kill you before you could run away, much as I might like to. DID YOU NOT JUST LISTEN TO ME?! Oh, great, 'monsters,' what, like your pet dog? It...it looks like a Marill...can I use a pokeball on it? HELL YEAH! (For those of you that don't know, this means that Beef and I essentially get to murder the fuzzy blue bastard in our first turn and it can do nothing about it. The other two battle modifiers are 'Your party was caught by surprise,' which means they get to kill US first, and then there's the normal battle modifier of nothing special. It might be speed-based or luck-based, or it could just be totally random. I have no clue.) Bats. Why did it have to be bats? The shrooms...they walk...(Also, take note, that if more than one of the same enemy show up, they get a number stuck on to the end.) I run south of my house to find the stone stairs I was supposed to use at the beginning of this, only to get a boulder lobbed in front of me. Fuck you, mother nature, fuck you. We run across to the other side and break out only a little weed this time. It might be important. Wait...he's named Why? That...reminds me of someone... Yes! Drown, you little bastard, drown and save us all a lot of trouble! Well in my opinion, he simply couldn't hold on any longer and- Aw dammit. He's back up. "Serious psychological help." Dear Lord, they're eating her! And they aren't using any herbs or spices or anything! They're just eating her! Aw crap, mom caught me smoking weed. Beef, you're my fall guy. Mom takes a bite out of Beef before I can pry her off. Are all the grown-ups cannibals or something? Did I just miss the memo? Dammit, I need rocks to throw at this kid. It would make my life easier. Wonder what these signs mean? You'll find out later. What...what is that man DOING to that rock? No, scratch that, I don't wanna know. Hey, buddy, that's something you do in PRIVATE! Oh dear lord, Beef! No! I have to pry Beef off his grandpa's face in his weed-induced hallucination. Huh? Who- OH DEAR LORD, PUT IT AWAY! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS! My priorities are re-arranged as I attempt to save the half-eaten girl from being further consumed by the elderly. Yeah, I'll pick out a path, all right. And I'll watch the boulders fall on his head too. "We brought a creepy man with us!" GET HIM OUT FROM BEHIND ME, HE STILL DIDN'T PUT IT AWAY. Oh great, mom's eating someone else... Look at that. See that right there? Even though she's been half-eaten by the grown-ups, she's still polite towards them. That is what we call being a goddamn moron. "Well I found a creepy man that might be thinking of sodomizing your son." GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. Oh sure, NOW he zips up. Yeah, I don't know why we're doing this either. Suddenly everyone runs for cover. "God?" "RUN COWARDS, I HUNGER!" ~~Sinistar~~ The Mt. Aleph Boulder has come, we're all fucked. Dad...dad's dead. Dammit, I know he was just an NPC, I knew this was coming, but every time I see it happen, I choke up. I...I need to be alone. Crap, I forgot the weed... Man, those guys could use some of it, though. Hmm. 'Sol Sanctum' = 'Sanctuary of the sun'. The sun has quite a bit of fury behind it, so I think the very NAME would have been a clue. Remember, an evil miracle is still a miracle. Generally, switches in ancient temples are always traps. Wait...you guys did all this? The boulders, the rain, the...the death of dad? I said I wanted to be alone, Beef! Aw crap, they noticed me. This won't end well. Well you were talking kinda loudly... Well they won't stop, so I've got no choice, really. No problem, I'm young and my memory is kinda messed up anyway. I'm sure what you said will be erased by the fact that my dad died. Oh wait, you're responsible for that too. No, it's burned in there now. Gee, that's awfully nice of you. What, you got some prescription drugs for that? HOLY FUCK that was fast! How'd you jump down so quick? Ah, I see. It was the power of Extreme Jerk- Yeah, they raped me very quickly. And fueled by the souls of two dead children, these people take off with the powers of Jerkdom. JERKS AWAY! Next time - Apocalypse NOW! Starring the dead, the damned, and the Jerks! __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-18-2009, 06:14 PM	#45
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Wouldn't your next title be called, Apocalypse Now: Rejerk Anyway, good chapter Thad. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

04-20-2009, 08:39 AM	#47
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	If someone does do the sequel using the code transfer, it will be a very, very awkward game. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

04-20-2009, 01:23 PM	#48
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Oh, awkward won't be the half of it. You've only seen four names so far. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-25-2009, 03:40 PM	#49
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Hey guys, remember this thing I was doing? Yeah, I'm still doing it. You'll get an update with pictures sometime in the middle of next week. In the meantime... ~~Fred~~Thad's Journal. I have been here for three years now. I have to keep reminding myself that although everyone around here calls me Fred, I am Thadius. It's not as easy as you may think. I've been attempting to learn the magic of this land, 'Psynergy,' as they call it, but all I can do is give myself a migraine. I can't even use Move, but Beef said he'd try to learn that as well. I do seem to have a green thumb, though. The coffee beans and weed that I salvaged as a kid have grown. I'm considering running my own coffee shop out of my home, along with selling weed on the black market. Hey, gotta make the money somehow. The local scholar, Kraden, has been teaching me, Beef, and OMNOM the basics of Alchemy, Psynergy, the Elements...it's pretty interesting stuff, but I can't actually USE it. I just hope that one day I'll find a way to get back home. Kraden's asked the three of us to go with him on a little trip up Mt. Aleph. Personally, I want nothing to do with the place, since it housed a boulder that killed 'Dad,' and OMNOM feels the same, I'm sure. However, Kraden has said that this trip could help him finish his lessons with us, and frankly, if I have to endure one more day of his voice, I'll tear my ears off. So tomorrow we scale the mountain. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

04-18-2009, 06:10 PM	#44
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	I approve of the name choices shown so far. I don't know why the hell OMNOM makes me so giddy.

04-19-2009, 10:30 PM	#46
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	Indeed! Much guffaws to be had. And OMNOMNOMNOM. :p

04-25-2009, 05:47 PM	#50
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Journal of ~~Felix~~/Why?!: This morning was sobering. I had made them promise....well, not to be themselves. The very act of what we were doing was so sensitive, the people I was working with had caused so much so far already....there was too much that could go wrong. I myself had decided to hide myself as best as I could, fearful of recognition. As to this extent, I have decided to allow myself to be called by the stupid name my companions have given me, "Why?" It was originally a mockery of my incessant questions, especially as to why everything could be solved peacefully and reasonably without being a jerkass, but they couldn't see any other way to go about it. But I too have become set on my mission, and I shall wear this name and identity like a mask.... __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!