Looking for Crew - Page 5

Melfice · 04-22-2009, 03:00 PM

Also, clarification, NPF1 is the ship's number in the fleet.
'Cause that's the way we roll, baby!

Secondly, you were close, Osterbum.
Finnish navy ships are prefixed with FNS. Which stands for Finnish Navy Ship.

Thirdly, we'll sail under our own flag. We're NPF, we pledge allegiance only to ourselves! (When we're not busy ripping eachother's throats out)
As such, our ship will be prefixed with NPNS: Nuklear Power Naval Ship.

Fourthly, I'm having way to much fun with this.

Fifthly, how about the "NPNS Nuklear Death"?

Si Civa · 04-22-2009, 03:06 PM

East bum and the Easter buns. The most adorable pirates of the century who fight for lollipops and whose journey is to find Neverland and pull trigger when they have that greeny fairie boy in their sight. And hey, it's either Link or Peter Pan, you pick! You have the power!

But seriously, Titanic isn't nothing when compared to this one.

Osterbaum · 04-22-2009, 03:16 PM

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Finnish navy ships are prefixed with FNS. Which stands for Finnish Navy Ship.

You actually went and googled that? Just had to best me in the knowledge of my own country and it's military! For your information, I am an army man! I am no sailor or coastal jaeger (I suppose you could call them "marines" for clarity).

Melfice · 04-22-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

You actually went and googled that? Just had to best me in the knowledge of my own country and it's military!

I wouldn't be a good arch-nemesis if I didn't try to best you at every opportunity!

PyrosNine · 04-22-2009, 03:21 PM

I agree upon this act, as this means that a Ninja's work can be legitimized even MORE.

"We of the Flippin' Awesome Dragon Clan humbly request a marque of the writ, for the honorable execution of the disarmament (and dislegament) of the dishonorable pirates of Somalia."

"Do you have prior military experience?"

"Yes."

"Can you describe it?"

"No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you."

"Any prior government affiliations?"

"Yes."

"Can you describe them?"

"No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you."

"Do you even have a boat?"

"BWAHAHAHahahahaAHAHAHahaha*!! Ninjas on boats! BAHAHAHAaaha!!!**"

"Is that a no?"

"Yes."

*Creepily quiet laughter.
** I mean it, really creepy. You'd piss yourself.

Aerozord · 04-22-2009, 03:23 PM

NP-FU

Melfice · 04-22-2009, 03:28 PM

Osterbaum and I have decided to name the ship the "NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh".

Osterbaum · 04-22-2009, 03:29 PM

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Osterbaum and I have decided to name the ship the "NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh".

I am Osterbaum and I agree with this message.

Funka Genocide · 04-22-2009, 03:38 PM

pirates are thieves, and murderers. And cheats and liars, and they have bad hygiene. But what's really most important about pirates is this, that they have boats and/or ships.

Calling a non-seafaring ne'er do well a pirate is totally bogus.

Sailors of all sorts are the natural enemies of pirates. It is writ in the starry skies or something.

Ninjas don't really even factor into it. Ninjas are just a bed time story that pirates tell their pirate-babies to scare them.

they do this often, for they are scum and enjoy the frightening of children above all else save murder and sodomy.

they really, really like sodomy.

but more to the point, do you know how much even a busted old Spruance class destroyer costs?

you guys are going to need to save your recyclables.

Pip Boy · 04-22-2009, 04:21 PM

Why don't we just name it something Ninja themed? That way it'd show how serious we are about being way better than pirates.

04-22-2009, 03:21 PM	#45
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	I agree upon this act, as this means that a Ninja's work can be legitimized even MORE. "We of the Flippin' Awesome Dragon Clan humbly request a marque of the writ, for the honorable execution of the disarmament (and dislegament) of the dishonorable pirates of Somalia." "Do you have prior military experience?" "Yes." "Can you describe it?" "No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you." "Any prior government affiliations?" "Yes." "Can you describe them?" "No. Otherwise, I'd have to kill you." "Do you even have a boat?" "BWAHAHAHahahahaAHAHAHahaha!! Ninjas on boats! BAHAHAHAaaha!!!" "Is that a no?" "Yes." Creepily quiet laughter. I mean it, really creepy. You'd piss yourself. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!**

04-22-2009, 03:23 PM	#46
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	NP-FU __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

04-22-2009, 03:00 PM	#41
Melfice Vigilo - Confido Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,846	Also, clarification, NPF1 is the ship's number in the fleet. 'Cause that's the way we roll, baby! Secondly, you were close, Osterbum. Finnish navy ships are prefixed with FNS. Which stands for Finnish Navy Ship. Thirdly, we'll sail under our own flag. We're NPF, we pledge allegiance only to ourselves! (When we're not busy ripping eachother's throats out) As such, our ship will be prefixed with NPNS: Nuklear Power Naval Ship. Fourthly, I'm having way to much fun with this. Fifthly, how about the "NPNS Nuklear Death"?

04-22-2009, 03:06 PM	#42
Si Civa Nothing's gonna change my world Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,078	East bum and the Easter buns. The most adorable pirates of the century who fight for lollipops and whose journey is to find Neverland and pull trigger when they have that greeny fairie boy in their sight. And hey, it's either Link or Peter Pan, you pick! You have the power! But seriously, Titanic isn't nothing when compared to this one.

04-22-2009, 03:28 PM	#47
Melfice Vigilo - Confido Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,846	Osterbaum and I have decided to name the ship the "NPNS Look out for the blehblehbleh".

04-22-2009, 03:38 PM	#49
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	pirates are thieves, and murderers. And cheats and liars, and they have bad hygiene. But what's really most important about pirates is this, that they have boats and/or ships. Calling a non-seafaring ne'er do well a pirate is totally bogus. Sailors of all sorts are the natural enemies of pirates. It is writ in the starry skies or something. Ninjas don't really even factor into it. Ninjas are just a bed time story that pirates tell their pirate-babies to scare them. they do this often, for they are scum and enjoy the frightening of children above all else save murder and sodomy. they really, really like sodomy. but more to the point, do you know how much even a busted old Spruance class destroyer costs? you guys are going to need to save your recyclables.

04-22-2009, 04:21 PM	#50
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Why don't we just name it something Ninja themed? That way it'd show how serious we are about being way better than pirates.