Star Wars: Chapter Negative 35, Spice Lords of Naboo (Team Not-So Good)

[Dauntasa]

"I got him," said George, lifting the guard by the arms. "Damn, this guy weighs a bloody ton. Norlan, you get his legs."

[Krylo]

As Norlan finished his little shpiel Jack walked up and pointed dramatically toward him, "Hey, now, who's the captain of this here crew?" he asked, before grabbing the front of his prison garment and giving it a quick pull, answering his own question before anyone else could, "That's right. I am. That's CAPTAIN Jack Morisy, thankyouverymuch, and I'll give the orders, here."

"Now then," he said, looking about as George and Norlan went about moving the unconscious guard into one of the cells, "Liflo, you get up in front with the lovely Mixari, I'll take place right behind her... er... because it's in the middle, and that way you can all hear my orders, of course. And, George, if you'd be so kind as to stay toward the rear and guard the back? Thank you, yes, well then. Drop off that body and let's be on our way. The sooner we get off of this terrible planet the better, eh?"

"...And I've got some questions for our former employer, that need asking sooner than later..." his voice taking a slightly darker tone.

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A few moments, and a couple close calls, of following the blue line later, the group came upon what seemed to be a deserted hallway, that is until a rather large guard walked out of a side door and looked over the group, before quickly unslinging his rifle and aiming it straight at Liflo's head, "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOI--AHHHH"

And then he collapsed into a twitching mess, a bright chrome T5 astromech droid behind him with his electroprod out. He emitted a few beeps and whistles, eliciting the entry of a very familiar DU protocol droid, before applying his electroprod to the guard once more, eliciting more twitching from the incapacitated guard.

[rapter200]

Liflo almost shat himself when the rifle was pointed at his head. He gave a small whimper but then a very loud sigh of relief when the guard dropped and behind him stood the droid they were looking for. “Oh you do not know how glad I am to see you” He told the new droid, “You have officially become my new best friend. You saved my life, I would be headless right now if it wasn't for you.” he then started to laugh out of relief to hide how badly he was in shock.

After almost crying he straightened up and looked behind himself. “Live through a near death situation like that and lets see what you do.” he said embarrassed. “Lets just get the hell out of here.” He then looked at DU and his new friend while asking “Do you have any idea how we can get out of here.”

[krogothwolf]

Velmont laughed slightly as he saw the guard drop from being shocked by an astromech droid. He then looked up and down the hallway to make sure no one came running at the sound of the guard shouting

"Eh! That guy nearly gave you a shave eh mate! Guess that there disguise of we put ya in doesn't work to well!" He chuckled, "Well least we got 'ere a nice little weapon out of it eh?"

He then patted Liflo on the back before quickly heading over to the man and started patting him down, checking to see if he had anything else worthwhile on him. Another Keycard, weapon, anything really. He also looked for a wallet or money pouch of some kind which he could palm for himself. If I'm going to lose my pistols out of this I'm at least going try to find some damn money.

"Let's see 'ere what else ya got in 'ere mate?" He said to himself as he checked the man over, grinning to himself as he did so.

[Dauntasa]

George bent down and picked up the guard's rifle. "Ah," he said, "Good to have a real weapon again." Turning to DU, he added, "I don't suppose you know where they put our weapons, do you DU?"

[Inbred Chocobo]

"Your weapons. Let me see here, I think I remember rummaging through some stuff kind of like an evidence locker. Let me see here." DU-22 pulled out a small pack, then started handing out to everyone their clothes, their gadgets, and their weapons. "It wasn't too hard to get through here, thanks to our new little buddy here." DU-22 motioned towards T5, who swirled and beeped in appreciation.

"Now don't let it go to your head. We still need to find the ship." DU-22 replied. T5 turned around and beeped once, then made some static noises. "That isn't important right now. Oh yeah, that reminds me, here you go." DU-22 pulls out another pistol, and gets the droid to open up a slot for a pistol. He slides it in, and arms the droid with something a bit more than an electro-prod.

"Okay guys, we still need to find the ship. Shouldn't be too hard, T5 here can pretty much crack any lock and now we should be armed enough to take out what will be on the ship." DU-22 spoke, giving a rundown of what to do next.

[CABAL49]

"DU if my hands weren't full I would hug you." As Norlan strapped his blaster holster to his uniform, tucking the rest of his clothes under his arms.

"A T5 eh? You are a beauty. You probably know the safest way there. I'll follow then."

[krogothwolf]

Velmont smiled bightly for a bit while looking down. He took what he found from the guy and presented them to everyone.

"Got us another Keycard and Electroprod mates!" He said with a grin. "This here guy was nice enough to give em to us, anyone want the Electroprod?"

He placed the electroprod on the ground as he noticed DU searching through a bag and handing out their gear. He walked up to DU and to grabbed his Pistols and armour from the droid with a happy little grin when he got them presented to him.

"My babies! I felt so lonely without ya my dearies!" He said as he spun his guns around while grinning. "I'm a gonna treat ya to an Oil Bath sometime to thank ya for returning my lovelies to me DU! I hated wanderin' around with out 'em. I felt dreadfully unprotected in this damn prison."

He tipped his hat to DU and then quickly put on his cloths, light armour and belt, no way was he walking around in prisoner cloths anymore. Nor was he to concerned about privacy, he wanted to feel protected again. Then spun his guns around a few times before holstering them, how he missed being armed! It was a joy to be able to handle them again. Velmont then turned to everyone again, smiling even wider.

"You're a mighty fine one, DU, mighty fine indeed!" He then looked at Captain Jack. "Well, Cap'n! what be the plan on how we gonna bust on out of 'ere?"

[rapter200]

Liflo gladly took his equipment pack but looked slightly dismayed at the thought of getting back into his armor. He was so free in lighter clothing then in his own. “You know I am going to buy me some light armor, at least I can do something in light armor.” With that he reluctantly got in his armor. It made him feel stiff and immobile after the freedom the guard suite gave.

He looked at everyone while he holstered his pistol, he wasn’t a fighter or at least not in person. Hell this pistol was more for show then practicality, he couldn’t hit the long side of a Sand Crawler with it. Maybe he should have practice more back in basic training. Though the training was weird, they didn’t exactly teach accuracy at the academy, it was more like shoot everything around your enemy, especially if he or she was important. A lot of the troopers felt useless as if they were only there for looks. Lucky for him he was pulled up to the Navy when they saw his full talent.

After that brief conversation with himself Liflo noticed that he was staring off into space. “Wow sorry about that, I was just thinking to myself. Training was weird”. “I’ll take that Electroprod, it would be of more use than this pistol because my aim is terrible. Of course I would never want to be close enough to use the prod but be nice to have.” He told Velmont.

[Inbred Chocobo]

After giving everyone else their stuff back, DU-22 had found that he still contained more loot. T5 rolled up behind him, and beeped out warnings as DU lifted out a heavy repeating blaster. "Seems like quite a find here doesn't it?" DU stated to the astromech, which responded in a condescending swirl. "Yeah, a bit much for me." He left it aside for the rest of the group to argue over. "Another electro-prod. Seeing your handy work with it I think I'll keep that on me." DU stashed it away in a compartment. He took with it a random dagger in the bag as well.

Then he started pulling out grenades. Frag grenades to be exact. "5 in total it seems. I was never one for the explosives, so perhaps the others would like them. Would you like one?" DU offered a grenade to T5, who immediately rolled back bumping into someone. "I guess not." DU then began offering grenades to whoever wanted them. He only had 5, but well he wasn't too big a fan of tossing grenades around in the first place.