Pokemon Umbral Theatre 7: Mating Season Is One of My Best Ideas Yet

[Bard The 5th LW]

She has used too much rage throughout the day.

And she can end Phantomere at any moment, so she's cool for now. Its also pretty hilarious.

[Dracorion]

This seemed appropriate:



Anyway, while Lex would most definitely kill a puppy (or maybe just Krypto the Superdog), he doesn't mess with magical artifacts. He's a scientist.

[Geminex]

Just logging back in to say that that is exactly what Impact would do when no one was looking.
Steal all the cakes.
All of them.

Also, yeah. Let's assume that the leadership handover and the Renny-Impact training session happen before the next mission (with the handover actually only happening right before the mission starts, and as a preliminary thing at first, see my latest PM, bard). We can then flashback it conveniently.

[Dracorion]

Sounds to me like someone's secretly on Hidden mode!

Tsk tsk!

[Astral Harmony]

Yes, have a great flight.

And no, that's not sarcasm. I apologize for offending you. But, for the sake of salvaging anything from my tirade, let me address your anger.

I was afraid of that. Can't do anything to change your mind, obviously. I am calling bullshit, though. If you don't actually want me to put effort into writing, sure. Don't reward me for it. But don't expect me to keep doing so, setting up stuff like this.

There was ultimately no intention for the blood, the staff, or the scythetip to begin with except as little more than trophies. I feel inclined to remind you that there are things that are ridiculous that somehow managed to work and things that are ridiculous that do not work. Becoming evil because a ghost spoke to you through a sharp piece of metal is something that crosses the border.

Pretty much every idea you've ever come up with regarding the development of Impact has been like this. Pokemon Umbral allows for a lot of bizarre shit, but your ideas tend to shoot beyond that nearly invisible border. I ask myself that, out of all the stuff you've ever suggested in regards to character development, which would really help Impact develop. Outside of Impact conquering the world, I didn't find anything. At least nothing that would fit inside the context of the story.

I'm not trying to insult anyone here. And I wonder why you're so angry in the first place. Big deal, the magical scythetip is a lie. There's still the cake. And in the case of Pokemon Umbral, it's a fucking cake buffet.

Also, you're the DM. Fair enough. But stop telling me what my character is and isn't. I haven't declared him evil unilaterally, and if I do it'll be a temporary thing at most. If you wanna argue about my character's morality with me, let's do that here and now. But in absence of actually making any arguments, I'd strongly advise that you let me define my own character, and, like I said, stop telling me what he can and can't be.

I'm not telling you anything about your character that everyone else doesn't already think.

How many discussion threads has it been? This is the same arguement, it's just that instead of Dracorian or Menarker, it's me. But I agree, it is pretty harsh to judge you so decisively so early in the RP. There are still a great many missions to go and an immense number of opportunities for you to develop Impact. But color me dubious. And don't just blame me for thinking that an evil monster is all Impact is going to turn out to be. You've been saying that Impact hasn't shown his true colors for threads and threads and threads, and we're waiting...we're not holding our breath, but we're waiting. If you want to develop Impact, the RP thread is where you do it and you can do it at almost any time. Not here. Not in the PMs. But in the RP thread. Y'wanna make Impact look good? Do a post of him being concerned about everyone else, especially Kurika. That's the shit we've been waiting to see for so long but never have.

Besides, where do you have the room to complain? What about DanteFalcon? I'd love to see how his character develops, but it's hard to do so when he posts maybe once in a blue moon. I want to do a lot of shit for him. I mean, does anybody even know if he picked his Enforcer for that last mission? And how many posts did he make overall? Let's spread the love so that everyone gets their own chance at doing something, not just a small portion of you.

And seriously, mocking me because I want my character to develop believably and not be a 2-dimensional cartoon villain? Pointedly not assisting me in that for no good reason other than "Your character is evil already, regardless of what you say"? That's not just below the motherfucking belt for a DM to do, it's below the soles of my shoes and goes two miles underground to hit the shit that's working in the mineshaft there and still not comprehending the realities of flight.

A man becomes corrupted into being some mastermind because a spooky voice on the other end of a piece of barely-enchanted metal tells him it's a good idea.

You wanna tell me what part of that is supposed to be "believeable character development?"

Geminex, I want to, and actually do, listen to everything you suggest (so long as it's in orange text, usually). And yes, I actually do want to do the things you've suggested. Why do you think there's a sequel planned in the first place? Because you said you wanted to rule the world.

But all things have to fit inside the scope of Pokemon Umbral's story, despite how it seems like the story allows just about everything. No, the scythetip does barely anything. I'm sorry. No, you cannot be a military general. I'm sorry about that, too. If you want to try other things, I'm going to need suggestions just like last time. If there's something that I just cannot allow, then starting an arguement here isn't going to make it happen. And saying that it's bullshit without so much as offering a solution or an alternate idea just takes away the respect any of us have for you.

And yes, we do respect you. Or at least I know I do. I don't like it when someone tells me I'm not being fair, and god knows that when someone tells me that, I'm usually bending over backwards to provide a resolution that everyone can agree on.

[Dracorion]

Sorry, Lex Luthor stole the cake.

[Menarker]

I thought the entire cake buffet was a lie.

Well, the ones not smushed up by Mio landing ass first into them.

[Dracorion]

Also, I don't respect you.

Anyway, I wonder if Mio is going through mating season? On the one hand, she's a Pokebrid. On the other, I don't think Ruin Pokemon go into heat.

[Astral Harmony]

Strangely enough, I didn't even see the picture of Lex Luthor until after the post.

Anyways, I'm very sorry for being a douche, Geminex. I gotta think really hard about it. It's difficult to make a scythetip do something, y'know?

Come to think of it, it'd be easier to make Renny's Togekiss leave its Pokeball when Renny goes to sleep, then have it go pimp bitches on the streets all night.

Togekiss: "Does Togekiss have to Serene Blessing a bitch?"
Prostitute: "That's not much of a threat, Pimpmastah Togekiss."
Togekiss: "Shut up and make my money, you whore!"

[Dracorion]

And now it has to happen.