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Unread 05-29-2011, 04:21 PM   #41
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Here's what you do.

You give it to some hobbit or something.

You put him on a boat headed into the ocean somewhere. Blessed Realm maybe.

You get on a different boat, saying you'll be going with him.

Then, right in the middle of the ocean?

YOU SINK HIM AND HIS GODDAMN RING. Problem solved. No one will ever find it again.
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Unread 05-29-2011, 04:22 PM   #42
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Hobbits have a very high resistance to temptations such as the ring. Remember how Gandalf felt he'd give in if it was simply offered to him, while Bilbo even after decades and alot of use could give it up. Still closer it was to its birth place the stronger its power. Truth is if the rest of the fellowship was with Frodo the whole way its safe bet they would have turned on him along the way

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Here's what you do.

You give it to some hobbit or something.

You put him on a boat headed into the ocean somewhere. Blessed Realm maybe.

You get on a different boat, saying you'll be going with him.

Then, right in the middle of the ocean?

YOU SINK HIM AND HIS GODDAMN RING. Problem solved. No one will ever find it again.
they were considering that idea, but Saron was effectively immortal and the Ring caused fate to conspire so it would be found. Him getting it would be an eventuality
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Unread 05-29-2011, 04:26 PM   #43
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Well yeah, he did expressely ditch them after Boromir tried to take the ring for tht reason.

And surely sauron could fish it up from the ocean. Pretty shitty grand warlord if he can't.
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Didn't it already end up in a river once and then Gollum ended up with it?
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Ugh...reading this and mentions of Gandalf being Sauron and stuff...ugh. >_< Let's set the record straight shall we? Could someone versed in the Lord Of The Rings lore (book and movie and the differences between the two) please stand up and explain this? I could but I'd have to spend the entire night going through the internet to find the stuff.

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Unread 05-29-2011, 04:37 PM   #46
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Hell, SecretSauron wouldn't even touch the ring cuz he knew it'd seduce him if he did.
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Unread 05-29-2011, 04:44 PM   #47
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So i guess we can agree that the One Ring is the perfect McGuffin by design
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Ugh...reading this and mentions of Gandalf being Sauron and stuff...ugh. >_< Let's set the record straight shall we? Could someone versed in the Lord Of The Rings lore (book and movie and the differences between the two) please stand up and explain this? I could but I'd have to spend the entire night going through the internet to find the stuff.
Before I was a scientist I was a literary theorist and have seen the original LOTR manuscripts. I can confirm that every instance of "Gandalf" in the final text was original written "Sauronteeheheheheeee Gandalf"
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Before I was a scientist I was a literary theorist and have seen the original LOTR manuscripts. I can confirm that every instance of "Gandalf" in the final text was original written "Sauronteeheheheheeee Gandalf"
There is a huge difference between the original manuscripts the author uses to start working on an idea and the finished product. What was originally intended could be thrown out because it makes no sense to the overall story.

Than there is the characters writing the story or the story writing the characters. This can affect what becomes the finished product in literature.

So you may have read the original manuscripts for the LOTR and happen to have been a Literary Theorist but I write and understand the mind of a writer. I just don't publish because I've got nothing worth publishing yet anywhere (even at FF.net).
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He's not serious.

It's a joke.

IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO ME CONCLUSIVELY.
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