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Unread 01-03-2012, 10:57 PM   #41
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Unread 01-04-2012, 08:11 PM   #42
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The Clearly-Not-A-Dragon... says something?





And Blinky's world turns into fire and ash.





'This wouldn't be nearly so bad if it was me being responsible for the fire and ash.'





May as well follow the guy into the tower. You get the impression that staying outside is slightly more hazardous to your health than a beheading.





"I'm pretty sure they can burn down towers though. Hang on, why the hell are we cooped in here with only one exit? How are we supposed to avoid becoming Clearly-Not-A-Dragon fodder?"





"Yeah, and become even more obvious for Mr. Big Flappy Wings to do a Flyby Chomp on us? No thanks."





"OK FINE I'M GOING."
Rather more quietly to himself,
"Then I'm going straight back downstairs, so while it's focused on you I can e-"





"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"





"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"





"eeeeeeeeeeeeeoh. Oh good."
'Well, that's one problem solved at least.'





'Since the incredible weight between my legs has now become smeared all over my legs, I should be able to spread my wings and show that imposter how a real dragon flies.'





'Oh godsdamnit ow. Was hoping I'd grown some wings in the single minute between... er... gliding down here and that Clearly-Not-A-Dragon first appearing.'





'GO AWAY'





'Thank you. See, things go much smoother for everyone when they actually listen to me. Besides, this guy has more armour than that Blitzcape wotsit. He should be a better meat shield if Flappy Face decides to flambé us... at least for another half second.'





Ever the perpetual complainer,
"Oh godsdamnit what are you thinking we're not going to fight that thing. The claws! The teeth!"





'Staying well back. Gotta focus. Hnnnnnnnnnnrggh no they're still not growing.'





"OH COME ON. GO "YOL TOOR SHUL" SOME OTHER DOUCHEBAG. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO ME FOR SHOWING YOU HOW TO BE A PROPER DRAGON YOU FAKEY NOT-DRAGON."





You casually check to see if Vadhar's also made a mess down his legs.
'If anyone asks, I'm marking my territory. SpikesAndScales is clearly invading my personal space, when he's already got lots and lots of sky he can fly around in and randomly torch.'





'If anyone owns my legs, it's me. Not even for those six months when that pointy-eared guy was whipping me for no reason while I squatted in his... my house. He couldn't even get my name right. It's 'Nergil', not 'Slave'. What kind of idiot can't get simple names right?'





'Yes! Keep firing arrows at Bob. Thank you for helping expedite my escape by sacrificing yourself to him. If WingsAndFlames is full from snacking on humans, he'll be too full to consider eating a tasty dragon like me, and thus will preserve my life.'





'That's assuming he doesn't have a bottomless stomach like me. He's doing a good job at impersonating a true dragon. He might be able to eat a hundred humans and still not be satisfied, just like me.'





'Eh? That isn't the plan, guys. I sneak out of here somewhere, while you stick yourself on skewers and do an enticing dance.'





'I really should get moving now.'





'I don't want El Douchebag Grande giving me flying lessons.'





Who will make the better meat shield for Blinky in case of impromptu barbecues within Helgen Keep?
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Unread 01-04-2012, 08:18 PM   #43
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You're switching between second- and first-person narration in a few places. It's awkward.
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Unread 01-04-2012, 08:26 PM   #44
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Well, Blinky's an awkward dragon, but yeah I'll try to define speech, thoughts and narration better. I'm not too experienced with this whole 'writing' shebang.
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Yeah, I noticed that too. It's slightly akward to follow when you keep switching around who exactly "you" is reffering to.

As for the choice; Go with the armoured Imperial. I haven't seen anybody side with him yet at this point and I have serious doubts as to the bravery/combat skills of our character.
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Ralof. He'd have more meat on him.
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Unread 01-04-2012, 08:47 PM   #47
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Side with Hadvar because you can take almost everything from the blacksmith's place (including some steel and iron ingots) in Riverwood with no consequences.
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Following Ralof does grant slightly better heavy armor as one of the guards you must kill is an Imperial Captain, which means you can pick up the Imperial Armor, which gives very helpful protection in the early part of the game. After continuing to Riverwood, Gerdur will give you her housekey.

If you side with Hadvar you are free to take the pile of iron and steel ingots which spawn next to the workbench outside the house, giving your character a better weapon from the start if you have steel smithing. You can also take some armor and weapons next to the grindstone.
I've personally always gone with the Imperial for the free smithing stuff (especially since I tend to play types that prefer light armor). Up to you though.
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