Idea -Nuklear Science Theater 75000

[akaSM]

If a marathon of movies ever comes, we need Dr Giggles (one liner: the movie), Spontaneous Combustion (Pyros in charge of reality: the movie), Santa's Slay and more like those :3

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If anyone has any specific requests for a Halloween week stream, let me know. I'm still just winging it at this point.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Prepping a stream right now. Same place as always.

"The Mummy" (1959)

In the 1890s a team of British archaeologists discover the untouched tomb of Princess Ananka but accidentally bring the mummified body of her High Priest back to life. Three years later back in England a follower of the same Egyptian religion unleashes the mummy to exact grisly revenge on the despoilers of the sacred past.

[PyrosNine]

My review for the mummy. 1959

So there's this family of English d-bag's, right? They're archaeologists, and they decide to rob an ancient tomb because they are enlightened brits.

They find a priestess's tomb, and one of them finds the scroll of the dead/life and he's like, "We should probably get everybody else here so we can read this thing." and the rest of them leave, and then he goes and reads it by himself because he's a d-bag.

Then he goes mad and screams, because he was obviously attacked by a mummy.

He goes home, and when he finally stops being a pansy, he tells his son that he was attacked by a mummy.

The son's all, "I don't believe you dad, I believe in science and reality, Mummies are silly!"

Then a mummy kills his dad. And the son's like, "Well, okay, Mummies can probably exist. But not anything else magical, that's beyond the realm of possibility."

Then, the police officer comes and takes stock of the story, and says "Okay, I'll look into this, just let due process and law occur and this egyptian mummy dressed guy will get arrested."

The d-bag son is like, "F---- that, I'm gonna go to his house, insult his ancient customs, assert British dominance, mock his religion because magic can't exist despite my explicit belief that there are in fact, mummies BECAUSE ENGLAAAND and PROGGRESSSS"

Then when the police officer is like, "F---, you dumb sh--, now you've just forced his hand, he has to try and kill you now."

And the bad guy's like "Yeah, what he said, I was actually gonna leave town once your pop was dead, but after that? My mummies gonna cap yo' @ss."

ANd then it turns out the mummy thinks the d-bag's hot wife looks like the lady he got cursed into mummyhood for, and relents in killing Banning because hey, reincarnated hot wife, right? Defeats smart, educated shining example of modern day Egyptian when he realizes that the mummy might start thinking with his mummyfied member, and attempts to prevent it by killing hot wife.

So mummy saves the day, saving hot wife, and making sure nobody has to die again, even grabbing secret scroll so no one else can summon up any mummies, so happy end, right?

But no, d-bag has no such kindness in him because he is a d-bag. So he makes his wife pretend to be reincarnated love, and then tricks mummy into death.

Everyone in chat is like, BAD ENDING! Why did the villain win?

[phil_]

The film Pyros describes and my reaction to it is almost exactly the same as Alligator, except Alligator ended with Ramon Jr. being flushed into the sewers to, ideally, seek revenge on Ramon's killers. Mummy had no one to avenge him.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

All this movie made me think of is when we were going to get a good bog mummy movie. Sure, it had a bog and a mummy, but it was a normal ol' Egyptian mummy.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Stream going up

Chopping Mall (1986)



A group of teenagers that work at the mall all get together for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock down before they can get out, The robot security system activates after a malfunction and goes on a killing spree. One by one the three bots try to rid the mall of the "Intruders". The only weapons the kids can use are the supplies in other stores. Or...if they can make it till morning when the mall opens back up

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Alright, I need a break from Scream Fortress 2. You know what that means?

FLAMING DOOM

Volcano (1997)



Something unspeakably chilling is ultimately starting to heat up at The City of Los Angles! Beneath the famed La Brea Tar Pits, a raging volcano has formed, raining a storm of deadly fire bombs and an endless tide of white-hot lava upon the stunned city!

[Flarecobra]

Stream was fun. Discovered some interesting facts about Shyria.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fuck vampires. That is all.

Van Helsing (2004)



Van Helsing is in the world to rid all evil, even if not everyone agrees with him. The Vatican send the monster hunter and his ally, Carl to Transylvania. They have been sent to this land to stop the powerful Count Dracula. Whilst, here they join forces with a Gypsy Princess called Anna Valerious, who is determined to end an ancient curse on her family, by destroying the vampire. They just don't know how!