Cheeto for Sale... - Page 5

G.I.R. · 08-25-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaumaturge

I hope for your sake that "YOINK!" doesn't refer to your attempting to steal my soul. Trust me, you don't want to do that.

You can run, but you cannot hide...

Hrm... :checks: D'oh... this isn't his soul... it's his... Oooo.. wallet! Hellooo new stuff!

:takes all the cash and hands the wallet to Osterbaum then runs:

MasterOfMagic · 08-25-2004, 03:34 PM

Selling souls. Hmmmm.......I think I'll stay away from that one. Someone might run away with mine while we're negotiating. I want to many things.

As for the Cheeto, Its man shaped. And the one beside it looks like it could be his walking stick. Maybe the guy is a soul peddler? That would be weird.

Osterbaum · 08-26-2004, 01:41 AM

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:takes all the cash and hands the wallet to Osterbaum then runs:

Hey...I can use this to store small souls. Besides it seems to have one inside allready. Guess Thaumas kept his stolen souls here...NEENER NEENER NEENER!

Sithdarth · 08-26-2004, 02:01 AM

What you all don't know is a long time ago a created a machine that harvested every soul in existance, don't worry you didn't feel it and there was no way to stop it, and immediatly replaced with a perfect counterfit. I own the true souls of everyone. Don't worry though I only sell them on days that end in y and to entities who's name begins with S and ends with N. Mine got replaced as well which is strange because I didn't think I had one to begin with.

E-bay is a strange and wonderful place. It is also very scary. You could get everything you need to do dome serious damage with a bomb or chemicals and it would be hard to trace since the government doesn't keep close tabs on E-bay. At least not as close as some of the stuff you can find deserves.

EVILNess · 08-26-2004, 02:34 AM

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What is the going rate for souls these days, anyway?

In my day, we had to really give something to get a soul... No-one seems to want knowledge of the arcane arts anymore, or eternal life, anymore. Now it's all money, money, money...

Come down to my home town Thaumaturge. We play Janken for souls. It's really a good feeling to walk up to a random person and say "Rock-Paper-Scissors for your soul?" When they lose I ask them to sign this sheet of paper for future reference. If they win I smile and walk away, maybe to try again later. Its amazing how little people listen.

Last count I had 46 souls. The friend who got me started doing this has over 500.

I still wonder what I am gonna do with them. Maybe find the person 5 years from now and call them up and say "I got your soul!" Ha that would be funny.

Thaumaturge · 08-26-2004, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sithdarth

What you all don't know is a long time ago a created a machine that harvested every soul in existance, don't worry you didn't feel it and there was no way to stop it, and immediatly replaced with a perfect counterfit

What you don't know is that I once stumbled upon you while you were readying a shipment. I recognised my soul, and made a quick switch while you weren't looking. I then immediately placed it under the surveillance that I use now, whch most certainly can detect fakes. Don't worry, I snagged your soul long before that, which is why you thought that you didn't have one. I'm afraid, though, that it was one of the ones in the wallet that Osterbaum just got, so you'll have to go to him to get it back.

Dante · 08-26-2004, 06:27 AM

I lost my soul to kawaii musume avatars and cute kittens a while back. Fortunately, the solution was simple.

I ate them.

Now my soul's back with me.

Thaumaturge · 08-26-2004, 06:33 AM

You eat kittens!?!

And I thought that I could be evil...

Dante · 08-26-2004, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Thaumaturge

You eat kittens!?!

And I thought that I could be evil...

Fools! None may be as evil as I!

Though admittedly, I did not actually eat them, I more or less "bit" them with a pair of false teeth and kept them in my room as a last-ditch defense against invading ninja fangirls...

G.I.R. · 08-26-2004, 02:00 PM

I never had a soul... I'm a robot.

Want a cupcake?

08-26-2004, 06:27 AM	#47
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	I lost my soul to kawaii musume avatars and cute kittens a while back. Fortunately, the solution was simple. I ate them. Now my soul's back with me. Last edited by Dante; 08-26-2004 at 06:31 AM.

08-26-2004, 06:33 AM	#48
Thaumaturge Magikoopa Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,767	You eat kittens!?! And I thought that I could be evil... __________________ Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!! ahem. sorry.

08-25-2004, 03:34 PM	#42
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	Selling souls. Hmmmm.......I think I'll stay away from that one. Someone might run away with mine while we're negotiating. I want to many things. As for the Cheeto, Its man shaped. And the one beside it looks like it could be his walking stick. Maybe the guy is a soul peddler? That would be weird.

08-26-2004, 02:01 AM	#44
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	What you all don't know is a long time ago a created a machine that harvested every soul in existance, don't worry you didn't feel it and there was no way to stop it, and immediatly replaced with a perfect counterfit. I own the true souls of everyone. Don't worry though I only sell them on days that end in y and to entities who's name begins with S and ends with N. Mine got replaced as well which is strange because I didn't think I had one to begin with. E-bay is a strange and wonderful place. It is also very scary. You could get everything you need to do dome serious damage with a bomb or chemicals and it would be hard to trace since the government doesn't keep close tabs on E-bay. At least not as close as some of the stuff you can find deserves.