Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books. - Page 5

Jadarendir · 10-07-2004, 12:08 PM

I've been forced to rhyme by the burner of toast
But in honour of the excellent club named G.R.O.S.S.
I ask you all now to join my crusade
To complete my goal, I require aid.

I find that right now, there's a girl on the street
I propose, gentlemen, that we make her dead meat
If you will assist me, I wish you all well
If not, kiss my ass, and I'll see you in hell!

The Argent Lord · 10-07-2004, 12:12 PM

Leaping from the porch, argent tosses water ballons at her.

Terex4 · 10-07-2004, 03:17 PM

Druid fills a water balloon with jelly.

"For G.R.O.S.S.!!!!" he shouts as he lobs the gooey balloon at her.

Jadarendir · 10-07-2004, 05:08 PM

"Attack! Attack!" Jadarendir shrieks.
"Give her a wedgie, see if she squeaks!"
But then, to surprise of all who were there
Suzie Derkins turned 'round, jelly in her hair.

"Calvin, you booger-head! Leave me alone!"

"Nay," cried Jada, "not til' you're pwned!"

"Who the heck are you, and why are you rhyming?"

"I'm a victim here too, so shut up with the whining!"

He hucked water balloons, and all of them broke
On her head, making sure she was thouroughly soaked
"Yippee! Wahoo!" the G.R.O.S.S. members cheered.
"Serves her right," Jada said. "Girls are so weird!"

LordZoma · 10-07-2004, 05:22 PM

Zoma starts running towards Suzy's house, megaphone in hand. "New Rule! Whoever screams the loudest is a pirate!" He screams into the megaphone as loud as he can (clearly winning with the electronic assistance), as he reaches them and taps jada on the shoulder.

"Tag! You're it! We're in the open seas zone, and since you're not a pirate you have to walk the plank. Gimme all your water balloons, and put your hands behind your back! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Jadarendir · 10-07-2004, 05:27 PM

Jumping down from the Treehouse, Jada stopped rhyming.

"YOU aren't the one that screamed loudly, the megaphone made the loud sound! Yours was pathetic and girly." Jadarendir screamed Slipknot style about four times louder than a lawnmower.

"I am the pirate. And I'm declaring you locked in the hull. You can't come out until someone bonks you with the Calvinball!"

LordZoma · 10-07-2004, 05:51 PM

"Fine, then! If you're the pirate, then I'm the Captain since I'm in the hull and we're in the open seas! You have to make Suzy walk the plank since she's not a pirate, and then as Captain, I order you to bonk me on the head, and steer our ship towards everyone else! New Rule: Whoever's not on the pirate ship, has to swim around while they run!"

Jadarendir · 10-07-2004, 05:55 PM

"Uh-uh!! I'm commiting mutiny." Jadarendir pushed Zoma and took his Captain's hat as he fell into the slow motion zone. Jada put the wicket he had into the zone. "As long as the wicket's in the zone, you can't move or talk!"

LordZoma · 10-07-2004, 06:03 PM

To the megaphone: "I'M NOT TALKING I'M SCREAMING! AND I'M NOT MOVING< THE OPEN SEAS ARE MOVING TOWARDS ME!"

Zoma swims in slow motion to the the wicket, and picks it up.

"Taste cannonballs mutinous wench! New Rule: Any pirateship hit with a wicket is sunk, and their calvinball floats away helplessly! Captain's have to go down with the ship!"

He tosses the wicket to Jada's feet, swims over to the calvinball, grabs it, and starts swimming away screaming.

"Calvinball's now a jetboat! You can't catch me until I"m out of the sea!"

videogamerz2000 · 10-07-2004, 06:34 PM

Misguided, TD walks out into the middle of the street, in the middle of the water ballon crossfire.
"Oh poopy pants on a Sunday!" he cries.
Drenched, he wanders back to the yard, and trips over several wickets, activating several traps.
"Oops." he whispers.
Suddenly, 3 effects are brought to the field.
"All must jump on one foot and can only use on hand!"
"Only the babies can speak fully understandable english!"
and
"Anybody caught sleeping shall be put in the bath tub with a rubber ducky!"

10-07-2004, 12:08 PM	#41
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	I've been forced to rhyme by the burner of toast But in honour of the excellent club named G.R.O.S.S. I ask you all now to join my crusade To complete my goal, I require aid. I find that right now, there's a girl on the street I propose, gentlemen, that we make her dead meat If you will assist me, I wish you all well If not, kiss my ass, and I'll see you in hell! __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD. Last edited by Jadarendir; 10-07-2004 at 12:10 PM.

10-07-2004, 05:08 PM	#44
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"Attack! Attack!" Jadarendir shrieks. "Give her a wedgie, see if she squeaks!" But then, to surprise of all who were there Suzie Derkins turned 'round, jelly in her hair. "Calvin, you booger-head! Leave me alone!" "Nay," cried Jada, "not til' you're pwned!" "Who the heck are you, and why are you rhyming?" "I'm a victim here too, so shut up with the whining!" He hucked water balloons, and all of them broke On her head, making sure she was thouroughly soaked "Yippee! Wahoo!" the G.R.O.S.S. members cheered. "Serves her right," Jada said. "Girls are so weird!" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD. Last edited by Jadarendir; 10-07-2004 at 05:21 PM.

10-07-2004, 05:27 PM	#46
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Jumping down from the Treehouse, Jada stopped rhyming. "YOU aren't the one that screamed loudly, the megaphone made the loud sound! Yours was pathetic and girly." Jadarendir screamed Slipknot style about four times louder than a lawnmower. "I am the pirate. And I'm declaring you locked in the hull. You can't come out until someone bonks you with the Calvinball!" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-07-2004, 05:55 PM	#48
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"Uh-uh!! I'm commiting mutiny." Jadarendir pushed Zoma and took his Captain's hat as he fell into the slow motion zone. Jada put the wicket he had into the zone. "As long as the wicket's in the zone, you can't move or talk!" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-07-2004, 06:34 PM	#50
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Misguided, TD walks out into the middle of the street, in the middle of the water ballon crossfire. "Oh poopy pants on a Sunday!" he cries. Drenched, he wanders back to the yard, and trips over several wickets, activating several traps. "Oops." he whispers. Suddenly, 3 effects are brought to the field. "All must jump on one foot and can only use on hand!" "Only the babies can speak fully understandable english!" and "Anybody caught sleeping shall be put in the bath tub with a rubber ducky!" __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-07-2004, 12:12 PM	#42
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	Leaping from the porch, argent tosses water ballons at her.

10-07-2004, 05:22 PM	#45
LordZoma Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	Zoma starts running towards Suzy's house, megaphone in hand. "New Rule! Whoever screams the loudest is a pirate!" He screams into the megaphone as loud as he can (clearly winning with the electronic assistance), as he reaches them and taps jada on the shoulder. "Tag! You're it! We're in the open seas zone, and since you're not a pirate you have to walk the plank. Gimme all your water balloons, and put your hands behind your back! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

10-07-2004, 05:51 PM	#47
LordZoma Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	"Fine, then! If you're the pirate, then I'm the Captain since I'm in the hull and we're in the open seas! You have to make Suzy walk the plank since she's not a pirate, and then as Captain, I order you to bonk me on the head, and steer our ship towards everyone else! New Rule: Whoever's not on the pirate ship, has to swim around while they run!"

10-07-2004, 06:03 PM	#49
LordZoma Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	To the megaphone: "I'M NOT TALKING I'M SCREAMING! AND I'M NOT MOVING< THE OPEN SEAS ARE MOVING TOWARDS ME!" Zoma swims in slow motion to the the wicket, and picks it up. "Taste cannonballs mutinous wench! New Rule: Any pirateship hit with a wicket is sunk, and their calvinball floats away helplessly! Captain's have to go down with the ship!" He tosses the wicket to Jada's feet, swims over to the calvinball, grabs it, and starts swimming away screaming. "Calvinball's now a jetboat! You can't catch me until I"m out of the sea!"