Best insults that make no sense. - Page 5

12-09-2004, 03:15 PM

Heres a joke that doesnt make any sense at all....
Theres two apples in an oven, the apple on the left turns to the apple on the right and says "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" and the other apple screams; "Oh my god!! Its a talking apple!!"

Foamy · 12-09-2004, 07:10 PM

That's quite funny though.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Knock who?
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

Bailey · 12-09-2004, 07:22 PM

my favorite insult is one which takes a while to say.

it boils down to:

"I utterly despise you, everything affiliated with you, and your mother, who by the way denies any affiliation with you"

it can become very long, and if you do it right, with the flashing eyes and the flying spittle, they usually let you finish the full version.

and then they go use it on someone else, and get beaten up because they didn't do it right

Foamy · 12-09-2004, 07:36 PM

Or just add "And now you have Colon Cancer" to the end of each sentence.

My Lead Airbag · 12-09-2004, 07:40 PM

A new development among our friends is to continue the daily lampooning, then when the victim gets defensive we just go "Hey, shut up and put it in your LJ."

tazz31406 · 12-10-2004, 05:06 PM

This one guy in my ROTC class calls me random food items. Apparently he thinks that it's really quite insulting but it just gets on my nerves. One time he called me an apple and he always calls my friend "Teh Cheeseburger."

Psrdirector · 12-11-2004, 02:48 PM

Telling a family member that they and all there kin are (insert some insault here, i like hell spawn). then when they say that you are there kin, say im not denying anything.

Also if someone you insaulted (jokingly) tries to stab back at you save "hey im not the one on trial here". it usually just gets a wierd looks or something. or a "actually you are and we didnt tell you". i was very surprised when someone said that back

Vile Black Mage · 12-18-2004, 01:24 AM

i happened to accidently make this one up wile trying to post on a forum awhile back
"You repetitious dog waffle"
apparently instead of showing your cuss word on the forum, the admin had a word to substitute for each cuss for. Can you guess what repetitious is subing for?

Psrdirector · 12-18-2004, 07:28 PM

To get around some cursing blockes i would add letters into it, or combine it.
Biatish, is one i like using in runescape, but really if you think about it... it more insaults the person saying it (me) for using something so stupid and pathetic. but that is the fun

Mad Jack the Pirate · 12-18-2004, 08:19 PM

in response to any insult:

oh yeah? MO' LIKE 'YO MOMMA'!"

12-09-2004, 07:10 PM	#42
Foamy I may look innocent... Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your closet, trying to untie these ropes. Posts: 899	That's quite funny though. Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Knock who? OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

12-09-2004, 07:36 PM	#44
Foamy I may look innocent... Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your closet, trying to untie these ropes. Posts: 899	Or just add "And now you have Colon Cancer" to the end of each sentence. __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

12-09-2004, 07:40 PM	#45
My Lead Airbag Magikoopa Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,632	A new development among our friends is to continue the daily lampooning, then when the victim gets defensive we just go "Hey, shut up and put it in your LJ." __________________ Former Forum Names: BMHadoken, BiteTheWaxTadPole...krylo made me do it, really. RP Fight Lord RP Story Sage Retired.

12-09-2004, 03:15 PM	#41
ShaggySnacks Guest Posts: n/a	Heres a joke that doesnt make any sense at all.... Theres two apples in an oven, the apple on the left turns to the apple on the right and says "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" and the other apple screams; "Oh my god!! Its a talking apple!!"

12-10-2004, 05:06 PM	#46
tazz31406 Shyguy Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 149	This one guy in my ROTC class calls me random food items. Apparently he thinks that it's really quite insulting but it just gets on my nerves. One time he called me an apple and he always calls my friend "Teh Cheeseburger."

12-11-2004, 02:48 PM	#47
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	Telling a family member that they and all there kin are (insert some insault here, i like hell spawn). then when they say that you are there kin, say im not denying anything. Also if someone you insaulted (jokingly) tries to stab back at you save "hey im not the one on trial here". it usually just gets a wierd looks or something. or a "actually you are and we didnt tell you". i was very surprised when someone said that back

12-18-2004, 01:24 AM	#48
Vile Black Mage Level 10 Stabbity Death Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: My den of evil Posts: 11	i happened to accidently make this one up wile trying to post on a forum awhile back "You repetitious dog waffle" apparently instead of showing your cuss word on the forum, the admin had a word to substitute for each cuss for. Can you guess what repetitious is subing for?

12-18-2004, 07:28 PM	#49
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	To get around some cursing blockes i would add letters into it, or combine it. Biatish, is one i like using in runescape, but really if you think about it... it more insaults the person saying it (me) for using something so stupid and pathetic. but that is the fun

12-18-2004, 08:19 PM	#50
Mad Jack the Pirate Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 525	in response to any insult: oh yeah? MO' LIKE 'YO MOMMA'!"