Wing Wong.

[Cloud Strife]

EDIT: For those of you that don't know, Here Lies Link is CT, and Kuroude7 is me.

Here Lies Link: BAM! You just got Cloud Strifed!
Kuroude7: I AM Cloud Strife!
Here Lies Link: That's right! Omnislash, bitch!
Kuroude7: Boo yah! *Omnislashes*
Here Lies Link: *Evades.*
Kuroude7: *The lamp*
Here Lies Link: Woohoo!
Kuroude7: That lamp was looking at me funny.
Here Lies Link: Was it being held by a Tonberry?
Kuroude7: Was it?
Here Lies Link: It might have been...
Kuroude7: Hmm...
Kuroude7: *searches for Tonberry*
Kuroude7: *Tonberry pops up*
Kuroude7: *Stabs CT* DOINK!
Here Lies Link: Gah!
Kuroude7: Dude! You just got Doink'd by a Tonberry!
Here Lies Link: WoohoO!
Kuroude7: *Tonberry looks confused*
Kuroude7: *Tonberry dissapears*
Here Lies Link: I win.
Kuroude7: I think you scared him off...
Kuroude7: *FF7 victory music plays*
Kuroude7: *Does the victory pose*
Kuroude7: ...Damn. I'm doing that out of habit now.
Kuroude7: I...I think I'm addicted to it.
Here Lies Link: You might be.
Kuroude7: *sigh*
Kuroude7: *Heads off to FFVPA (Final Fantasy Victory Pose Anonymous)*
Here Lies Link: Hee hee.
Kuroude7: *Comes back*
Kuroude7: They wouldn't let me in...
Kuroude7: Said something about how I was supposed to do that every time.

[CheshireThief]

Here's a nice short one.

SAAM says:
BUM RUSH! *5 star frog splash*

CheshireThief says:
I love it when you talk dirty.

[reality_deviant]

Because ALL conversations are better when they're Slightly Above Average...

reality_deviant says:
Ooh, I guessed right!
reality_deviant says:
What do I win?
SAAM says:
A cookie...
reality_deviant says:
Hmm, what kind?
SAAM says:
Undead.
reality_deviant says:
Ew.
reality_deviant says:
Ummm, you can have my portion.
SAAM says:
Okay, it ate half of itself anyway.

[CheshireThief]

Dmitry says:
It shall be.
Dmitry says:
Greetings, comrade.
CheshireThief says:
Hail, Comrade!
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Ye gods!
Dmitry says:
I see that you have been working in vain to obtain our secrets.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Indeed I have
CheshireThief says:
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Dmitry says:
And what motivates you? Are we not a Good and Proper Power? For whatr reason do you have to undermine our secrecy?
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
None whatsoever. My work is based on sole curiosity. Although, like the cat, it may mean my untimely fictional death
Dmitry says:
It shall indeed be so, for we are a GRAND and GLORIOUS power!
Dmitry says:
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Dmitry says:
We have cookies.
CheshireThief says:
Our glory is only surpassed by our grandness!
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
I read as such, and am unaffected by the offer
Dmitry says:
And even then, it is a toss up.
Dmitry says:
Unaffected?
Dmitry says:
But why resist, comrade?
Dmitry says:
What benefit is it to you?
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
You did not specify what cookie was in posession, and therefore I deem myself safe of poisoned cookies!
CheshireThief says:
I can assure you. Our cookies are NOT poisoned!
Dmitry says:
Our cookies are safe.
CheshireThief says:
Unless, of course, you are allergic to nuts...
Dmitry says:
We are no Heartless Entity.
Dmitry says:
We are just. And delicious.
Dmitry says:
Our cooks are the finest to be found.
Dmitry says:
They prepare the finest of cookies with only the finest of ingredients.
CheshireThief says:
Our justness is only surpassed by our deliciousness!
Dmitry says:
And even then... it is still a toss up.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
By ye gods!
Dmitry says:
What say you, Artist?
Dmitry says:
Do you dare resist us?
Dmitry says:
Or will you surrender your talents to our cause?
Dmitry says:
We seek only to calm rebellion. Peace is our ultimate goal.
Dmitry says:
Peace... and power.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Hmm... A tough question, a choice worthy of consideration...
CheshireThief says:
Our power is only overshadowed by our peacefulness!
Dmitry says:
And even then, it is a toss up.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Is there anything that proves not to be a toss up?
Dmitry says:
Our cookies.
Dmitry says:
They will stay down.
CheshireThief says:
Indeed.
Dmitry says:
Because they are delicious.
CheshireThief says:
Very delicious.
CheshireThief says:
More delicious than a Reuben followed by a nice cake, with a second helping of Philly Cheese Steak!
Dmitry says:
It is so.
Dmitry says:
He speaks the truth.
Dmitry says:
Are you still unconvinced?
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
A Reuben? A second of Philly Cheese Steak?

The steak speaks no, but the cheese... The cheese is somewhat undeniable... But oh, the choice!
Dmitry says:
Our arms are open, comrade!
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
To cheese?
Dmitry says:
To everything you have to offer.
CheshireThief says:
Yes, to cheese and fine wines! And perhaps even... TO SNACK CAKES!
Dmitry says:
SNACK CAKES are assured.
CheshireThief says:
Besides, you'll never learn the code without joining us.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Then by ye gods, it seems as though I have no choice at hand
Dmitry says:
Yeah, for real. I mean... come on.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
...eh, t`is seeming I've been won over by the mere mention of cake and cheese
CheshireThief says:
Not to mention... the glorious cheesecake!
Dmitry says:
Then it shall be that our newest citizen will be you. But first, the pledge.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
The pledge?
CheshireThief says:
Yes, the pledge.
Dmitry says:
Indeed, the pledge.
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
I do ask that you elaborate further of this forementioned pledge.
Dmitry says:
And... the secret document. Which is not sending itself to you, most unusually.
Dmitry says:
Most curious! Well, then; the short end of it: You must send me a private message with the following pledge:
Dmitry says:
[Pledge withheld, stupid infidels.]
CheshireThief says:
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·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Then the pledge I shall send!
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
And have sent, as it is.
CheshireThief says:
Has the Official Recognition Email been sent?
·$,(255,153,000)·$0·# CHICAGO·#¤·#lollie - I'm rambling Joe; Fear my rambling ·$,0 says:
Yes. Just recieved it.
Dmitry says:
As has the pledge. I have sent you The Code.
Dmitry says:
Share it NOT with non-citizens. The Code is our secret weapon.
Dmitry says:
( And you'll probably kick yourself when you see it. )
CheshireThief says:
((Shall I try to call in shiney to become a member?))
Dmitry says:
I don't know.
Dmitry says:
I'm not sure I trust him...
Dmitry says:
He could be operating Against us.
Dmitry says:
But perhaps it is worth a try.
CheshireThief says:
We shall make him take Loyalty Tests!
Dmitry says:
YES! Trials! Trials to test his strength, devotion, loyalty.... and ability to make cookies.
CheshireThief says:
Non-poisoned cookies!
Dmitry says:
Right, right. We don't want to make anyone sick.
Dmitry says:
We're just here to take over... not kill people!!
Dmitry says:
... Unless they tell people about The Code.
Dmitry says:
Which, if disclosed, will be changed immediately.
CheshireThief says:
Then they shall die a very horrible death!
Dmitry says:
So horrible that it cannot be described!
Dmitry says:
But I can draw a picture.
CheshireThief says:
At least not in English!
Dmitry says:
With stick figures.
Dmitry says:
And some markers.
Dmitry says:
Right, right. Spanish or Russian is okay.
CheshireThief says:
The only language that can truly encompass the vileness of the death at hand is Latin... written in THE CODE!
Dmitry says:
That is almost too much to be handled...
CheshireThief says:
Much like their death shall be.
Dmitry says:
Indeed.
CheshireThief says:
I concur.
Dmitry says:
Agreed.
CheshireThief says:
And there you have it.

Gotta love the Empire of the World!

[Flarecobra]

Here's a convercation between me and Inev we had about six months ago. Keep in mind, this is about 6:00 AM EST when this happoned.

[Funka Genocide]

orgasmagically? You see this is why I don't go to chat rooms.

[Cloud Strife]

All I've got to say about this one, is that hug-torture is a lot of fun.

Sasami Android: *pokes Osterbaum*
Captain FINLAND: ...
Captain FINLAND: ?
Kuroude7: *also pokes Oster*
Sasami Android: ^_^
Captain FINLAND: What's that for?
Andreek M: how can there be a theory about chaos anyway?
Andreek M: because you are cute?
Sasami Android: *pokes more* Because I felt like it.
Captain FINLAND: I AM CHAOS!!!
madmuffin398: *takes out a pole with several pokey ends and pokes everyone at once*
Captain FINLAND: -_-
Kuroude7: *pokes again*  Indeed.
Captain FINLAND: -_-
Captain FINLAND: Stop it!
PixiStik01: I want sugar.
Sasami Android: *pokes Osterbaum with one hand and Mad with the other* Hee!
madmuffin398: *poke poke poke*
Kuroude7: Hee hee. *pokes again*
Andreek M: *pokes oster*
Captain FINLAND: Hey!!!
Captain FINLAND: ARGH!!!
madmuffin398: n_n
Kuroude7: Everyone poke Oster! *pokes more*
PixiStik01: Can I eat you, cloud? So I can have the sugar from you. lol.
Andreek M: *pokes oster*
Sasami Android: *continues poking Osterbaum* yay!
madmuffin398: *poke poke poke*
Kuroude7: Eep
Kuroude7: *poking Oster*
Spokavriel: :: moves so that hatter can't keep poking him without stopping poking everyone else ::
Andreek M: *flies away from stabbity rage that is coming*
Sasami Android has left the room.
LMR Fudd 27: GNAW ON PEOPLE!!
Captain FINLAND: !!!
Captain FINLAND: MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Captain FINLAND: There goes the poking!
Sasami Android has entered the room.
Kuroude7: *poke poke poke*
Captain FINLAND: Damn...
madmuffin398: *pokes Oster with her normal pole*
Andreek M: *grabs a really long pole*
Sasami Android: *pokes Oster* ^_^
Captain FINLAND: *Stabs all pokers*
Captain FINLAND: HAH!
Andreek M: *pokes oster with the pole*
madmuffin398: *continues poking*
Andreek M: *poke*
Spokavriel: :: is glad he wasn't a poker ::
Sasami Android: *pokes while getting stabbed*
Kuroude7: *still poking*
Captain FINLAND: Hey!
madmuffin398: *pokity poke poke*
Andreek M: *poke poke*
Captain FINLAND: *Stabbity stab!!!*
PixiStik01: :hides:
Sasami Android: *pokes* hey, this is better than being hugged right?
madmuffin398: *pokity poke*
Andreek M: *is far away*
Kuroude7: *pokes more and more*
Sasami Android: *pokes more* Unless you want hugs?
Andreek M: *poke poke*
madmuffin398: *poke*
Andreek M: group hug!
Captain FINLAND: *Stabbity stab stab!!!*
Kuroude7: Yeah, do you want a group hug, Oster?
Captain FINLAND: No!
madmuffin398: *poke*
Andreek M: *tries to enforce the group hug*
Kuroude7: GROUP HUG ON OSTER!!!
Captain FINLAND: *Stabs*
Captain FINLAND: !!!
Captain FINLAND: NOOOOOOO!!!
madmuffin398: Stabbing doesn't deter us, Oster ^^
Kuroude7: *hugs Oster*
Spokavriel: :: leaps down and hugs Oster::
Captain FINLAND: ARGH!!!
Sasami Android: *HUGS OSTERBAUM!*
madmuffin398: *poke*
Andreek M: *bleeds on oster while hugging*
madmuffin398: *still poking because she prefers it*
Captain FINLAND: AARRGHHH!!!*Is choking*
Captain FINLAND: Ummmfff
CelesJessa87 has entered the room.
Captain FINLAND: No!
Sasami Android: Awww...he's so cute when he's choking....
madmuffin398: *pokes Oster more* Haya CJ
Spokavriel: Hi CJ Group Hug on Osterbaum
Kuroude7: *stops hugging Oster and goes back to poking*
Andreek M: *continues hugging everyone*
Sasami Android: *hugs more* ^_^
Captain FINLAND: !!!
madmuffin398: *pokes everyone*
Captain FINLAND: *Stabs everyone*
madmuffin398: *glomps Oster*
Andreek M: *is still bleeding*
Kuroude7: Aww...still hugging? *Hugs Oster again*
Sasami Android: *tackle hugs Oster*
CelesJessa87: hello everyone (argh my computer sounds sick) what are we doing to Captain Finland?
Sasami Android: Torture
madmuffin398: Hugging and poking him
Spokavriel: :: stops hugging oster and glomps CJ::
Andreek M: hugging/poking
Kuroude7: *Casts Cure3 junctioned with Mega-all*
madmuffin398: *pokes and hugs Oster at the same time*
Kuroude7: *Everyone is cured*
CelesJessa87: *hugs* hello Spok
Sasami Android: *super hugs Oster*
Andreek M: *hugs oster*
Kuroude7: *hugs Oster more*
Andreek M: *pokes oster*
madmuffin398: Super hug? XD
Captain FINLAND: *YBER STABS ALL*!!!
Sasami Android: Yep.
Spokavriel: how are you Jenessa
Andreek M: *pokes inactive people*
Kuroude7: *uber
Sasami Android: Oh.
madmuffin398: *Hugs Oster*
Kuroude7: :P
Captain FINLAND: WHAT EVER!!!
Kuroude7: Ha!
Sasami Android: Hee!
CelesJessa87: I am good, I keep dying in .hack though
Kuroude7: *hugs Oster*
Spokavriel: 
Captain FINLAND: *Stabs Oster*
madmuffin398: *poke and glomp*
Sasami Android: This should go into the chat thread!
Kuroude7: Aww.. that's too bad.
Captain FINLAND: *Kills self*
LMR Fudd 27 has left the room.
Kuroude7: It can't, it was closed.
Captain FINLAND: (Try to hug me now!!!)
madmuffin398: *still hugging*
Andreek M: CURAGA!
Spokavriel: :: phoenix down on Osterbaum::
Sasami Android: *is hold ing dead Oster*
Captain FINLAND: HAH!
Captain FINLAND: I wond take it!
Sasami Android: Why?...WHY?!!?
madmuffin398: *hugs dead Oster*
Kuroude7: *Casts Full-life on Oster*
Andreek M: LIFEGA!
Captain FINLAND: Don't work here
Sasami Android: *blinks as Oster is revived*
Kuroude7: HA!  Beat ya to it!
Sasami Android: Yay!
Captain FINLAND: No!
madmuffin398: *poke*
Andreek M: awww
Captain FINLAND: It doesen't work!!!
Sasami Android: *hugs Osterbaum* ^_^
Andreek M: *hug*
madmuffin398: *hug*
Andreek M: *poke*
Kuroude7: Hee hee....*HUGGLES Oster!*
madmuffin398: *hug and poke*
Captain FINLAND: *Kills self again*
Sasami Android: The wing wong thread.
Spokavriel: Celes lets hug Osterbaum
Sasami Android: Awww....
Captain FINLAND: *Flies away*
CelesJessa87: can I hug Osterbaum too?
Captain FINLAND has left the room.

[Meister]

Note: GMX is my (ad-funded) email service, and this was an actual ad. Müller is a drug store chain or maybe franchise, I dunno.

Meister: oh my god
I could by a Sagrotan ReadyBrush Starter Kit at the local Müller's for 9,95 and with it get a REFILL KIT, which normally costs 2,45, FOR FREE! Thanks, GMX!
J: wow
Meister: I have no earthly idea what a Sagrotan ReadyBrush Starter Kit is

[BlackMageGirl!]

Okay. Me and Cloud really need to stop doing this, and stop being so similar....

Sasami Android: *flexes arms* I am quite strong for my size, moving the couch was nothing.
Kuroude7: I am quite strong for my stature, myself.
Kuroude7: So, yeah, same thing.
Sasami Android: Well, I dont look strong though :P
Kuroude7: Niether do I, on the surface.
Sasami Android: Hee, that's too creepy. Another simularity.
Kuroude7: Indeed.
Kuroude7: *similarity
Kuroude7: :P
Sasami Android: *rolls eyes and grins*
Kuroude7: *grins back*
Sasami Android: Well, I'm not as strong as when I lifted wieghts in my senior year.
Kuroude7: I've never done weightlifting, myself.
Kuroude7: Yay! A difference!
Kuroude7:
Sasami Android: Well, you play Amtgard so...yeah.
Kuroude7: Yep!
Kuroude7: I lift four ounce swords and 10 ounce polearms!
Sasami Android: And swing them for hours!
Kuroude7: And I swing them around a bunch!
Sasami Android: And hit stuff!
Kuroude7: Yeah!
Sasami Android:
Kuroude7:
Sasami Android: Well, I only was able to bench 100lbs at the most....
Kuroude7: Probably more than I can currently lift...^^;;
Sasami Android: But that was for about 20 reps, so I probably could've lifted more.....
Kuroude7: I'm strong, but I'm no strongman, that's for sure.
Sasami Android: Heh, I probably can only lift around 80lbs now.
Kuroude7: My strength is in my speed and agility.
Sasami Android: I'm actually pretty fast and agile myself....
Sasami Android: And there's another one....
Kuroude7: 6:50 mile...and that was keeping a pace.
Kuroude7: Yeah, that is another one.
Sasami Android: Ah, well I did 7:30 for my best mile.
Kuroude7: Here's a question:
Kuroude7: What's your favorite color?
Sasami Android: Oh fug...blue...
Kuroude7: Same here.
Sasami Android: *thud*
Kuroude7: *sighs and grins*
Sasami Android: *gets up, shaking head* man....
Kuroude7: What's your second favorite?
Sasami Android: Green...
Kuroude7: O_O
Sasami Android: dont tell me...
Kuroude7: Yep.
Kuroude7: Same.
Sasami Android: *smacks hand to forehead*
Kuroude7: Hey!
Kuroude7: That's my line!
Sasami Android: *blinks* It is....
Kuroude7: Yikes.
Sasami Android: *eyes widen* This is getting even wierder....
Kuroude7: *puts a hand over his eyes lightly and starts to laugh*
Sasami Android: 0.0
Sasami Android: That's what I was doing!
Kuroude7: O_O
Kuroude7: Okaaaayy...
Sasami Android: *is shaking head increduliously and laughing*
Kuroude7: O_O
Sasami Android: Wait...not again...
Kuroude7: That's what I was doing!
Sasami Android: *eyes are wide*
Kuroude7: Okay, this is getting really weird...
Sasami Android: We should stop, now.
Kuroude7: But can we?
Sasami Android: *is grinning* Probably not.
Kuroude7: *Just grins and accepts it again*
Sasami Android: Thats it, this one is going to be posted.
Kuroude7: Indeed.
Kuroude7: You post it this time.
Sasami Android: I was going to say that....
Kuroude7: *thud*
Sasami Android: *hand over face, shaking head*
Kuroude7: *gets up* We really need to stop this...
Sasami Android: *nods* Yeah....

[Dragonsbane]

So many fun yet weird conversations...