Odd weapon proficiencies - Page 5

The nameles one · 12-29-2004, 02:13 PM

Beltwhipchuck-Fu!

4 belts connected together. Used as a double ended whip

(edit) Good for hurting friend's, family, self and destroying various small objects around you.

Terex4 · 12-29-2004, 04:44 PM

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I forgot: Dish-Towel Kung-fu. I kid you not.

That's right! How could anyone forget the art that is towel whipping/parrying?

I also enjoy beating on people with drumsticks and wooden spoons.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 12-29-2004, 09:31 PM

"Anything can be used as a weapon in the hands of a true warrior."

This I must agree with. Considering some of th odd ones I picked up.

Guitar, not exactly like FLCL but I also don't use a freakin $5,000 Ric as a weaon, I use a cheap knock off.

Text books. This is something I learned in school how to profieciently use a text boook. How ever its more from the "Hulking Hurler" school of combat.

Any garden tools with a staff I.E rakes, hoes, shovels I can pretty much use alright.

Radio antenna as a sword. I think we all have done that...

Duct(k) Tape. It does more then fix everything when you use it as a weapon, which you have to use like rope fighting, another odd one I picked up. Also has anyone else in here ever make bottle-chucks as a joke?

Oops forgot one! The one that I aqquired most recently accidentally! Flower-Pot-itsu. Drop out of the window of higher building and I am more ffective then any spit wad sniper or paper clip archer!

The Argent Lord · 12-29-2004, 10:05 PM

Because I go to a school with a dress shirt, belt, and slacks dress code, I am quite proficient at tie kwon do, AKA, the art of whooping ass with a tie. Favored attacks include strangling, whipping, and tripping.

Melfice · 12-30-2004, 09:11 AM

Using a sheet of paper or cardboard to injure my opponents, is something you should not take lightly. Anybody who has worked in a supermarket and has had to open cardboard boxes know how much a papercut hurts. Bring on the crazy attacks you have made up!

Note: I have not yet made up a name for this type of martial arts. Suggestions anyone?

12-29-2004, 02:13 PM	#41
The nameles one I knew it! Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 6	Beltwhipchuck-Fu! 4 belts connected together. Used as a double ended whip (edit) Good for hurting friend's, family, self and destroying various small objects around you. Last edited by The nameles one; 12-29-2004 at 02:16 PM.

12-29-2004, 09:31 PM	#43
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	"Anything can be used as a weapon in the hands of a true warrior." This I must agree with. Considering some of th odd ones I picked up. Guitar, not exactly like FLCL but I also don't use a freakin $5,000 Ric as a weaon, I use a cheap knock off. Text books. This is something I learned in school how to profieciently use a text boook. How ever its more from the "Hulking Hurler" school of combat. Any garden tools with a staff I.E rakes, hoes, shovels I can pretty much use alright. Radio antenna as a sword. I think we all have done that... Duct(k) Tape. It does more then fix everything when you use it as a weapon, which you have to use like rope fighting, another odd one I picked up. Also has anyone else in here ever make bottle-chucks as a joke? Oops forgot one! The one that I aqquired most recently accidentally! Flower-Pot-itsu. Drop out of the window of higher building and I am more ffective then any spit wad sniper or paper clip archer! __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn Last edited by TheSpiritOfVengance; 12-29-2004 at 11:04 PM.

12-29-2004, 10:05 PM	#44
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	Because I go to a school with a dress shirt, belt, and slacks dress code, I am quite proficient at tie kwon do, AKA, the art of whooping ass with a tie. Favored attacks include strangling, whipping, and tripping. __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain