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Stealing AB's schtick.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: A place, with people, who are mostly stupid. Now it also features education.
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How Aflac maintains such low rates. "AFLAC!"
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Pasta!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Here and There
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*Duck's phone rings*
Duck: Hello? Spanish sounding dude: Hey, man...you got my money yet? Duck: I'm on it right now Woman: Boy it sure would be unfortunate if someone took advantage of me right now... Spanish dude: eh looking good chicka! Duck: shut the fuck up man! I'm working here and my kids won't stay cute forever Spanish dude: not my problem as long as I get my money Duck: Whore and so on and so forth after pitcture end credits montage Duck: steal some money and flys away Woman: realizes she's missing a thousand dollars...can't pay the Spanish guy she was on the way to Spanish guy: made some money, smoked some dope, dreamed about getting laid...and ate...a lot Duck's kids: 4 words: Dick Chenney got them... naw just kidding they just didn't stay cute for ever and then they grew up The End
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"Cash Rules Everything Around QUAAAAACK!"
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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"The deal was quick, Ducky Lou got her fix, Esmeralda got her lunch and no one was any the wiser"
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Huey: "Why are we doin' this guys?"
Dewey: "Becuase gramps told us too!" Louie: "Quick, get fluffy and cute!" Women: Awwwwww, what cute ducklings! Scrooge McDuck: "Hahahaa, you little BITCH, I got your money now, ahahaha!" And that's how the children's cartoon show, Duck Tales, began. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ithNephews.jpg Last edited by Patrat; 09-09-2006 at 09:02 AM. |
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Happy quails come from California
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Neverwhere
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This just in to MSNBC....city-dwellers are urged to be on the lookout not just for human pickpockets but also animals. We caught this duck on camera stealing money from a woman while she was distracted by ducklings. The duck declined to comment on her motives that led to this horrible situation.
EDIT: Oh yeah, Myst, you totally took my idea. AFLAC was my first thought as well.
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It's duck season now.
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Location: Rio
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches
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 Wooo! My first win! Now, go ape with this one (credits to funnyjunk for hosting the picture)
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No matter how much bling he snagged, Gollum could never make up for losing the Precious.
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