05-02-2007, 04:15 PM | #502 |
Nice going, numbnuts!
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American Bull Terrier.
Greatest dog I've had so far.
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05-02-2007, 04:38 PM | #503 | |
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Dead Last: Things what are too tiny to count as real dogs.
15: Sheltie; I don't know what this is. 14: Schnauzer; it sounds too much like a sneeze. 13: English Bulldog; eh 12: Golden Retriever; they're just so standard 11: Cerberus; I hated this boss battle. Such a pain to keep jumping on his back and then whack at his head from safety 10: Lab; eh, also standard 9: Chowchow; a what now? 8: Beagle; Snoopy! 7: Great Dane; that's a big dog 6: Great Rottie; see above 5: Irish Wolfhound; I have no witty comment 4: Mini Goldendoodle; The mini is actually big enough to count as a real dog. This astounds me. 3: Siberian Husky; We're not talking about the pants size, right? 2: Poochyena; Too bad it wasn't Electrike. That's the only thing that stands a chance at wresting first from that greatest of all real dogs. 1: German Shepherd; Have you ever seen anything more huggable and lovable?
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05-02-2007, 04:50 PM | #504 |
betrayal!
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Are you implying that the noble Welsh Corgi is, in fact, too tiny to rate?
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05-02-2007, 06:05 PM | #505 | |
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I imply nothing.
Oh, but the data dog (which I am told is a kind of Welsh Corgi) is slightly above all the other tiny thingies because it apparently can hack computers with its mind, and that's just cool.
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05-02-2007, 06:25 PM | #506 | |
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New subject: Things that are huggable and loveable (other than German Shepherds).
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05-02-2007, 06:27 PM | #507 |
helloooo!
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Care Bears.
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05-02-2007, 06:32 PM | #508 | |
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Parental figures.
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05-02-2007, 06:33 PM | #509 |
Burn.
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Anything but Fifth. Doesn't mean he's cool though.
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05-02-2007, 06:48 PM | #510 | |
Not bull****ting you
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Your mom.
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