Nuklear Power's 'Caption This' Competition! - Page 52

gurusloth · 09-10-2006, 05:41 AM

"Man, Eminem has really let himself go..."

Patrat · 09-10-2006, 08:07 AM

Unfortunatly, mixing DnD and modern culture results in this. Everytime.

Mr.Bookworm · 09-10-2006, 08:28 AM

"I was sitttin 'n a cave one day,
when suddenly this crack-ass Hobbit came!
He and I waz like riddle me this,
and then he stole my Precious bling!
So I was sittin' 'round, saw a wizad o' two,
and then one day another crack-ass Hobbit came!
He also had my Precious bling!
So I waz like 'follow me yo'!
I'll lead ya to that mountain o' Dew!
So we ran around,
had an' adventa' o' two
And when we got there,
I unleashed the Gollum Whupass!
So we fell down in the fires o' Dew,
and that's the end of my sad tale!"

Gangsta' Gollum's new antihit single "Gollum: The Ballad of the Crack-Ass Hobbits" has had twenty-one sells, all followed by burnings and/or suicides.

greed · 09-10-2006, 12:42 PM

That's great, that's normal.

You want to be scared, check out Emo Sauron.
How do you get that much makeup onto a ball of hellfire shaped like an eye anyway?

catlover20410 · 09-10-2006, 01:43 PM

Gollum no need the Ring, Gollum got Bling Bling.

Death by Stabbing · 09-10-2006, 03:14 PM

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Gollum be in the heezee for sheeze! Check out my crazy hydrolics! I be cappin' Hobbits all over the Shire. The I be pullin' outta there like Galadrial after sleeping with Celeborn, yo!

Proper...

Flarecobra · 09-10-2006, 03:43 PM

After Lord of the Rings, the Gollum animators tried new avanues of entertainment.....

Khael! · 09-10-2006, 05:34 PM

Even so, Simon Cowell was not amused.

Major Blood · 09-11-2006, 12:29 AM

No... there is no fancy caption... only retardedness.

GARUD · 09-11-2006, 01:12 AM

Gurusloth, man you have won almost every time. This is no different though.

Honerable mantion to Khael for inciting the name of the dark god of music. Also, honerable mention to Kiku who, well, made me laugh very hard.

09-10-2006, 05:41 AM	#511
gurusloth Master of muthafu�%in' invisibility Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,224	"Man, Eminem has really let himself go..." __________________ Mashirosen: I personally will not rest until I have turned NPF into ___________I"My Little Pony Collector's E-Snuggle Social Club - No Boys Allowed"

09-10-2006, 08:28 AM	#513
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	"I was sitttin 'n a cave one day, when suddenly this crack-ass Hobbit came! He and I waz like riddle me this, and then he stole my Precious bling! So I was sittin' 'round, saw a wizad o' two, and then one day another crack-ass Hobbit came! He also had my Precious bling! So I waz like 'follow me yo'! I'll lead ya to that mountain o' Dew! So we ran around, had an' adventa' o' two And when we got there, I unleashed the Gollum Whupass! So we fell down in the fires o' Dew, and that's the end of my sad tale!" Gangsta' Gollum's new antihit single "Gollum: The Ballad of the Crack-Ass Hobbits" has had twenty-one sells, all followed by burnings and/or suicides. Last edited by Mr.Bookworm; 09-10-2006 at 08:38 AM.

09-10-2006, 03:43 PM	#517
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	After Lord of the Rings, the Gollum animators tried new avanues of entertainment..... __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

09-10-2006, 05:34 PM	#518
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Even so, Simon Cowell was not amused. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

09-11-2006, 12:29 AM	#519
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	No... there is no fancy caption... only retardedness. __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

09-10-2006, 08:07 AM	#512
Patrat D8 Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 732	Unfortunatly, mixing DnD and modern culture results in this. Everytime.

09-11-2006, 01:12 AM	#520
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	Gurusloth, man you have won almost every time. This is no different though. Honerable mantion to Khael for inciting the name of the dark god of music. Also, honerable mention to Kiku who, well, made me laugh very hard. __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.