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Unread 05-03-2007, 07:36 AM   #521
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But snuffleophagus doesn't exist! He is all in Big Bird's head!

And starscream! He was so cute with his plotting and scheming. And I put padding on him because I used him as an attack dart.
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Unread 05-03-2007, 03:43 PM   #522
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Unread 05-03-2007, 06:04 PM   #523
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I would like to submit "Manlove" to Fifth's things of huggable lovable things.
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Unread 05-03-2007, 07:12 PM   #524
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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I just want to say I am extremely disappointed by the relative lack of suggestive and outright obscene responses. I thought better of you guys.

Anything but Fifth - I am extremely loveable.

Manlove - Huggable to Yaoi Antichrists, maybe. But not to me!

Homestar Runner - Fuck Homestar Runner. There I said it, I said it and I won't take it back.

Starscream - He is made of cold robot steel! And he's kind of an asshole! Not very huggable or lovable, I would say!

Girl Bigfoot - Huggable until she crushes your internal organs, maybe.

Parental figures - Well, moms maybe. Dads are scary as fuck, though.

Sally - well, pretty cuddly except for the bleeding eye sockets.

Breasts - this would be higher up if you had specified female breasts. Fifth don't have with no Moobies.

Kittens - They like to claw and bite, though!

Care Bears - No kiddin' around about it, Care Bears are pretty fuckin' cuddly.

My mom - she's really awfully nice.

Snuffelupagus - OMG SNUFFY! AND YES HE TOTALLY DOES EXIST!

Good-lookin' whores at a legal Nevada brothel - you know I have to say, I can't think of anything I'd rather hug than that.

Well I mean you know. Except for a German Shepherd.

POS WINS!

(It's just a good thing you specified the "lovely" employees - I looked them up On the Line and boy howdy, they have some uggos!)
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Unread 05-03-2007, 10:14 PM   #525
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I just want to say I am extremely disappointed by the relative lack of suggestive and outright obscene responses. I thought better of you guys.
Would you have been less disappointed if I guessed "Krylo's penis" like I was originally going to?
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Unread 05-03-2007, 10:41 PM   #526
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Would you have been less disappointed if I guessed "Krylo's penis" like I was originally going to?
Dude, TOTALLY!
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Unread 05-03-2007, 11:13 PM   #527
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I just want to say I am extremely disappointed by the relative lack of suggestive and outright obscene responses. I thought better of you guys.
Dude, it was in the rules (See "no Masturbation" and extrapolate)
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Unread 05-03-2007, 11:39 PM   #528
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I knew I should have guessed "Hot female werewolves."
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Unread 05-04-2007, 01:00 AM   #529
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I just want to say I am extremely disappointed by the relative lack of suggestive and outright obscene responses. I thought better of you guys.
I just wanted to see how much use could be gotten out of this one quote. And also, so as not to disappoint, I have decided that the next category shall be as follows.....

"Hawtest chicks EVAR!!!!1!" (in my opinion)
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Unread 05-04-2007, 01:22 AM   #530
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Just to clarify, Real girls, or can we include characters from games and whatnot?
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