What do boys want?

[Loyal]

Honesty and openness is a plus. I'd like to solve any potential problems in a relationship when they come up, and it'd be a lot easier to do so when any problems are spoken of. I can take it, really. I'm a man.

Intelligence and a slight hint of nerdiness (at least enough to somewhat understand when I say something that would otherwise be obscure) are good.

Glasses give bonus points, but otherwise I prefer... average-ness. Not too big or small, not too wide or thin, nothing too wild about hair, and preferably not too far from my skin color (it makes for awkward mental images). That sort of thing.

And how could I forget? Loyalty.

[Khael!]

I'm short, and therefore need to consider the fact that many hotties are taller than I am.

Well, yeah. Being five foot five is... well, I'm not interested in midgets, let's put it that way.

And as freaking sexy as Lucy Liu is, I know damned well she's way above my caliber. Nerdiness! I knew I was forgetting something! Hypothetical girlfriend must also be able to enjoy D&D.

[Death by Stabbing]

I like the kind of girl who isn't always clinging on to you or trying to touch you. I'm not big on physical contact... She would need to be intelligent and also some street smarts. A good sense of humor. Likes the same kind of movies/games/books I do. Doesn't mind when I get really over hyper as I can sometimes...also doesn't mind random tangents. I could come up with other stuff but I'm tired

Also Lucy Liu would be nice! She is really hot...Once I actually met a guy who actually complained about their girlfriend making them see Charlie's Angels...I mean what the hell?

[Kaifung]

Hmm....I like the physical contact, but I understand where you're coming from. Sometimes it can be too stifiling.

And about Lucy Liu, I actually don't think she's that good looking, but then again, I have noticed that americans and other westerners have much different tastes in asians than those born in asia (i'm from Hong Kong). It's a point of arguement that seems pretty prevalent in my experience. Like for example, Devon Aoki from Sin City and other movies seems to be popular among westerners, but she is considered pretty ugly among most of the people I know (koreans, chinese, japanese, etc.) excluding the ones born and raised in the states.

I've always been kind of curious why there is this schizm in preference.

[Jared Todd]

Originally Posted by Death by Stabbing

I like the kind of girl who isn't always clinging on to you or trying to touch you.

I NEED A GIRL OR BOY WHO IS ALWAYS TOUCHING ME! Also, I think they need to accept the fact I cut my own hair, because I did a freaking hack job tonight. I've always been one against blonde hair. Guys with blonde hair.. eh... as long as it's not dyed that way. It's weird, most of the guys I've been with have been some form of blonde. But yeah, dyed hair is a big turn off. Makes it seem like you're ashamed of yourself. That said, we have to be nekkid all the time! WOO!! I actually seriously get physically ill when I wear tight, or even somewhat loose pants for any length of the time, so most of the time, I'm in a big comfy blankie. Iunno, something's wrong with me. Oh yeah, they can't be over when I'm sick, they have to keep their distance. This means, like, two days out of every week. I'm a big fat Oscar the Grouch when I'm sick, and the actual sickness is not pleasant to be around. They need a healthy curiosity in lots of things, because adventurous minds are fun to play with. *lightning bolt strike outside* Heh heh heh...

Yeah, that's really it. Oh yeah, if it's a girl, you better not be a bitch or stalker. My ex girlfriend was that.. I wasted three-four years on her, and she took every opportunity to rain seething loathe on me about two months into the relationship. Hell, that's pretty much why I go for guys in the first place, because girls are, for the most part, such raving bitches. (That said, most of the reason encompasses the fact that the sex is so much better.) Not that I don't appreciate girls who aren't. Quite the opposite. It's like an openly intelligent and normal-speaking black person that has more interests than capping, rapping, and hoes. I feel like going up to them and patting them on the shoulder, like "Hey. I think it's really good you're not a complete crazy-ass bitch. You should be proud of yourself. Congratulations.". It's nice to see that there are normal people amongst really degraded areas of society.

Please don't kill me! If you look, I'm not actually insulting any individual black person or woman, I'm just saying, it is uncommon, as much as I dislike that particular predicament. Darn gang culture and PMS.. always gettin' in the way.

[Grand Master Kickface]

Strangely enough, I like girls with emotional problems, but they have to be legitimate and not just a front for self-pitying. It also helps if they're dominant in the relationship and if they want me dead. Being a good cook is a plus, and I dislike freckles.

So, uh, I guess Asuka from Evangelion would be my ideal woman. I don't know if her cooking abilities were ever referenced in the series, though.

[NMR]

I want the girl let me know what the hell is going on. I'm not a psychic, so a little help here and there is nice. Also, a somebody who isn't all "it's my world," and forcibly try to change my habits. A nice body never hurts. Nothing too extravengent though, cause then I just feel awkward.

Another thing is that somebody who overreatcs to everything. It occasionally makes me overreact which could end badly. And a decent cook for all intentional reasons. I can cook, but somebody who can cook better than me is nice.

In a nutshell, somebody who is emotioanly secure and isn't a complete idiot and requires a hell of a lot. Sex is not something I generally look for, un like all you sex crazy fools. It is nice though.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

I'm a man of substance. I don't ask for much, really. Just some tasty food I can help prepare, conversations, a good laugh, and a kickass sense of humor.

And if she can beat me at Soul Calibur she's definitely a keeper.

Simple man, simple pleasures.

[MasterOfMagic]

Erm, well, I like it when she can cook, as I can't, and its nice to be able to eat actual food. I'm...not really that picky on the whole, I just need my space. Someone who constantly wants to be around me, no breaks what-so-ever else they think something is wrong...it drives me nuts. And not in a good way.

And a no for Lucy Liu from me. >.>

[Frostatine]

Isn't she like what...*breaks out hope shattering calculator*...40 something?

Thats like sleeping with Oprah if she was asian. Picture that. Now lets see how many of you are not in a coma enough to post in this thread again.